epic alternative art 2

Hello new friend
My name is Fred
The words you hear are in my head
I say, I said
My name is Fred
And I've been...
Very naughty

The story I'm about to tell
I tell you, I will tell it well
Is of my dear aunt Muriel
And just how I've been...
Naughty

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#404 to #401 - ColeTheUber (07/12/2011) [-]

Voila! The house!
My Aunt lives there,
With precious pup,
and husband, dear!
My heart beats fast as I draw near,
I felt so nice...
and NAUGHTY

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#413 to #404 - Nochediablo (07/12/2011) [-]

I thought, just how excited they
Must be that I would come today
They'd shout, come Fred!
Huzzah! Hooray!
Dear boy, you look so...
Naughty

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#421 to #413 - ColeTheUber (07/12/2011) [-]

That's when my tired eyes beheld,
a doggy dog, like dog, he smelled,
D-O-G, is what he spelled,
and that's how I spell... naughty.

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#424 to #421 - Nochediablo (07/12/2011) [-]

Alone was I
With tender Courage
And all his fur
His furry furrage
Which, I say
Did encourage
Me to be...
Quite naughty

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#427 to #424 - ColeTheUber (07/12/2011) [-]

It was a day, I'd not forget,
the day that I first met my pet,
oh what a lovely gift to get,
I'd never felt so...
NAUGHTY.

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#431 to #427 - Nochediablo (07/12/2011) [-]

My fuzzy friend is what he was
This darling little ball of fuzz
And oh such fuzz
Such fuzz, it does
Demand that I...
Be naughty

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#601 to #431 - ColeTheUber (07/12/2011) [-]

He looked at me, his fetching eyes,
and fetching fur did hypnotize,
and filled with joy, and filled with sighs,
and that's when I got... naughty.

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#803 to #601 - Nochediablo (07/13/2011) [-]

Now, now... You shouldn't play in the toilet.

This dripping hair
This droopy curl
Unfurl sweet memories of a girl
With tresses, oh, they'd twist and twirl
And tempt me to be...
Naughty

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#805 to #803 - ColeTheUber (07/13/2011) [-]

Barbara, my love was named,
and her fair hair, a mane untamed,
until one evening, I'm ashamed,
I got a little... naughty.

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#634 to #601 - sirgawain (07/13/2011) [-]

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#406 to #404 - ColeTheUber (07/12/2011) [-]

(tell me if I did it wrong, it was completely from memory)

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#419 to #406 - Nochediablo (07/12/2011) [-]

I've got the whole poem saved on my comp

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#410 to #406 - Nochediablo (07/12/2011) [-]

Only thing wrong is that it's farm, not house.

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#418 to #410 - ColeTheUber (07/12/2011) [-]

/facepalm
I knew I messed something up.
Oh well, it was close enough... This was my favorite episode of any show that has ever been on.

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#291 - Ulmer (07/12/2011) [-]

i will find a use for this...

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#487 - Bronboa (07/12/2011) [+] (3 replies)

Hello new friend, my name is Fred,
The words you hear are in my head,
I say, I say, my name is Fred,
And I've been....very naughty.

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#507 to #487 - kapurass (07/12/2011) [-]

The story I'm about to tell,
I tell you, I will tell you well,
Is of my dear aunt Muriel,
and just how I've been... naughty.

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#495 to #487 - nathanexxplosion (07/12/2011) [-]

i thumbed this up because i read it in his voice and i got creeped out.

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#488 to #487 - ChumpDiggity (07/12/2011) [-]

Yeah, he was a lot creepier the original courage than this alternative.

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#319 - conradverner (07/12/2011) [+] (4 replies)

Is it just me or is Johnny Bravo a more appropriate Duke Nukem?

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#330 to #319 - ihateducksauce (07/12/2011) [-]

Johnny Bravo got a buzzcut and fought the aliens and became known as Duke Nukem,seems legit to me. Also have you ever seen them in the same place before?

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#332 to #330 - conradverner (07/12/2011) [-]

HOLY SHIT. You blew my mind man.

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#326 to #319 - XxRAVAGExX (07/12/2011) [-]

Duke Nukem gets the bitches though. like, without even tryin.

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#327 to #326 - conradverner (07/12/2011) [-]

Man of the Millennium.

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#207 - jerkyninja (07/12/2011) [-]

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#386 - blutigritter (07/12/2011) [-]

i herd u liek mudkipz

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#372 - N. Korean citizen (07/12/2011) [+] (1 reply)

I'd fuck the shit out of alternative art Patrick...

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#375 to #372 - LeifEricson (07/12/2011) [-]

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#234 - ruckallthefules (07/12/2011) [+] (3 replies)

See whut you did thar!

"Mouschwitz"

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#255 to #234 - shroomsngoons (07/12/2011) [-]

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#264 to #255 - aurelius (07/12/2011) [-]

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#670 to #264 - ispeaklolcat (07/13/2011) [-]

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#224 - Douchebagius (07/12/2011) [+] (2 replies)

*FIXED

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#244 to #224 - N. Korean citizen (07/12/2011) [-]

NO :( two minutes before me!!! :(((

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#246 to #244 - Douchebagius (07/12/2011) [-]

bummer. here, have some boobs

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#520 - popeofdope (07/12/2011) [-]

atleast i tried

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#149 - sarahcatee (07/12/2011) [+] (8 replies)

fuck

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#151 to #149 - robalob (07/12/2011) [-]

Them?

Yes.. Yes i would

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#169 to #151 - hydraetis (07/12/2011) [-]

I'd just stick to the green one (forgot their names)

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#175 to #169 - robalob (07/12/2011) [-]

Buttercup lol

Personally id do Bubbles

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#195 to #175 - mcweaksause (07/12/2011) [-]

i go for buttercup, with bubbles being the last resort

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#355 to #175 - sarahcatee (07/12/2011) [-]

bubbles = butterface

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#177 to #149 - shylardbrown (07/12/2011) [-]

i just realized their the power puff girls lol

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#497 to #177 - xxdremisterxx (07/12/2011) [-]

haha me 2. for a moment there i was thinking spice girls for some reason...

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#530 to #497 - TheCruelFace (07/12/2011) [-]

I thought Totally Spies...

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#116 - fakerman (07/12/2011) [+] (2 replies)

[NERD POWERS, ACTIVATE!]
@ the batman with a lightsaber one, that cannot happen because only specialised lightsabers work under water. most short circuit.
[NERD POWERS, DEACTIVATE!]
batman is awesome.

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#258 to #116 - heroofwinter **User deleted account** (07/12/2011) [-]

Like my favorite guy's lightsaber, KIT FISTO

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#763 to #258 - Halefire (07/13/2011) [-]

FUCK YEAH! This series was so badass.

Fun Fact: Creator of Samurai Jack, my ALL TIME favorite cartoon, created this mini series. So much Win in it.

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#100 - imaginariness (07/12/2011) [+] (8 replies)

lol, Katara is white. So that's what you mean by alternate...

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#115 to #100 - xxdarknightxx (07/12/2011) [-]

but she wasn't exactly black either. she was native american...what would the alternative to native american be?

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#127 to #115 - N. Korean citizen (07/12/2011) [-]

Asian.

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#128 to #127 - xxdarknightxx (07/12/2011) [-]

hmmm maybe.

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#126 to #100 - silentstatue **User deleted account** (07/12/2011) [-]

why did they end that show?

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#141 to #126 - bigdominican (07/12/2011) [-]

they are making a new one

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#809 to #141 - silentstatue **User deleted account** (07/29/2011) [-]

WAT. please tell me more

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#810 to #809 - bigdominican (07/29/2011) [-]

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#811 to #810 - silentstatue **User deleted account** (07/29/2011) [-]

MY.GOD.

you are my favorite person of the day.... i... i love you

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#499 - screename (07/12/2011) [+] (5 replies)

**screename rolls 88** dubs and first person to post a pic is my my avatar icon

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#505 to #499 - sergeantredtube (07/12/2011) [-]

You got dubs so this.

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#510 to #505 - screename (07/12/2011) [-]

delivered

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#512 to #510 - sergeantredtube (07/12/2011) [-]

Perfect.

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#511 to #499 - sillymrgiggles (07/12/2011) [-]

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#532 to #511 - humpingturtlelover (07/12/2011) [-]

i put that as mine just because it made me lol

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epic alternative art 2

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