so a koala is smoking a joint. . When a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, 'Hey Koala! What are you doing? The koala said, Smoking a joint, come up
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so a koala is smoking a joint

When a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, 'Hey
Koala! What are you doing?
The koala said, Smoking a joint, come up and have some.'
So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where
they enjoyed a few hits. After a while the little lizard said that
his mouth was 'dry' and that he was going to get a drink from
the river.
The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned over too far and
fell into the river. A crocodile saw this and swam over to the
little lizard and helped him to the side. Then he asked the little
lizard, 'What' s the matter with you'?'
The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he had been
sitting with the koala in the tree, smoking a joint, but got too
stoned and fell into the river while taking a drink...
The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked
into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was sitting
finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said,
Hey you!'
So the koala looked down at him and said,
How much water did you drink?
...
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Submitted: 07/12/2011
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#1 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/12/2011) [+] (1 reply)
THIS IS A REPOST!
#91 - submatrix (07/13/2011) [-]
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#81 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/13/2011) [-]
thoght it was one of these....
#13 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/12/2011) [-]
#64 - suparhumon (07/13/2011) [+] (5 replies)
#117 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/13/2011) [+] (16 replies)
roses are red
violets are blue
this is a repost
because **** you!
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#141 - danbingo **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (7 replies)
#144 to #141 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/13/2011) [-]
#193 - sixtyeightplusone (07/13/2011) [-]
I wish my girlfriend would make me tea like that!!
I wish my girlfriend would make me tea like that!!
#90 - SilentRaver (07/13/2011) [-]
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#225 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/13/2011) [+] (9 replies)
liek uh baws
liek uh baws
#230 to #225 - multicolouredeye (07/13/2011) [-]
Look I can do it too... NICE GIF
Look I can do it too... NICE GIF
#220 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/13/2011) [+] (2 replies)
**anonymous rolls 00**
#195 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/13/2011) [+] (2 replies)
no creddit? i saw this on reddit about 1 or 2 weeks ago
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#134 - lokiwins (07/13/2011) [-]
Aussie Humour :)
Aussie Humour :)
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#6 - yoyoguy (07/12/2011) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #172 - mrmurtle ONLINE (07/13/2011) [+] (3 replies)
I am australian, australia is AWESOME
#136 - xxTheJesterxx (07/13/2011) [+] (2 replies)
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#127 - eaternumberone (07/13/2011) [+] (2 replies)
i am the one that gave the 1337 thumbs <3
#148 to #142 - totallycerealguy (07/13/2011) [-]
You just did
#11 - mtothej (07/12/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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