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Texts From Last Night

i found these on this website<br />
www.textsfromlastnight.com<br />
thumbs up if you like. <br />
the numbers in parenthesis are area codes im assuming.

Barre. the it years we' ye been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, out i am dumping you-
I' ll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the oar last night got on
top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Etude ROD died 2 weeks ago wtr?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just Kidding. out pretty sure he owned your gt and doesnt want to talk to you.
Don' t really want to talk tryout it. You were right. She had a of toenail
clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short"
Direct quote.
Dude. I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had
to throw up.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i
dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the
middle of the par and leave it on a plate em
had no condoms so Must made do with an empty doritos bag.
my girls Ill sis wanted to play hide Er sees. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the
room and had sex. she was hiding under the tried.
Why didn' t you tell me that Brad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how' d you tint) out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up
his picture.
Boo broth my 8 year old sister and fuck Buddy are named Sarah-
1703):
this can' t he going anywhere good
noobie- guess which one i tested last me to come over so i could "punish her
pussy'"?
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Submitted: 02/27/2010
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User avatar #1 - SeekayFilms (02/27/2010) [+] (19 replies)
8 year olds have cell phones?
*facepalm*
User avatar #119 - Toki (02/28/2010) [+] (5 replies)
An 8 year old with a cellphone? let alone with texting? fuckin kids these days
#74 - TheLostPenguinnnnn (02/28/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Thumbs up if you like the Jonas Brothers!
I do! I would so suck their cocks.
+8
#77 to #74 - DevonDonaldson **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#45 - anonymous (02/27/2010) [+] (4 replies)
Who the fuck gets an 8 year pld a cell phone??
User avatar #135 - Bigelow (02/28/2010) [+] (2 replies)
(404): Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.

(1-404): Two?

(404): Two.
________________

(310): ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
________________

(312): I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.

________________

(519): and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
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(214): Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
#83 - anonymous (02/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
What the fuck, an 8 year old has a cellphone? I didn't have a cellphone until I was 17.
User avatar #9 - Xious (02/27/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Using a doritos bag is MANLY
#344 - asdfghjkla **User deleted account** (02/28/2010) [+] (3 replies)
i feel bad 4 lil grl in 407 OMG CC:SHAFT
User avatar #325 - MikeOxbig (02/28/2010) [+] (7 replies)
**MikeOxbig rolls 607,838,595** lol these are hilarious
+4
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User avatar #323 - GeneralZCD (02/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
He used a Doritos bag????? What a coincidence!!!! I used a Funions bag!!!
User avatar #287 - TruthTwister (02/28/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I WILL BE THE MOST HATED PERSON ON FUNNYJUNK!!!
THIS COMMENT WILL GET OVER 5000 THUMBS DOWN!!!
C'MON FAGGOTS!!!
User avatar #129 - micheleITA (02/28/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Fake text but funny :)
User avatar #138 to #129 - Kladfvgborq (02/28/2010) [-]
how do you thumbs down this guy? If you really though those txts where all for real then you really gotta get ur fantasies separate from the rl
User avatar #94 - OooLala (02/28/2010) [+] (2 replies)
What kinda spoiled brat has a cell phone at 8?
#82 - anonymous (02/28/2010) [-]
HOLY CRAP!! SARAH'S CAT IS GONNA DIE!!!
User avatar #72 - xsjado (02/28/2010) [-]
**xsjado rolls 9,735,541**ILikeBoyz
A doritos bag? Really?
#48 - anonymous (02/27/2010) [-]
I was just looking on that site, check out this one:

(706):
I think I might, possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song
(1-706):
I think you might, possibly.. have sprouted a vagina
User avatar #21 - PedoBearFTW (02/27/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Oh dear lord, 616.
That shit is fucking disgusting.
Since I could use the toilet (I'm a female, actually), I've NEVER wiped back to front.
Oh Jesus, this image has scared my brain for life.
Just, tell me you didn't puke ON her already shit infested cooter?
#358 - ArtistStallion **User deleted account** (02/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Toenail clippings...in a jar.....on her nightstand...for when her fingernails are too short....*pukes*
#155 - anonymous (02/28/2010) [+] (8 replies)
the last one is fake
why would an 8 year old have a cell phone
#157 to #155 - anonymous (02/28/2010) [-]
ur a dumb ass
#18 - smexyforeva **User deleted account** (02/27/2010) [+] (4 replies)
the 407 is so so bad. it reminds me of when i hear my parents doin that at night sometimes O.o
#23 to #18 - JIMIHENDRIXLILWING (02/27/2010) [-]
i bet it didnt leave you as terrified as that girl haha
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