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Seriously?. (OC) Here's another one for you guys. Thumbs are always welcome. Subscribe for mor ragecomics.. That was nice, now i just need to T am kinda_ hungry

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Ch, okay sweetie. T thought you
were doing something else.
Silly me.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#7 - soon
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#92 - backtofutr
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(07/20/2011) [-]
Fapping to magazines? What the **** is this, the 60s?
#114 to #92 - anon id: 7a7152e6
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i just use my memory of the magazine/photo/internet i used to fap
#1376 to #114 - thecarter
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(07/20/2011) [-]
me too!
User avatar #1303 to #92 - lunacy
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(07/20/2011) [-]
Must be Quagmire before he found out about internet porn.
#6 - soon
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#655 to #6 - meisnotifu
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#687 to #655 - alecskiroux
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i dont know
i dont know
#30 to #6 - HAPPYGIRAFFE
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(07/20/2011) [-]
I have sweaty feet.
I have sweaty feet.
User avatar #23 - Nightelfbane
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(07/20/2011) [-]
Am I the only person who doesn't use lotion
#35 to #23 - anon id: 9f2348dd
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(07/20/2011) [-]
i dont have foreskin i dont use lotion >.>
#1349 to #35 - anon id: 409c3514
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o have foreskin but I don't use lotion
User avatar #26 to #23 - bleebloo
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(07/20/2011) [-]
LOL BECUZ U HAV FORESKIN? LOL
User avatar #29 to #26 - Nightelfbane
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BE JEALOUS OF MY FORESKIN, INFIDEL.
#40 to #29 - Afrew
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They all jealous!
They all jealous!
User avatar #36 to #23 - icedcarbon
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(07/20/2011) [-]
Nah... you're not the only one don't worry.

I don't use it, as far as i know my friends don't use it either...
#53 to #36 - daggy
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Uh...you're very informed, I see
#55 to #53 - icedcarbon
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I.. I mean... i didnt mean... well you see... I.. its not like i saw them fapping or something... its just i didn't see anything in their rooms that could be used as lotion... but strangely enough, i wonder if women use it for their "fapping" In ebery girl room i've been there's always creams and stuff... mostly for their skin and all that crap, but who knows xD
#59 to #55 - daggy
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(07/20/2011) [-]
Sure...loljk I'm messing with you, man
#265 to #55 - anon id: e672f86b
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(07/20/2011) [-]
I use a tissue over my two fingers when rubbing. The juice from my vagina is enough.
#64 to #36 - patriotpenguin
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(07/20/2011) [-]
so you like to spend alot of time with your freinds then?
so you like to spend alot of time with your freinds then?
User avatar #24 to #23 - gravediggernalk
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I don't use lotion, it makes it harder to fap IMO.
User avatar #25 to #23 - angrytoilet
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(07/20/2011) [-]
I sure dont.
#65 to #23 - bdub
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No....Let me guide you through my entire process...First i walk into my parents bedroom and tell them im about to tug the tiger so they don't call the cops when they here the screaming. So then i drive over to the hardware store. I leave the store with sandpaper, D Cell batteries, razor blades, and industrial strength Bleach and a tank of blue rhino propane. As im walking across the parking lot to my pale white econoline van i drop my pants and throw them down the storm drain. This gets my adrenaline going! So i hope in the car and head home. Once im in my room i grab the batteries and rip em open and pour the acid into a cup. then i take the sandpaper and dip it into the cup until its soaked all the way with the battery acid. then i kinda fold the sandpaper Hotdog style and wrap it around my cock which at this point is a good 6 inches long and still growing. Then i fap normally with the acidic sandpaper around my dick. This REALLY gets me going. I do it right to the edge a few times and then stop and cool off for a few minutes. I take the razor blades and cut the acid sandpaper into super thin strips. Once i have about 25 thin strips I tie them together to make a rope and noose. then put the noose around my dick and tie the other end to the cieling fan. After that i call my little sister into the room and tell her to turn on the fan and she usually flips the **** out telling me im a freak for being into this kinda stuff. I tell her to shut the **** up and turn the fan to the ultra cool setting. Then she goes and calls the cops or some ****. Anyway now im just ******* whiriling around the room hanging from the fan from my long john. so i grab the bleach as im flying around the room and gargle it cause it gives me a nice cool feeling. That's usually the point when the ************ 5-0 show up so they walk in and are totally ******* flabberghasted so i jump off the fain beat the cops into the ground cum on their faces!!! That's when i get the dog.
User avatar #78 to #65 - siknees
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That's nothing. Let me walk you through my process:

I get horny, walk into the bathroom, lock the door, sit down, fap, clean up, and spray some febreeze so they think I took a ****.

And that's when I bring in the walrus.
#80 to #78 - bdub
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Ohhhhhhhh ****! You think a walrus is hardcore!? When im done letting the dog lick propane off my dick I go to the cemetary....And, well, you know what comes next....
User avatar #84 to #80 - siknees
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Okay, I'm going to go off subject here because this is the only chance I will ever get a chance to say this.

I'm actually accused of being a necrophile by my family. My Ex-girlfriend's best friend, who was also a good friend of mine, died a few years ago. Me and my ex both loved her like a sister, and we couldn't get over it for a very long time. One day, I found her old necklace at my house, and I called Danya, and we both broke down. My parents asked me what was wrong, and I told them.
They got mad and said that girls shouldn't matter to me, school should. And I had the bright idea of screaming "Dead girls matter!!!!"
And now they make fun of me for liking dead girls now.
#1175 to #84 - firemantwotwofive
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(07/20/2011) [-]
your parents are assholes...
#519 to #65 - conailicwebsite **User deleted account**
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User avatar #103 to #65 - Nightelfbane
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I go outside to my shed, take off all my clothes, and fap like a mother ******. Sometimes in the front yard.

Always happens at night.
#883 to #65 - RedRooster
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(07/20/2011) [-]
This is the funniest damn thing I've read on Funnyjunk in years. Give this man a bloody medal.
#1240 to #883 - bluban
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#104 - zzombiee
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<--- your mom walks in while your jizzing.

"MOM!! I CANT STOP!"
#107 to #104 - anon id: 901199da
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(07/20/2011) [-]
That made me laugh so damn hard for some reason.
#160 to #104 - thirdbase
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(07/20/2011) [-]
grandmas boy?
kind of?
#112 to #104 - Harkonnen
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#51 - MrOblivious
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(07/20/2011) [-]
Reminds me of an awkward situation, terrible and embarrassing.

Years ago in my early teens I got done fapping. Didn't realize a bit of "joy juice" has splattered on my pants. I walk out of my room, talk to my dad, he looks at my pants with an awkward-like smirk. I didn't realize until I walked back in my room and looked in the mirror.

>MFW
#56 to #51 - anon id: 0ccf7d85
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lmao thts funny
#60 to #51 - anon id: b0730836
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#68 to #60 - theroidranger
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daddy stop it!!!!!!!!!
daddy stop it!!!!!!!!!
#973 to #68 - snchzvrmlnmggt
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User avatar #338 to #51 - trollinlove
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turn it into a comic
#72 - recklessrock
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(07/20/2011) [-]
why is she stupid? sound's reasonable to me.
#106 to #72 - juckinfunk
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#102 - licestr
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#81 - aintafag
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His mom calls him Derp but he calls himself Rob?
User avatar #304 to #81 - TehEman
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(07/20/2011) [-]
Well his mom is retarded...
User avatar #82 to #81 - kakashisenpai
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haha i just said that bro
#139 - itsdead
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