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Pinktroll 4: 3
My wife said, "Why is the lap' I' all sticky?"
I said, “It' s what you think, it' s ice cream."
She said, "How did you manage to get ice cream all
aver the h: tstop?"
I said, "Have you ever tried eating an ice cream
whilst masturbating?"
Was an a date when the girl said, “I just love
Simon and Garfunkel."
E like the sound of silence," I replied.
Just shut the **** up."
A black man takes a girl home from a
nightclub.
She says "Show me it' s true what they say
about black men".
So he stabs her and nicks her purse.
What' s white an top and black an bottom?
Society.
A Moe girl goes to Centurylink to register for child
benefit,
How many children?" asks the assessor.
IO," replies the Moe girl,
IO?" says the council worker, "What are their names?"
Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne,
Wayne, Wayne and Wayne."
Diesn‘ T that get ?"
Nah," says the Moe girl, "its great, because if they are
out playing in the street I just have to shout, 'WAYNE,
YA t: ' S READY‘ er 'WAYNE, GO TO BED NOW' and
they all do it."
What if you want to speak to we individually?" says the
perturbed council worker,
That' s easy," says the Moe girl, “I just use their
surnames."
Maybe.
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#8 - evenhush (07/20/2011) [-]
Moe girl?
#22 - accdodson (07/21/2011) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #32 - KirbyFullyLoaded (07/21/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Surname: Ker

Wayne Ker

...I laughed too hard for this, I need to go to bed.
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#23 - assassinsu has deleted their comment [+] (6 replies)
User avatar #24 to #23 - yourmomschestnuts (07/21/2011) [-]
surnames means last names.
User avatar #5 - jamiecotton (07/20/2011) [+] (2 replies)
what's white on top and brown on the bottom? society...

what's brown on top and white on the bottom? Rape..
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#33 - SkyMaro **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (12 replies)
#40 - jakeyjakejake (07/21/2011) [-]
Sickipedia (:
Sickipedia (:
User avatar #7 - XOxoswitcherXOxo (07/20/2011) [-]
Why don't black people go on cruises?
Because they aren't falling for that **** again.
#56 - CheesePudding (07/21/2011) [-]
What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

But what's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.
#42 - NinjaJedi (07/21/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Hey. Hey, you. Yeah, you. You stole up all these jokes from You need to login to view this link At least give some credit. Not cool.
#46 - tommygunntyler (07/21/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
#37 - greenwithenvy ONLINE (07/21/2011) [-]
******** ! what jiggaboo knows what a surname is?
#35 - getaloadoff (07/21/2011) [+] (3 replies)
WTF is a Moe girl?
User avatar #14 - maudelexiieparker (07/21/2011) [+] (4 replies)
I dont get the last one .. ?
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#57 - phoneman (07/21/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Moe girl?
#31 - bageljuice (07/21/2011) [-]
WHILST?!
#2 - tyrale (07/20/2011) [+] (1 reply)
MORE!
#3 to #2 - pinktroll (07/20/2011) [-]
If this one goes well, I will.
If this one goes well, I will.
#9 - kalebstereo (07/20/2011) [+] (1 reply)
******* british people need to use proper english instead of this fancy british slang.
User avatar #11 to #9 - Murcielago (07/21/2011) [-]
Actually, what the British people say is proper English, as ENGLAND is in Britain.
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