Duke Nukem Booty Call. I haven't seen this on FJ for ages. I found it really funny, and I'm really just posting it for people who didnt see the original or neve
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Duke Nukem Booty Call

I haven't seen this on FJ for ages. I found it really funny, and I'm really just posting it for people who didnt see the original or never saw it at all.
Cred to Livetomakeyoulaugh for the original post, which can be found here: funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1848258/Duke+nukem+will+get+laid+fact/

TEXT HER "HEY
THERE BEAUTFUL"
POST RESULTS
Cl Anonymous () 13:
352x300, Duke Nukem, jpg)
Me: Hey beautiful
Her: Wow, thanks. That was unexpected
Me: I' m not saying it because it' s nice, I' m saying it because it' s true.
Her: My my, whats gotten into you? Youre in a really sweet mood rite new it
Me: I realized It' s time to talk to beautiful girls and chew bubble gum, and I' m all outta gum-
Her: You know I have a boyfriend right? Why are you saying this to me anyway?
Me: Ne got balls of steel!
Her: lei you probably do cause he' d be pissed if he saw this.
Me: I' m an equal opportunity ass kicker!
Her: HAHA em, yeu' re weird taday_ You tell me I' m beautiful and now yeu' re acting all alpha
Me: Balls of steel!
Her: Right right. Look, honestly I think yeu' re kind excute so if yeu' re not doing anything right now, why dent you come over? Just don' t tell anyone okay it
Me: Hail to the king, baby
Her: lei, just get the hell over here
Me: Damn I' m good
Did I really just get a booty call hem a girl with a boyfriend using Duke Nukem lines?
I ******* LOVE YOU
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Submitted: 07/11/2011
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#13 - ThePedoBear (07/12/2011) [+] (12 replies)
It didn't work so well for me
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#40 - cynicalftw (07/12/2011) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #15 - usedtobeemo (07/12/2011) [-]
(me )Hey there beautiful

(her) I think we should see other people.
#38 - amil (07/12/2011) [-]
#30 - harleq (07/12/2011) [-]
-32
#1 - omegafriend has deleted their comment [+] (4 replies)
#10 to #1 - datlilnub (07/12/2011) [-]
idk if this answers it but if it does. please stfu/gtfo
#25 - keyinred (07/12/2011) [+] (4 replies)
User avatar #29 to #25 - shadersatan (07/12/2011) [-]
dude, he totally admitted it was a repost in the description.
you dont really have to reiterate.
User avatar #17 - Twistolime (07/12/2011) [-]
Me: hey there beautiful
Her: neever


she wont take compliments :(
#35 - soggy (07/12/2011) [-]
'nuff said.
#24 - tonyfin (07/12/2011) [-]
So much win I had to take a double-take
So much win I had to take a double-take
#21 - lostsammich (07/12/2011) [-]
Just amazing.
Just amazing.
#39 - raino (07/12/2011) [-]
WHO CARES ITS A REPOST?? ITS AWESOME
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#12 - rygelthehynerian **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#20 - jangofeet (07/12/2011) [-]
MY GOD!
MY GOD!
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#43 - thepopnfresh **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #44 to #43 - milkeh (07/12/2011) [-]
Next time, read the description thingo ;)
User avatar #6 - HeadHunterT (07/12/2011) [-]
69th green thumb...that's an achievement right?
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#14 - SuperSixONE has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#49 to #14 - zhenor (07/12/2011) [-]
maybe if you read the description, he actually gave credit to the original poster
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