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#17
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ChestchireCat (07/09/2011) [+]
(8 replies)
That's when you violently start humping your door and begin to make moaning sounds and things like "OH YEEES, OH GOOOOD, FUCK MY ANUS", this prevents any further disturbances
#420
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JAlbastlkr (07/09/2011) [+]
(1 reply)
Happened to me about three months back.
>At Mandalay Bay in vegas
>Somehow always get stuck with end hallway room
>Knock at 3 a.m.
>Sketchy looking guy peering in my eye hole
>Ask him wtf he wants
>Says " Only needs to use the bathroom"
>Tell him to fucking leave
>Asks me to be let in, needs to take medicine.
>Reveal he just asked for a bathroom before
>He flips his shit
>Call hotel security
>Hear more loud noises
>Open the door
>Get on the floor everybody walk the dinosaur.
>At Mandalay Bay in vegas
>Somehow always get stuck with end hallway room
>Knock at 3 a.m.
>Sketchy looking guy peering in my eye hole
>Ask him wtf he wants
>Says " Only needs to use the bathroom"
>Tell him to fucking leave
>Asks me to be let in, needs to take medicine.
>Reveal he just asked for a bathroom before
>He flips his shit
>Call hotel security
>Hear more loud noises
>Open the door
>Get on the floor everybody walk the dinosaur.
#821
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adimkkassem ONLINE (07/09/2011) [+]
(1 reply)
I don't know who he is. I don't know what he wants. If you are looking for a lighter, I can tell you I don't have any. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like him. If you give us his information, that'll be the end of it. I will look for him, I will find him, I will kill him