LOL. . Dear God, It was just an apple. Don' t a brick. Humanity. I thought it would be a fun practical joke but "nooooooo"
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Dear God,
It was just an apple. Don' t
**** a brick.
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User avatar #24 - The Devil (02/28/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I thought it would be a fun practical joke but "nooooooo"
#129 - anonymous (02/28/2010) [+] (20 replies)
You people are pathetic...
User avatar #132 to #130 - WiNplZ (02/28/2010) [-]
And you sir, are Indiana Jones, you may do whatever you like.
User avatar #13 - akokulit (02/28/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Eve was stupid. She ate the apple when there's Adam's dick.
#155 - Rumpy (02/28/2010) [+] (12 replies)
Isn't it funny how the apple is supposedly the forbidden fruit... and yet a single apple revelutionised science as we know it
User avatar #23 - Codyguana (02/28/2010) [-]
He **** a brick on Haiti all right...or pulled the carpet out from under them!
User avatar #1 - stinksreach (02/27/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Not funny dumbass
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User avatar #94 - Godz (02/28/2010) [-]
User avatar #75 - TrevorNorris (02/28/2010) [+] (3 replies)
He said not to eat the forbidden fruit, they disobeyed him, they were punished. Its just the fact that they went against his ONE rule.
User avatar #98 - NerdforChrist (02/28/2010) [+] (22 replies)
He only gave us one rule, dont eat from that tree. We disobeyed, he kicked us out. He sent Jesus to redeem us. those who accept will be saved.

God Bless you all
User avatar #107 to #98 - Daeiros (02/28/2010) [-]
here is a paradox for you.
they ate from the tree of knowledge of good and evil riiight?
and the fruit gave them a sense of right and wrong riiight?
so how in the **** were they expected to do what was right and know that it was wrong to disobey god?
basically god punished a 4 year old for getting the wrong answer to a calculus problem. he gave the kid one simple request, solve for x.
User avatar #35 - braydonbond (02/28/2010) [+] (7 replies)
Dear Humanity,
Speak for yourself, and stop implying that everyone is Christian.
User avatar #61 to #41 - braydonbond (02/28/2010) [-]
yea i hate it too, and i was a christian for 17 years, but then again my parents tried to raise me that way...
User avatar #173 - coonar (02/28/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Technically Adam didnt completely swallow the apple. It got stuck halfway in his throat. yeahhh :P
#172 - swiftshadow (02/28/2010) [-]
**swiftshadow rolls 874,386,859** Maybe he was saving that apple for a pie.
Id be pissed if someone took my special pie apple and ate it.
User avatar #97 - kmannn (02/28/2010) [+] (11 replies)
if you're going to hall raise your hand
#89 - anonymous (02/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
i dont get it...
User avatar #91 to #89 - Knuckles (02/28/2010) [-]
That is why you don't speak for humanity.
User avatar #49 - Turquoise (02/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
And all this time, I thought an apple a day kept the doctor away.

Oh god, I'm going to hell...
User avatar #48 - Masterpoda ONLINE (02/28/2010) [+] (15 replies)
After death pros and cons:

Christianity: (If god is real) Hell yeah! We in heaven bitch!
Atheism: (If god is real) OOhhh.... **** .

Christianity: (if god isn't real) Well this sucks.
Atheism: (if god isn't real) Ha! we told you so!......what now?.....Well this sucks....

Christianity: a possible win/lose
Atheism: A definite lose/lose

I'll take my chances.
User avatar #54 to #52 - Masterpoda ONLINE (02/28/2010) [-]
have fun with that.
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User avatar #45 to #22 - supersparta (02/28/2010) [-]
It's people like you that give us Atheists a bad name. Please go an hero for me.
User avatar #139 - jordygordy (02/28/2010) [-]
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this is the cleverist thing i've seen on here in a long time!!!
you win.
User avatar #78 - IamSofaKingdom (02/28/2010) [-]
How do we know it was an apple? It just said fruit and tree, lots of options peoples.
#40 - johad (02/28/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Actually, the bible never says it was an apple. It just states fruit. The latin word for apple is malus, and the latin for for evil is malum. Both plurals are mala. And this is the reason people assume the evil fruit was an apple.
User avatar #43 to #40 - supersparta (02/28/2010) [-]
Both plurals are malu.
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