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Popeye

You are an amazing person, have an amazing day.
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You are an amazing person, have an amazing day.
w00t top 150!
Thanks guys! Top 100!
Oh wow, top 40!!
Thank you guys, this is my first FrontPage.
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Submitted: 07/06/2011
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#134 - anonymous (07/07/2011) [-]
what do you mean was?
#133 - IamEllis (07/07/2011) [-]
Popeye reminds me of Clint Eastwood.
Popeye reminds me of Clint Eastwood.
User avatar #136 to #133 - klondikemonster (07/07/2011) [-]
If there was a live action Popeye movie, Clint Eastwood would be the perfect Popeye
User avatar #140 to #136 - WimblesSaid (07/07/2011) [-]
...There is a live action Popeye movie.
User avatar #141 to #140 - klondikemonster (07/07/2011) [-]
I know, I mean a more modern version.
User avatar #145 to #141 - WimblesSaid (07/08/2011) [-]
Doesn't need to be done, now a visual realistic Popeye game, that would be something.
#128 - banqual (07/07/2011) [-]
**banqual rolls 87**
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#126 - xXPzPXx Comment deleted by ravenbird[-]
User avatar #125 - TheZealot (07/06/2011) [-]
Bullshit. He still is.
#123 - PriviteDickSimmons **User deleted account** (07/06/2011) [-]
right after me
#122 - joeyxxxx (07/06/2011) [-]
he made spinage look good
#120 - theepicherp **User deleted account** (07/06/2011) [-]
goku was the baddest motherfucker i knew
#121 to #120 - theepicherp **User deleted account** (07/06/2011) [-]
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#118 - kulebrasolida (07/06/2011) [-]
And then this motherfucker came into action.
User avatar #116 - WimblesSaid (07/06/2011) [-]
He punched trees into houses, A native Indian chief into Ghandi, out rawred lions, punched a sharks teeth through its head then punched its mouth shut with them, melted his way through numerous doors by breathing fire through his pipe, was employed as a giant steel chain maker(where he bent them together by hand), punched a big clocks into smaller clocks just for the hell of it, punched an anchor into fishing hooks just for the hell of it, punched a flag pole into clothes pegs just for the hell of it, punched a huge fish that was hanging on the wall into tins of sardines just for the just for the hell of it and he did the last 3 while singing about how fucking awesome he was.

Popeye will always be the most badass motherfucker I know. Look up his first cartoon and watch him act as if Bluto doesn't even exist the first time they meet.
User avatar #115 - spazzycat (07/06/2011) [-]
still in the top 10.
#113 - wreckthechick (07/06/2011) [-]
<- this used to be the funniest site you knew.
#110 - nittostheshitos (07/06/2011) [-]
my mum said that spinach makes you schmart...  
  
if thats true, then how the fuck did popeye end up only becoming a sailor?
my mum said that spinach makes you schmart...

if thats true, then how the fuck did popeye end up only becoming a sailor?
User avatar #124 to #110 - spadde (07/06/2011) [-]
cuz your mom is an idiot
#111 to #110 - godworshipsme (07/06/2011) [-]
because "popeye the biochemical engineer" didn't sound as good.
User avatar #130 to #111 - klondikemonster (07/07/2011) [-]
"Popeye the rocket navigational engineer" didn't quite hold a ring to it either
User avatar #117 to #111 - insanepain (07/06/2011) [-]
I remember him trying "Popeye the friendly pedophile"

but everybody had big problems with a guy with 1 eye and massive arms staring at kids through windows.
#109 - whisperlouder (07/06/2011) [-]
OBJECTION!
User avatar #132 to #109 - klondikemonster (07/07/2011) [-]
Overruled
User avatar #108 - leary (07/06/2011) [-]
popeye tells you to eat spinach



die from e-coli poisoning
User avatar #107 - shadyspots (07/06/2011) [-]
He's the reason why i ate spinach.
User avatar #129 to #107 - runnygunk (07/07/2011) [-]
he's the reason any of us ate spinach
User avatar #106 - latinking (07/06/2011) [-]
he still is
#105 - magicalsteve (07/06/2011) [-]
what would happen if chuck norris ate spinach?

*philosoraptor*
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