Lets play a game called Greater than or Equal to
Demetri Martin Skit)
A pet turtle is greater than a baby nephew
because it' s okay to drop a pet turtle.
Whale watching is equal to Water Staring.
A jerk on a motorcycle is equal to a leaf
because i find it beautiful when these fall.
A rubik' s cube is equal to a drag
queen. They' re both very colorful, buti
don' t wanna do it.
Of course these are all Demetri
Martin' s jokes, and i' m not
taking credit obviously, i' m just
bringing some of his comedic
material to f n y u k