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User avatar #687 - renjilonefox (07/13/2011) [-]
i'm literally a satanist and i respect most people's beliefs. it's the people who push their beliefs on others or raise kids with no religious freedom or simply scream and yell about how i'm to burn in hell and then turn around and say they do it because they care about me, and their "Merciful" god will torment me for all eternity if they don't succeed. those are the people i hate.
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User avatar #753 to #687 - MadameMeowmers (07/13/2011) [-]
Left hand path? I'm Wiccan, personally. Ecletic Wicca, technically, not Gardenian or Alexandrian.
User avatar #767 to #753 - renjilonefox (07/13/2011) [-]
Yup, LHP. my girlfriend's sister is a Wiccan, but i don't know much about it. If its no trouble could you explain what Wicca is about or like what you believe? Religion is interesting to me at times.
User avatar #796 to #767 - MadameMeowmers (07/13/2011) [-]
Well, first off it's an extremely personal religion. Not like "OH EM GODDESS IT'S PURSUNALL!@1!2!!!" but more your-own-path kind of deal. You have two major types, Gardenian and Alexandrian. Gardenian was the "first" as we know it. It's based on druid and celtic mythology and customs. Alexandrian branched from it (due to differing views on covens, I think). Then there's Eclectic, which is becoming more popular. There you have centralised beliefs but with heavy influences from other cultures. Native American, Greek, that sort of thing. It's basically the belief in a God and Goddess who are the energy in everything and that the energy can be manipulated with Magick. It's honestly too detailed to sum up in two pages :-/.

Personally, I'm an Eclectic. I worship (for lack of a better term) Athena. To me, there is one energy in all things: life. That energy, through time, has been given different names. Jesus, YHWH, Allah, Goddess, Athena, Diana (Dianic Wicca is very feminist Wicca) and what not. I worship Athena because She represents the attributes I feel most connected to and adore most. I also feel connected to Hestia, goddess of the Hearth. Brigid is the Celtic version.

We also all believe in the Wiccan Rede, most strongly in the ending: "And these eight words of the rede fulfill--If ye harm none, do what ye will."
User avatar #803 to #796 - renjilonefox (07/13/2011) [-]
Thats very interesting, i remember as a young kid wondering if all the religions were the same god but different human interpretations of god. i do have a question though, if there's only one energy how can you feel connected to and worship two different gods?
User avatar #809 to #803 - MadameMeowmers (07/13/2011) [-]
Because they're only representations of different attributes of the energy. Athena represents Wisdom and logic (along with weaving and flutes) and Hestia represents the hearth. They're just names/dieties that represent certain things about life, or the energy that is life. So, Athena. Greek Goddess. Her Roman equilvalent is Diana, and Catholic is (I think) Joan of Arc. They all represent Wisdom and logic in war.
User avatar #826 to #809 - renjilonefox (07/14/2011) [-]
That's a very, very interesting take on things, thank you for explaining it
User avatar #846 to #826 - MadameMeowmers (07/14/2011) [-]
No problem. I actually know a few people who are Christian and Wiccan. They've found harmony between the two.
User avatar #739 to #687 - friendlyrussian (07/13/2011) [-]
Will you sacrifce a goat for me
#712 to #687 - girlwiththeglasses (07/13/2011) [-]
Why are you a satanist?
What do satanists do?
What do they believe in?
I'm kinda curious. Could you answer these questions for me? :)
#750 to #712 - SrslyWtf (07/13/2011) [-]
They believe that Satan was a good guy. The believed that in Heaven Satan wanted a fair way to rule, like a democracy or something, but God, was like no only I will rule the kingdom of heaven. So Satan and others revolted and God won, and banished him to Hell. So satanists believe that they want to go to Hell to be Satans army to one day fight the kingdom of heaven so it will be ruled fairly.
User avatar #732 to #712 - renjilonefox (07/13/2011) [-]
i think i just answered most of these on Wilvine's comment, but... there's a lot of different sects of satanism just like christianity and other religions, and i personally am a spiritual satanist. The website i visit is You need to login to view this link , and that pretty much sums up what i believe. there's a lot of others though, most believe judaism and xian religions (but mostly Judaism) are completely evil (so do i though), but some people also worship hitler and nazis, so watch out for that.
#744 to #732 - girlwiththeglasses (07/13/2011) [-]
why do you think judaism is evil?
And yeah I read your other comments, glad I did, media kinda makes satanists look like crazy freaks. But you guys have a point with the whole "satan was unjustly punished".
User avatar #752 to #744 - renjilonefox (07/13/2011) [-]
umm its kinda complicated but... all people have a sort of innate magical power that's the bioelectric energy running through you, and if you kinda train it by opening all of your chakra points and empowering them and meditating and basically training them as you would working out on your leg or something but spiritually. that energy had been being removed from native people's religions and always kept out of people's hands by the major religions all saying the pagan religions are evil etc. But when christians pray they send this energy to the false christian "gods" which (and this is gonna sound crazy, but no crazier than a zombie on a cross in a cave moving a 2 ton boulder then flying off to heaven) are actually Extra terrestrials who manipulated the DNA of prehistoric creatures to create humans to mine elements from our planet for them. so these Xian false gods keep the knowledge of energy from the people, (and also sexual energy, orgasm crates a very bright, intense energy that can be used in the few second window it's being experienced in) and this stops us from raising the "serpent"(Kundalini) of our base chakra at the bottom of the spine, and the raising of this energy connects our chakras and is the ascension of humans into godhood. very complicated, but in essence, Abrahamic religions take away knowledge that prevents humans from fulfilling our potential and becoming one with the gods
#1325 to #752 - anonymous (07/14/2011) [-]
I Normally don't comment on funnyjunk, I just read and laugh, but i felt the need to on this one. I want to thank you for opening my eyes on this belief and fixing what the media portrays Santanism as. I think you just showed me what I've been looking for, for years. Thanks bro!
#766 to #752 - girlwiththeglasses (07/13/2011) [-]
Wow. You sure expanded on this ! Thank you ! And, how do you feel about muslims?
User avatar #781 to #766 - renjilonefox (07/13/2011) [-]
yeah haha. I don't know much about the muslim religion but from what i know i think that it's a bit ridiculous they can't show their messiah's face because of disrespect, but as with most i have nothing against the people they're just following what they believe, for all i know my religion is the wrong one and i'm gonna burn in hell, but i chose mine because it sounded right to me and i believe in it.
#792 to #781 - girlwiththeglasses (07/13/2011) [-]
That's nice to hear. :) I'm muslim and yeah I dont get the whole hiding his face thing either. I don't believe that part. Buuuut I can tell you we have a respect for all religions. :)
User avatar #805 to #792 - renjilonefox (07/13/2011) [-]
yeah :) tolerance and respect and all that is always the best way to go. honestly i thought i was going to take a load of red thumbs for posting that, makes FJ feel like a real community to know people of all religions and what not can be so collectively tolerant
#821 to #805 - girlwiththeglasses (07/14/2011) [-]
Glad you feel that way :) And yeah, Thank for answering all my q's !!
#831 to #821 - renjilonefox (07/14/2011) [-]
no problem at all
no problem at all
User avatar #706 to #687 - wilvine **User deleted account** (07/13/2011) [-]
YOU WORSHIP SATAN YOU BASTARD BLAGHBLAGHBLAGH **** YOU BURN IN HELL!!!11
But seriously,Are you a prpoer satanist or are you the new era of people that call themselves "Satanists"If you don't know the difference let me explain.Satanists believe that god was unjust to satan in casting him into hell and rather see satan as a prisoner of a dictatorship rather than an evil villian of a just leader.The new "Satanists" believe Satan is a baddass with a pitchfork who are going to kill everyone if you don't worship him.
User avatar #724 to #706 - renjilonefox (07/13/2011) [-]
again thats not what i believe. maybe some people out there, but not me. what i grew up thinking was hippie **** my parents were in too now for me defines my religion. spiritual satanism (my religion) pretty much says that meditation and opening and empowering your chakras is the way to "saving" your soul, and everything has a scientific explanation. There's no such thing as heaven or hell, and satan is actually a normal looking person, tall, blonde, and muscular. Satan and his "demons" are higher beings who exist on a higher plane than us and so their "occult" powers are much stronger than ours. also they are extra terrestrials (aliens) who aided in evolution by using genetic engineering to nudge our genetic structures towards what they are now. everything in my religion is and can be explained by science. Wow my fingers are tired.
User avatar #727 to #724 - wilvine **User deleted account** (07/13/2011) [-]
These extra terrestials you refer of.Are they also reffered to as the annuaki?Mentioned also in the sumerian bible?If so i think me and you might have very similar views of religion.
User avatar #735 to #727 - renjilonefox (07/13/2011) [-]
i never read the sumerian bible, but i do believe that's around the same region of the world where most of the beginnings of satanism began like in Egypt, that was a very "satanistic" place, they worshipped the same gods but in different contexts and names. Honestly though i have no idea about Sumer.
#777 to #735 - anonymous (07/13/2011) [-]
I think what he's referring to is a text known as "Enuma Elish", it's the Babylonian Epic of Creation, and a lot of its mythos is derived from Sumerian lore. Aside from that, there is not a straight-up "Sumerian Bible" that I'm aware of, aside from scattered inscriptions on cylinder seals, assorted writings, etc.
#718 to #706 - anonymous (07/13/2011) [-]
Satanism isn't worshiping the devil, it's more or less extreme atheism.
User avatar #741 to #718 - renjilonefox (07/13/2011) [-]
that's LaVeyan satanism i think, Antoney Lavey's black bible or satanic bible or something like that. But satanism very heavily advocates science as does atheism.
User avatar #723 to #718 - wilvine **User deleted account** (07/13/2011) [-]
Agh...srry must have just seen satan and made assumptions.Really tired.
#702 to #687 - stewpiddawg (07/13/2011) [-]
inb4 comments like "Have you ever killed a sheep to please the dark lord"
User avatar #707 to #702 - renjilonefox (07/13/2011) [-]
No dude, in my sect of satanism and i believe in most if not all there is no animal sacrifice. When christianity lies and says thats what satanists do, and when christian raised kids want to really rebel and stick it to their parents or god they might turn to satanism. And if they think thats what satanism is about then well... it's bound to happen at least a few times. In my opinion anyway.
User avatar #720 to #707 - stewpiddawg (07/13/2011) [-]
I know dude. That's why I made that comment.
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