THE MIK III’
I. MUST ALWAAYS BE BACON IN OTIE FRIDGE ALWAIS
2. HTERE DOES NOT" EXIST" A FOOD TAIM- DOES NOT" co WELL
WITH BACON.
B, ARE TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE IN OTIE WORLD: THOSE
WHO LIKE BACON. AND THOSE WHO WILL BE USED AS FODDER
IN THE CASE OF A ZOMBIE .
Li. EVEN PIGS LIKE BACON. FACT.
5. CREPE! AND ARE BOTH ACCEPTABLE WINS COOK
BACON. THOU SHALT NOT" DISCRIMINATE.
O. GOES: OF THE WORLD' S PROBLEMS CAN BE SOLVED BB
COOKING MORE BACON.
7. BACON PRESENTS EXACTLEY ZERO HEALTH RISKS. SHUT UP
8. IF HOUR COMPUTER IS ANTIQUATED AND SLOW, ‘:IOU CAN FEED
IT BACON THROUGH THE FLOPPER DRIVE MAKE IT RUN
FASTER.
tii, MEALS WITHOUT BACON ARE RARELY WORTH EATING
IO. WHEN GIVEN A Iii# , THE NUMBER THEE! GIVE ‘:IOU
IS HOUR BAG. THIS IS SHORT FOR "BACON." AND IS EQUAL
THE NUMBER OF SLICES OF BACON SAX.) SHOULD EAT" DIVIDED
BB IO O.
II. THOU " ALWAIS CONSUME BACON ON THE SABBATH. AND
THE MORDETH. AND THE TUESDAYS. AND THE. ..
BACON GETS SAX.) LAID.
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