The Roll was Fake and This is Why. This is in response to the post funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/234643/ADMIN+I+rolled+999999999/ I would have made this as a com
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The Roll was Fake and This is Why. This is in response to the post funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/234643/ADMIN+I+rolled+999999999/ I would have made this as a com

This is in response to the post funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/234643/ADMIN+I+rolled+999999999/ I would have made this as a comment but it was way to long so I posted it here.<br />
I'm sorry, I misspelled &quot;roll&quot; near the end there. Please don't scrutinize me.<br />
PS I know people say &quot;for more lolz check out my profile&quot; all the time but I rarely submit and there's quite a bit of stuff that has almost never been seen and needs to be.

I do believe that this was faked, and here are my reasons:
Reason 1: If wanted to delete the epic post and erase all evidence why would
he then "admit" that he had deleted it?
Reason 2: That picture is the first picture ever posted, isn' t funny er a troll er
anything and has reasen to exist. The comment that was deleted was destroyed
was the very first ene en the page, and was probaably posted directly after the
picture went up.
Reason 3: If yum gen to ' s page yeu' ll alas notice that he' s only commented ON
HIS PICTURE
F rein this we can conclude that is a fake person, and that argeist made a second
profile, posted a picture with that profile, commented en that picture with his origianl profile,
deleted it immediately afterward with the new profile and then posted this photoshpped picture as
proof that he had successfully rolled a 999, 999, 999 and that this new profile of his was seine kind
of troll. F rein this we can conclude that his epic role is a fake as well. I am new
Sherlock ************* Holmes
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User avatar #5 - AstDerek (02/28/2010) [-]
Even easier: the system generates the roll, so it knows the result even if the page is never displayed in any browser
User avatar #69 - taniv (02/28/2010) [+] (2 replies)
it's elementary my dear funnyjunk
User avatar #59 - MegaTron (02/28/2010) [-]
THE ROLL IS A LIE!
User avatar #29 - Yakko (02/28/2010) [-]
***** STOLE HIS ROLL
#395 - yupitsme (03/01/2010) [+] (1 reply)
oh my ******* jesus.shut the hell up about this!it is just some douche bag trying to get attention!it is obviously fake!damn people, you basically did exactly what he wanted you to do. hes like "ANIMAL".hes an attention whore! **** people are really that stupid? damn.
#391 - ninjastk (03/01/2010) [-]
guys, we should stop rolling, nothing will happen :P your not gonna waste 5 hrs rolling and hit 999,999,998 every hr right?
User avatar #377 - Garrysmod (03/01/2010) [-]
**Garrysmod rolls 383,242,308** Im on a boat!
Im on a boat, everybody look at me cause im failing on a BOAT!
#369 - sakuratheotter (03/01/2010) [-]
**sakuratheotter rolls 889,130,209** this would be like getting a golden ticket
User avatar #345 - ThePhantom (03/01/2010) [-]
**ThePhantom rolls 774,282,252** All of us are too stoned to pwn the troll. Thank you, oh sober one.
User avatar #334 - BrianStorm (03/01/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Good job detective.
User avatar #316 - catalyzed (03/01/2010) [+] (4 replies)
**catalyzed rolls 999,931,091** It's over 9000!!!!!
#30 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (02/28/2010) [+] (6 replies)
THAT'S WHAT I SAID :O
except i said yahoo was a friend and not the same person
#490 - Ken M (03/02/2010) [+] (3 replies)
**anonymous rolls 891,323,503** escalators, Escalators, ESCALATORS!!!!!
User avatar #493 to #490 - Pharonix (03/03/2010) [-]
**Pharonix rolls 585,698,960**
sorry mate,
looks like you gotta ride the eel
User avatar #371 - chocalotstarfish (03/01/2010) [-]
His account should be banned according to standards.... -300 comment rating...
User avatar #347 - blairbearforever (03/01/2010) [-]
**blairbearforever rolls 843,465,613**
that's a great idea :D
Maybe someone should investigate if they're ever online at the same time o.o
User avatar #346 - EveryNameWasTaken (03/01/2010) [-]
its elementary my dear Watson...
User avatar #215 - keegans (02/28/2010) [-]
**keegans rolls 687,004,294**
User avatar #62 - BAAAHHHH (02/28/2010) [+] (3 replies)
You spelled 'roll' wrong.
#71 to #64 - Kalkazar (02/28/2010) [-]
It's cool. I do stuff like that all the time.
+1
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+1
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