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My wife said, "Why is the lap' I' all sticky?"
I said, “It' s what you think, it' s ice cream."
She said, "How did you manage to get ice cream all
aver the h: tstop?"
I said, "Have you ever tried eating an ice cream
Was an a date when the girl said, “I just love
Simon and Garfunkel."
E like the sound of silence," I replied.
Just shut the fuck up."
A black man takes a girl home from a
She says "Show me it' s true what they say
about black men".
So he stabs her and nicks her purse.
What' s white an top and black an bottom?
A Moe girl goes to Centurylink to register for child
How many children?" asks the assessor.
IO," replies the Moe girl,
IO?" says the council worker, "What are their names?"
Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne,
Wayne, Wayne and Wayne."
Diesn‘ T that get ?"
Nah," says the Moe girl, "its great, because if they are
out playing in the street I just have to shout, 'WAYNE,
YA t: ' S READY‘ er 'WAYNE, GO TO BED NOW' and
they all do it."
What if you want to speak to we individually?" says the
perturbed council worker,
That' s easy," says the Moe girl, “I just use their