Oh no.. . You brake my heart and you btd' iai gml' t seem ' Are you sure you want to ciy'. I like how the only option is "Ok".
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User avatar #1 - dopoqob (07/15/2011) [-]
I like how the only option is "Ok".
#13 to #1 - anon (07/16/2011) [-]
I like how you are probably Icelandic. Since the flag.
User avatar #21 to #13 - kingrayne (07/16/2011) [-]
Thats a swedish flag,genius.
User avatar #15 to #1 - kookookachooforyou (07/16/2011) [-]
you can use the home button to return or cancel. i just got my iphone lol
User avatar #2 to #1 - missunicornpoop (07/15/2011) [-]
better yet how the **** does it know your drunk? D:
#4 to #2 - anon (07/15/2011) [-]
It's an iPhone.. it's connected to iTunes, which is connected to his Macbook which is connected to his iTv.. which in turn is connected to his airport which is connected to his everything else.. Apple know everything you do.
User avatar #8 to #2 - squareballs (07/16/2011) [-]
Good Guy Greg comes along and enables the app, just incase.
#19 to #2 - pooperdoop (07/16/2011) [-]
you turn it on before you go to a party
User avatar #3 to #2 - Wartottle (07/15/2011) [-]
probably looks like its a drunk text
#14 to #3 - kreystas (07/16/2011) [-]
Nah I read it. Nothing drunk-sounding about it.
User avatar #39 to #14 - missunicornpoop (07/16/2011) [-]
or its just phsycic...(i dont care how ya spell it XD)
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#35 - batmansgirlfriend (07/16/2011) [-]
There's no 'No' Button.
There's no 'No' Button.
User avatar #22 - genecaster (07/16/2011) [-]
>Friend calls me while drunk one time.
>Don't answer because hate being called.
>Leaves voicemail.
>Don't answer it until the next day when he says he called me drunk.
>Check voicemails later on.
>Hear this: "OH GOD THE SKY... IT'S SO BLUE... LIKE.. HAHAHA OMG... HOW DID IT EVEN GET LIKE THAT.. AND THE SUN OMG.. HAHAHA HELP ME THE SKY IS SO SUN!"
>Laugh ass off.
>Truestory.jpg
>Hatersgonnahate.gif
User avatar #25 to #22 - Crossraod (07/16/2011) [-]
haha you can't greentext
User avatar #27 to #25 - genecaster (07/16/2011) [-]
I know. D: One disadvantage of being on FJ rather than 4Chan, though, FJ gives the nice option of thumbing a person down if they piss you off. Sometimes, "faggot" just doesn't cut it. Besides, now it's "candy-ass" anyway.
User avatar #31 to #27 - SteveHomoki (07/16/2011) [-]
I like your comment. You get my thumb
User avatar #32 to #25 - genecaster (07/16/2011) [-]
Hey people don't be hatin'
#20 - nerdiebernie (07/16/2011) [-]
How would this help if the only button you can press is "ok"?
#33 to #20 - daggy (07/16/2011) [-]
The "Home" Button.
User avatar #5 - Soviet Russia Man (07/15/2011) [-]
Hey, at least he didnt pick anyone to send it to!
User avatar #16 - killerflexo (07/16/2011) [-]
ARE you sure you could read that while intoxicated?
User avatar #7 - AlfredNeuman (07/16/2011) [-]
that would be so useful....
#9 - TheeFunnyJunker (07/16/2011) [-]
oh god..i need this app.
User avatar #17 to #9 - LifeVirusZERO (07/16/2011) [-]
Me too...
User avatar #30 - INFINITYxHAVOC (07/16/2011) [-]
I had this happen to me...




I just wish my phone had my back like this guy...
#29 - nachoiscool ONLINE (07/16/2011) [-]
User avatar #10 - blingdog (07/16/2011) [-]
they need a breathalizer on the iphone that stops you when trying to make drunk calls to certain numbers
User avatar #12 - Fontaine (07/16/2011) [-]
i like how you're only way out is to power down the device
User avatar #18 - JAlbastlkr (07/16/2011) [-]
I am possibly the worst drunk texter ever.
Its to the point where my friends take my phone and hide it.
Usually it works out fine, i get some hookups because of my brutal honesty ahha, but sometimes is a disaster.

Example. Last night i kicked it on my buddies yacht with some friends.
I drank 23 coors lights, we went through a 750 ml. bottle of jeager and
smoked 7 bowls of green crack.

Texted two good friends, expressed my "love" for them.

For those of you just now figuring out what kind of drunk you are...try your best not to call/text...
#26 to #18 - anon (07/16/2011) [-]
im the exact same kind of drunk, i just figured it out XD
User avatar #24 to #18 - azusa (07/16/2011) [-]
Super ******* cool story bro.
#38 - prognxt (07/16/2011) [-]
I need this...
User avatar #37 - ghettojelly (07/16/2011) [-]
I never typed that well when I was drunk..
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