Funny jokes comp 2. Still the last one went well, Heres another one (: OC /funny_pictures/2375188/Funny+jokes+comp/. Pinktroll 4: 3 My wife said, "Why is the la Funny jokes comp 2 Still the last one went well Heres another (: OC /funny_pictures/2375188/Funny+jokes+comp/ Pinktroll 4: 3 My wife said "Why is la
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Funny jokes comp 2. Still the last one went well, Heres another one (: OC /funny_pictures/2375188/Funny+jokes+comp/. Pinktroll 4: 3 My wife said, "Why is the la

Still the last one went well, Heres another one (: OC /funny_pictures/2375188/Funny+jokes+comp/

Pinktroll 4: 3
My wife said, "Why is the lap' I' all sticky?"
I said, “It' s what you think, it' s ice cream."
She said, "How did you manage to get ice cream all
aver the h: tstop?"
I said, "Have you ever tried eating an ice cream
whilst masturbating?"
Was an a date when the girl said, “I just love
Simon and Garfunkel."
E like the sound of silence," I replied.
Just shut the fuck up."
A black man takes a girl home from a
nightclub.
She says "Show me it' s true what they say
about black men".
So he stabs her and nicks her purse.
What' s white an top and black an bottom?
Society.
A Moe girl goes to Centurylink to register for child
benefit,
How many children?" asks the assessor.
IO," replies the Moe girl,
IO?" says the council worker, "What are their names?"
Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne,
Wayne, Wayne and Wayne."
Diesn‘ T that get ?"
Nah," says the Moe girl, "its great, because if they are
out playing in the street I just have to shout, 'WAYNE,
YA t: ' S READY‘ er 'WAYNE, GO TO BED NOW' and
they all do it."
What if you want to speak to we individually?" says the
perturbed council worker,
That' s easy," says the Moe girl, “I just use their
surnames."
Maybe.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#8 - evenhush
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Moe girl?
#22 - accdodson
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#27 to #22 - anon id: a85d8a28
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but i will
COMIC SANS!!!!
#44 to #22 - pinktroll [OP]
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Yeah... Sorry about the comic sans :P
Yeah... Sorry about the comic sans :P
User avatar #32 - KirbyFullyLoaded
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(07/21/2011) [-]
Surname: Ker

Wayne Ker

...I laughed too hard for this, I need to go to bed.
User avatar #34 to #32 - orff
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You sir. Get a thumb
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#51 to #23 - deathkilledme
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#43 to #23 - YoshiBond
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#29 to #23 - Hydrocircuit
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#26 to #23 - localbees
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#28 to #23 - tosecage
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User avatar #24 to #23 - yourmomschestnuts
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surnames means last names.
#1 - uberender
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User avatar #5 - jamiecotton
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what's white on top and brown on the bottom? society...

what's brown on top and white on the bottom? Rape..
User avatar #6 to #5 - Nihatclodra
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You beat me to it...
#17 to #5 - directchaos
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#33 - SkyMaro **User deleted account**
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User avatar #49 to #33 - thatnerdyguy
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What the hell were they talking about if not THAT moe?
#50 to #49 - SkyMaro **User deleted account**
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#53 to #50 - thatnerdyguy
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Why thank you.
User avatar #58 to #33 - CrimsonCaptain
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I was thinking that, and now i have the strong urge to shout MOOOOEEEEE like in @deep.
#39 to #33 - Penguinn
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No......yes........
User avatar #65 to #33 - ningyoaijin
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Ah, Asahina Mikuru-chan. The Moe-est of all. Remember in ********** when she punched Kyon in the face and ran away? Complete and total kawaiigasm right there XD
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User avatar #69 to #67 - ningyoaijin
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I would totally rape Tsuruya...
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User avatar #71 to #70 - ningyoaijin
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And I would totally let her :]
#66 to #65 - zeldapronmaster
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#40 - jakeyjakejake
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Sickipedia (:
Sickipedia (:
User avatar #7 - XOxoswitcherXOxo
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Why don't black people go on cruises?
Because they aren't falling for that **** again.
#42 - NinjaJedi
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(07/21/2011) [-]
Hey. Hey, you. Yeah, you. You stole up all these jokes from You need to login to view this link At least give some credit. Not cool.
#45 to #42 - sexypotato
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#68 to #42 - anon id: f8db5c7d
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Atleast dont say they are OC lol