How I Piss Off My Girl Friend

so did i, haha for the wii or something.

haha im a girl and i didnt even know what it was... wtf?

Didn't realize that was top comment. Just when I thought I was witty.
Sorry FJ

WIN

It's your vibrator, use it when you need it.

We've finally run out of purple lines.

It happens. Hah!

If I have have a wet pussy and I need a vibrator now

HEY! SHUT THE FUCK UUUPPPP!!!

I'm still laughing hysterically at this. Not sure why.

He trades bacon for it. SMART!

u got 61 thumbs for basically copying the top comment?

I fear that will happen to me one day, minus the hipster bit.

Well ye can't ALWAYS be there. If she gets 'excited' when you're not there, is she supposed to fucking wait until you are? Could be a day. A week. Now, if your girl substitutes a vibe for you, that's when you have a problem.

no but really.

LOL go 2 http://www.funnyjunk.com/showcomment/24956158/#c193 4 this entire arguement

the reason people ask you to type properly is because it can get annoying as hell having to interpret your sentences, and personally, it just gives me a headache when I see too much of that writing, it's one of those little things that annoy the fuck out of people for some weird reason.

if you don't want me to type like that...a better approach would probably be 2 ask me calmly to type in an easier to understand format, because insulting me will get u nowhere...just for future reference

I don't think I insulted you in any way...

yeahhh....

i would like this ..

.-.

I'm always available, hehe.

Nothing like a living sex doll to help get where you want.

I feel bad for laughing so hard.

Nah, I laugh at myself too, no biggie.

here use my toothbrush lol

really? we use toys all the time together, makes the sex that much better. He's great on his own, why not add some more awesome to it?

Since my mother uses funny junk as well as my sister..i'm just going to be content with pretending it never happened k?

admit to having sex and using sex toys even though mom and sister are on FJ
assuming mom and sister don't go on NSFW you still won't post pictures
seems legit

Oh my mom and i share our sex life stories all the time, but that doesn't mean i want her seeing pictures of it.