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#1 - maysonlee **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#92 - Suffren (07/15/2011) [-]
i think it's 5 years of my life spent on the toilet because of this thing
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#41 - MidgetInABikini (07/15/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Just a question about #4:
What do you mean by "energy"?
Do you mean the decay of the atoms contained by your fart?
Or the mechanical force of the gas expelled from your asscheeks?
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#132 - Loststorm (07/16/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Ok, so about 7 years of farting gets to an atomic bomb.   
I read elsewhere that 7 years of screaming can heat a cup of coffee.   
  
Therefor, if you constantly screamed and farted for a full 7 years, you would have coffee and a nuke.  
  
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Ok, so about 7 years of farting gets to an atomic bomb.
I read elsewhere that 7 years of screaming can heat a cup of coffee.

Therefor, if you constantly screamed and farted for a full 7 years, you would have coffee and a nuke.

GIF will never, ever be related.
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#14 - jamielaughsloud (07/15/2011) [+] (4 replies)
It's more dangerous to drive in a car than to fly in a plane.
#28 to #22 - lowercase (07/15/2011) [-]
Just goes to show how dangerous it is to ride an unwilling ass.
User avatar #12 - xXxFabioxXx (07/15/2011) [+] (11 replies)
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#123 - mcweaksause (07/16/2011) [-]
"text messages sent and received" if you count both of those you are counting each text twice
User avatar #94 - emossuck (07/15/2011) [+] (3 replies)
i know the donkey one is ********
#96 to #94 - vynnle (07/16/2011) [-]
but can you prove it?
#45 - whateveryousay (07/15/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Not sure about that gum..
#30 - trainerhack (07/15/2011) [-]
my gameboy added like 4 more years on the toilet. i'd take that thing everywhere
my gameboy added like 4 more years on the toilet. i'd take that thing everywhere
#134 - spheal (07/16/2011) [+] (6 replies)
Hi, I'm a Spheal!
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User avatar #34 - vampirgrl (07/15/2011) [+] (4 replies)
What if they didn't forget? Maybe the squirrel planted a tree on purpose.
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#108 - Absolute Madman (07/16/2011) [+] (6 replies)
**** it, let's do this.
Estimated total volume of farts per day: Call it around a cup, or 250mL since I'm doing the math metric.
Estimated duration of the fart we're compressing this into: Around two seconds. That's actually a damn long fart, if we assumed it were shorter you'd get more energy out of it. Estimated size of asshole: We'll call it 1cm radius.
So let's start with 40 years' worth of farts, for the sake of simplicity. That's 3650 liters of fart (or about 1000 gallons), or 3.65 cubic meters.
So we're going to jam that lifetime of farts into 2 seconds. Now, I'm going by volume here, not by energy; if I were going by energy, this would be a lot more boring, because it doesn't add up anywhere near as spectacularly. Regardless, let's treat this as a rocket problem, where the only major factor is how fast the reaction mass (your fart) is leaving, rather than any resistance of the air to passage of the fart, nothing fancy.
Now, you need to get all of that gas out of your asshole in two seconds, through a 2cm-diameter hole. This is the same as figuring out how long a column of air of 2cm diameter would have to be to contain 3650 liters. That circle has an area of pi cm2, which converts to 0.000314 square meters. You need to get 3.65 cubic meters through that hole in 2 seconds. So... you see where I'm going with this? That gas is going to be shooting out of you real, REAL fast. How fast?
That column of air would have to be 11,618 meters long, which means that it would have to be traveling at 5.8 kilometers per second .
User avatar #129 to #109 - scorcher (07/16/2011) [-]
genius anon is genius
#153 - amosg (07/16/2011) [-]
The last one ...
#138 - gabasaurus (07/16/2011) [+] (1 reply)
actually the majority of suicides occur on wednesdays because the weekend is far away on both ends of the week
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31780455/ns/health-mental_health/t/deadliest-da y-suicides-wednesday/
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