Word Problems. . MY HAND IS TOO FAT TO SHOVE INTO THE PRINGLES CONTAINER SO I AM FORCED TO TILT IT. I DIDN' T HAVE A SHINY CHILDHOOD, SO I CAN' T TURN MY PAIN I
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MY HAND IS TOO FAT TO SHOVE INTO
THE PRINGLES CONTAINER SO I AM
FORCED TO TILT IT.
I DIDN' T HAVE A SHINY CHILDHOOD,
SO I CAN' T TURN MY PAIN INTO ART.
I HAD TOO MUCH FOOD FOR LUNCH
AND NOW PM TIRED
I FORGOT TO BRING MY PHONE WITH
ME WHEN I WENT TO POOP AND I WAS
BORED THE ENTIRE TIME.
PM KIND OF HUNGRY, BUT MY
ROOMMATE HAS GUESTS OVER, SO IF I
GO INTO THE KITCHEN PM GOING TO
HAVE TO INTRODUCE MYSELF.
I HAVE TO FIND MY OWN GIRLFRIEND
BECAUSE MY CULTURE DOESN' T
PRACTICE ARRANGED MARRIAGES.
I ACCIDENTALLY CLICKED [TUNES AND
HAD TO WAIT 2 MINUTES FOR IT TO
OPEN BEFORE I COULD CLOSE IT
AGAIN.
MY GPS MADE ME DRIVE THROUGH THE
EHO.
I' M TRYING TC) TEXT WHILE AT A RED
LIGHT, BUT I KEEP MAKING ALL THE
GREENS.
I CAN' T HEAR THE TV WHILE I' M EATING
CRUNCHY SNACKS
THE DOMINO' S TRACKER IS NOT
WORKING. NOW I DON' T KNOW WHEN
TO PUT MY PANTS ON,
MY LAPTOP IS LOW ON BATTERY, BUT
THE CHARGER IS OVER THERE.
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Submitted: 07/19/2011
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#1 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/19/2011) [-]
First thumbs up you earned it!! -BY Anon Good guy
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