What FJ has Done to me.
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What Funnyjunk has done to me.
1: I don' t know who Sarah Jessica Parker is or what
she looks like but Funnyjunk has convinced me that
she looks like a horse.
2: I have never gone on Reddit because Funnyjunk
has convinced me that Redditors steal all of our
content and repost it on their website.
3: I have never been on because I have been
convinced that it is an evil place of Child Pornography
and lots of lurking Pedos.
4: Funnyjunk has convinced me that Anonymous
users on the internet have no valid opinion and that
they should be shunned or they should make an
5: Funnyjunk has convinced me that stating your
opinion will only result in Red thumbs and it will make
people hate you.
6: Funnyjunk has convinced me that USUALLY OP is a
Faggot. (Not me)
7: I have also been convinced that a man will not be
satisfied with life unless he has Sammiches made for him.
8: Funnyjunk has convinced me that there will be
comments on this post that say "Didn' t read LOL".
9: Funnyjunk has convinced me that Reposting is bad
and that we don' t want reposts even though 70% or
Front Page is always Reposts.
15% is usually
Only 35% of it is
20% is Overused Meme
5% is Rants
50% is Trolling
30% is over Thumbs
In 100% Of Front Page
Posts there will be at
least 1 Roll in the
100% That every sexual
joke will be countered
by the "Sexually
Oblivious Rhino" Meme.
2% Will be Glf' s
About 70% Of people
Skip without thumbing.
10: Funnyjunk has convinced me that I actually Can' t
hold all these Limes.
11: Admin has convinced me that Minecraft is Epic.
12: Admin has convinced everyone that he wants to
be called "Princess Celestia" And that Eternal
friendship is important.
14: I have convinced you that I skipped number 13.
15: And I am convinced that 85% Of you will check if I
was lying or not and the other 15% Will tell everyone
that they noticed it in the comments section.
16: Funnyjunk has convinced me that Admin is the
most important person ever and that we are Enslaved
by him because he is the owner of our beloved
17: I am Convinced that you will
18: I Know that 90% Of you found that Funny and
that the 15% of you are raging.
19: I' m convinced that this will not make it to the
BUT I AM SURE THAT
You Just lost The Game