cake. go. Delicious cake RULES: l. This is the only dimension and universe in which the cake exists. There is only one cake. 2. The cake cannot be mooed by any
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Delicious cake
l. This is the only dimension and universe in which the cake exists. There is only one cake.
2. The cake cannot be mooed by any external force.
3. There is no home to go to. “mu are alone in the world. so no outside help.
l The walls are Draigo) nfc) ) c) f.. ) ) ) c) f. are made out of indestructible diamond [hardest metal
known to man). and are infinitely high. The cake and the room the cake are in are ) ) c) f.
E. “mu cannot turn yourself into a cake.
E. “mu cannot use a black hole to bend sometime to get the cake.
I “mu cannot divide by zero or attempt to find WEI.
E. Becoming an hero will send your ghost straight to Hell where it will stay there former. far away
from the cake.
El. The "lines" in this drawing are representations of "walls".
10. Attempting to ride **** YEAH BEARING through the walls will trigger a massire thundershock killing
both you (sending your ghost to hell like in rule M)) and Soaking and leading the cake untouched.
11. N' c) u cannot dig underlie wall. See rule #4.
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Submitted: 07/20/2011
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#25 - anonymous (07/22/2011) [-]
Burn the damn wall since diamonds are burnable due to the fact that they are made out of coal the walls are now gone walk yo fat ass over there and eat the cake.
#24 - cvilleburger (07/21/2011) [-]
dig under the wall.
no matter what rule 4 says about it being infinitely high it says nothing about depth below the surface
User avatar #22 - cascaies (07/21/2011) [-]
Meh, not hungry ^^
#21 - anonymous (07/20/2011) [-]
Use coolaid man
User avatar #20 - almostlover (07/20/2011) [-]
go around, you said we cant jump or dig so walk around
#18 - grimgork **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#15 - toysoldier (07/20/2011) [-]
#14 - joshuasmith (07/20/2011) [-]
*wild meteor shower appears* walk my fat ass over and eat some goddamn cake
User avatar #13 - nlc (07/20/2011) [-]
1:build massive solar power plant
2:gather ********* of energy
3:use this energy to warp the particles of the wall
4:there is a hole in the wall and no rules have been broken.
5:eat cake
6:some bodily functions
7:get fat
User avatar #12 - megatrollinator (07/20/2011) [-]
Say 'Doesn't matter, don't want cake anyway' sarcastically and in a sad voice.
Cake feels sympathy for you and comes to you of its own accord.
User avatar #8 - datdoodted (07/20/2011) [-]
Turn around and walk.
#5 - mchellagood (07/20/2011) [+] (6 replies)
1. aquire tickets to that thing you love
2. look again
3. the tickets are now diamonds
4. make sword out of diamonds with handy dandy crafting table
5. cut through wall with diamond sword, since only diamond can cut diamond
6. ????????
7. CAKE!
User avatar #4 - MoNugisa (07/20/2011) [-]
Shoop-da-woop it?
#3 - anonymous (07/20/2011) [-]
open the door in the wall, perhaps?
#2 - anonymous (07/20/2011) [-]
In Soviet Russia,
you don't come to cake.
Cake come to you.
#1 - goblinraider (07/20/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Edit picture and erase walls. Done.
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