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#22
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genecaster (07/16/2011) [+]
(4 replies)
>Friend calls me while drunk one time.
>Don't answer because hate being called.
>Leaves voicemail.
>Don't answer it until the next day when he says he called me drunk.
>Check voicemails later on.
>Hear this: "OH GOD THE SKY... IT'S SO BLUE... LIKE.. HAHAHA OMG... HOW DID IT EVEN GET LIKE THAT.. AND THE SUN OMG.. HAHAHA HELP ME THE SKY IS SO SUN!"
>Laugh ass off.
>Truestory.jpg
>Hatersgonnahate.gif
>Don't answer because hate being called.
>Leaves voicemail.
>Don't answer it until the next day when he says he called me drunk.
>Check voicemails later on.
>Hear this: "OH GOD THE SKY... IT'S SO BLUE... LIKE.. HAHAHA OMG... HOW DID IT EVEN GET LIKE THAT.. AND THE SUN OMG.. HAHAHA HELP ME THE SKY IS SO SUN!"
>Laugh ass off.
>Truestory.jpg
>Hatersgonnahate.gif
#20
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nerdiebernie (07/16/2011) [+]
(1 reply)
How would this help if the only button you can press is "ok"?
#18
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JAlbastlkr (07/16/2011) [+]
(2 replies)
I am possibly the worst drunk texter ever.
Its to the point where my friends take my phone and hide it.
Usually it works out fine, i get some hookups because of my brutal honesty ahha, but sometimes is a disaster.
Example. Last night i kicked it on my buddies yacht with some friends.
I drank 23 coors lights, we went through a 750 ml. bottle of jeager and
smoked 7 bowls of green crack.
Texted two good friends, expressed my "love" for them.
For those of you just now figuring out what kind of drunk you are...try your best not to call/text...
Its to the point where my friends take my phone and hide it.
Usually it works out fine, i get some hookups because of my brutal honesty ahha, but sometimes is a disaster.
Example. Last night i kicked it on my buddies yacht with some friends.
I drank 23 coors lights, we went through a 750 ml. bottle of jeager and
smoked 7 bowls of green crack.
Texted two good friends, expressed my "love" for them.
For those of you just now figuring out what kind of drunk you are...try your best not to call/text...
#30
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INFINITYxHAVOC (07/16/2011) [-] I had this happen to me...
I just wish my phone had my back like this guy...
I just wish my phone had my back like this guy...
#10
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blingdog (07/16/2011) [-] they need a breathalizer on the iphone that stops you when trying to make drunk calls to certain numbers
