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Knowladge is power.<br />
With great power comes great responsibility.<br />
Rate! Thanks everyone.

Small Victories Win The War
So I got in a fight
Right?
WRONG.
Fights always give me
the chance to win my
way
It' s not PORN it' s
I SWARE’ Yeah I' m slut lam full mull long
N c at and all that, lollz I) ORI(!
You will NEVER win
with words, end of
story.
Women play mindgames
and will never be wrong,
so use physical warfare.
But I' m not a wife
beater and dont
want to go to jail
for hitting a
woman. So how‘?
Allow me to show you.
Step L Know your Enemy
Observation is important,
study EVERYTHING. For
example bathroom habits.
Day 2 Bathroom
again at 12: 15 AM
OK, I know all of her
habits at home, but shes
still winning, now what?
Step 2: Spot (i) Q
Opportune
Moment.
i. e Bathroom
lights off.
Step 3: Plan. The
Simpler the better.
to this plan. Iwill Be "T'. its .
leave the toilet seat up something that will
because she will expect it to annoy/ anger her.
be down. Genius.
Step 4: Execute
and Enjoy. Repeat
until victory is
achieved.
DAMMIT" YOU "
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Submitted: 03/01/2010
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User avatar #9 - Shadows (03/01/2010) [+] (9 replies)
FYI not all girls pee sitting down.
User avatar #10 to #9 - Knuckles (03/01/2010) [-]
that might be because you are not a girl
User avatar #2 - cursormortis (03/01/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Step 5: Have fight about why toilet seat should be left down.
Step 6: Lose fight.
Step 7: Find some other way to get back at girlfriend.
Step 8: Have fight about new method of revenge.
Repeat steps 6-8 until...
Step 9: Girlfriend leaves.
Step 10: Get wasted.
Step 11: Hire hooker.
Step 12: Repeat steps 10 & 11 until over previous girlfriend
Step 13: Find new girlfriend, start cycle all over again.
User avatar #8 - CaptnSoapMacTavish (03/01/2010) [+] (3 replies)
If you having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i got 99 problems but a bitch aint one
#26 - Viruzzz **User deleted account** (03/01/2010) [-]
even if the bitch complains about the toilet seat being up, slap the bitch. why do the guys have to lift the toilet seat, AND put it down for her spoiled ass? she's a big girl, she knows how to do it herself....
#71 - Reyo (03/02/2010) [-]
I liked the one where the guy knew his wife took a **** every morning, so he lubed up some marbles and just shoved them up there.

You can guess the rest.
User avatar #44 - winn (03/02/2010) [+] (23 replies)
Try putting cellophane (that kitchen plastic stuffs) on to the toilet seat so when she pees she it will bounce rite back up.
#4 - Hightower (03/01/2010) [-]
Put saran wrap down under the seat. Even if she checks the seat she wont see it.
User avatar #66 - YmousAnon (03/02/2010) [-]
Take 2 packs of ketchup from a fast food restaurant and put them under the prongs of the toilet seat, then gently lower the seat on top of them. If done correctly when the person sits down the ketchup packets will explode open and she will be left with ketchup all over her legs, pants, and panties.
User avatar #35 - OooLala (03/02/2010) [+] (2 replies)
his eyebrow became his mouth in the 4th panel
User avatar #30 - aVo (03/01/2010) [-]
It's great to learn -
User avatar #74 - xxcouragewolfx (03/20/2011) [-]
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User avatar #73 - xxcouragewolfx (03/20/2011) [-]
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#42 - Pomtard (03/02/2010) [-]
He SWARE that his knowlAdge will prevent him from being a WIFE BEATER.
very funny.
#41 - Womens Study Major (03/02/2010) [-]
WOO u could really piss a B!+(h off
#39 - Womens Study Major (03/02/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 933,739,006** try adjusting the scale calibration up and down on alternating days, so funny to watch, especially with swim suit season coming up - been doin it fer years.....
#38 - Womens Study Major (03/02/2010) [-]
Passive aggression is a bliss!
#19 - Blazinpyro (03/01/2010) [-]
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User avatar #12 - hordeluver (03/01/2010) [-]
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#1 - Vayck **User deleted account** (03/01/2010) [-]
love the face at the end btw
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