Places and reactions. Someone will start an argument about why a places stereotype is true. When a different place is I bet: that' s true! When the place where
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Places and reactions

Places and reactions. Someone will start an argument about why a places stereotype is true. When a different place is I bet: that' s true! When the place where

Someone will start an argument about why a places stereotype is true

When a different place is
I bet: that' s true!
When the place where I live is
made fun of
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in any way, shared sues-
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you die a painful u ''l,''
death for these lies. ltk e
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#2 - xodah (07/20/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Some time ago I was looking forward transferring to Russia, I've always though I'd fit into their culture like a glove. After some time a vacant in Moscow opens. I'm told I'm golden. Just an interview with this lady from the embassy and I'm good to go.

Of course, I was tits-shaking nervous, I was about to face the my most life changing event so far. Didn't sleep. Didn't lunch. Didn't relax. I'm a little socially awkward so that, plus my paralyzing nervousness would make me a plank.

As the interview approach I open the freezer to find a brilliant idea: Vodka. Just enough to avoid walking like at Nazi advancing towards Poland. What could possibly go wrong?

I can't drink in front of the embassy lady, so I put myself together and
have the drinks just before leaving, by the time I'm in the office I'll be good and buzzed. 5 shots and leave.

Nothing while driving, I'm in the parking lot, as nervous as ever. **** . Should've 6 shots. Should've a cigarette. As I walk from the car to the building I start to feel better, confident, loose. Alright! I CAN do this. Open your legs Russia, I'm going in.

Ever heard that myth that vodka can't be smelled? That's a lie. Of course it can be smelled. Specially if it is the only thing in your stomach and you didn't have a minute of bedtime.

I meet the lady. She smells it. But she can't figure out what it is, maybe because she's old.

Still, everything is going great. I'm charming, qualified, smart. I even show of my Russian, praise Dostoyevsky, say the Russians crushed the nazis. She couldn't handpick anyone better than me. Then she tells me about how Russians walk over these dangerous frozen beaches and lakes.

"Yeah I guess Stolichnaya gives you a lot of courage" - Biggest idiot on the planet.

It turns out, Russians don't like being called drunk. And it turns out, if you tell people what you smell like, they'll know what you smell like.

And that's how making fun of the Russians kept me away from their country.
User avatar #92 - QCGunslinger (07/20/2011) [+] (2 replies)
I'm from the French part of Canada. Le eh!
#77 - IshimelofSomewhere (07/20/2011) [+] (2 replies)
I live in tennessee
hit me with your worst
#90 - sparkieemae (07/20/2011) [-]
Make fun of my town Phoenix Arizona. I will back you the **** up on everything.
User avatar #46 - DoctorMusic (07/20/2011) [-]
Everyone in the Milky Way galaxy is either a bitch or a tool.
#35 - roughriders (07/20/2011) [-]
I rode a polar bear today.

It snowed two weeks ago.
True story.
User avatar #8 - bwheezy (07/20/2011) [+] (4 replies)
I live in Connecticut.
I'm not really sure we have any stereotypes.
...there's a lot of apples?
User avatar #9 to #8 - jpg (07/20/2011) [-]
not sure if Connecticut has stereotypes, but the United States definitely has them
User avatar #4 - The Unheard (07/20/2011) [-]
I live in Vegas. Tons of stereotypes about here are... Actually true.
Mexicans? TONS OF EM
******* ? TONS OF EM
High unemployment rate? DAMN RIGHT
Lots of drinking? DAMN RIGHT
High drug usage? ****** A
Hotter than Hell? AND THEN SOME
Fun to live in? ........ are you ******* insane?
User avatar #79 - lawlwuut (07/20/2011) [+] (8 replies)
Alaska: We dont live in igloos, fight polar bears, or ride walruses to school. Im sorry for breaking your hearts
#71 - NCoin (07/20/2011) [-]
I'm from Ireland. I'm not ginger, my friends aren't leprechauns, I don't say "Top of the morning to ya"....but I could drink you under the table :D
#58 - redretinas (07/20/2011) [+] (2 replies)
I live in North Carolina. We have, uh.... we have... Nothing.
User avatar #15 - junkk (07/20/2011) [+] (2 replies)
i live in England, **** buck-toothed, castle owning, tea sipping, polite gentlemen... its anything but that!

so much gang crime, 10 yr old non-virgin chavs who think their black... this is England's NEW stereotype
User avatar #103 - KillYourself (07/20/2011) [+] (1 reply)
in wisconsin there is cows and ****
#99 - daemonico (07/20/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I don't mind jokes that ridiculize my gente
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#20 - MartinLSlowking (07/20/2011) [+] (7 replies)
Scottsdale Az is full of sluts, that I know is true
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User avatar #16 - iwantedyourname (07/20/2011) [+] (3 replies)
texas, i fit most of the stereotypes
i play football, i hunt, i'm rascist, and white
i think thats most of them
User avatar #5 - aussiepridevil (07/20/2011) [+] (3 replies)
yes in Australia we get alot of **** that's not true it makes me really sad that so many people think about my country in such a derogatory
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