Phone Moan

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I Alright hays. The other '
night I took some flu
tablets which kept me
awake all night, and as a
result I had a moment of
insomniac genius and
invented a game that I call
The Phone Moan". These
are the rules:
The Phone Moan"
While with a partner, one
person gees down on the
other. The person getting
head new has m make a
phonecall to a friend of
theirs and attempt tn held
a regular for
as long as they can
manage. While on the
phone, you arent allowed
to lie. The game ends
when the person on the
other line figures out
they' re being phone
moaned, and only then is
the person who made the
call allowed to hang up.
When found out, mu
should note the length of
the call. The person giving
head should be trying to
inflict the quickest Phone
Moan time on their
partner, while the person
getting head should try to
get the Congest time that
he or she can go for. It' s a
battle of wits, self central
and physical stamina. The
ultimate sped. The Phone