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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#30 - WhatIsGwaning
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There once was a man called Hawking,
Who got very bored of walking,
He got on a scooter,
Attached a computer,
And now it does all of the talking.


creds to sickipedia
#32 to #31 - kreystas
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Winning.
User avatar #141 to #31 - KillYourself
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gives credits in comment
goodguygreg.jpg
#419 to #31 - parttimeawesome
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there once was a man from China.
He wasn't a very good rock climber.
He sat on a rock and split his cock,
and now he's got a vagina.
#493 to #422 - anon id: 4bf78358
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Ching Chong China Man milked a cow
Ching Chong China Man didn't know how
Ching Chong China Man pulled the wrong tit
Ching Chong China Man's covered in ****!
#489 to #31 - boxserpent
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there once was a lady from satch
who jacked herself off with a match
she got so excited
the damn thing ignited
and burned all the hairs off her snatch
#46 to #31 - metalduck
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User avatar #249 to #31 - QueenTopGear
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There once was a man from Bandoo
Who fell asleep in a canoe
He dreamed of Venus,
Played with his PENIS
And woke up with a handful of goo.
#40 to #31 - exodian
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a man from pompei,
made a vagina out of clay
but the heat from his dick,
turned the clay into brick,
and it tore his foreskin away,
#117 to #43 - davegrowl
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There once was a man from Nantucket  
Whose dick was so long he could suck it  
He said with a grin  
As he wiped off his chin,  
"If my ear were a cunt I would **** it!"  
  
my friend  told me this one
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a cunt I would **** it!"

my friend told me this one
User avatar #643 to #120 - teambocabeast
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there once was a man from capree
He tried to pee over a tree
the tree was too high,
he pee'd in his eye
now the poor guy couldnt see

there once was a guy form cahooter
who loved to ride on his scooter
his favorite trick was to stand on his dick
and use his ass as a hooter

there once was a man from australia
who painted his but like a dalia
the color was right, the size was right
but the smell was a terrible failure

my grandpa used to always tell me these :D
#120 to #43 - anon id: f93c433c
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there once was a man named rick
whose song in your head would stick
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
so go hit yourself with a brick
#384 to #123 - shizno
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There once was a man from Peru,
Who dreamed he was eating his shoe,
He awoke with a fright,
In the middle of the night,
To find his dream had come true
#59 to #43 - Yakitaku
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There once was a man from Pompei,  
who fashioned a vagina from clay,  
soon the heat of his dick,  
turned the clay into brick,  
and it tore all his foreskin away.  
  
You need to learn capitalization and grammar, bro.
There once was a man from Pompei,
who fashioned a vagina from clay,
soon the heat of his dick,
turned the clay into brick,
and it tore all his foreskin away.

You need to learn capitalization and grammar, bro.
#62 to #62 - exodian
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#64 to #65 - Yakitaku
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No worries. Just needs a little touching up, man.
No worries. Just needs a little touching up, man.
#647 to #67 - exodian
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i feel bad because you got 74 negativ thumbs with 3 comments
User avatar #177 to #62 - syxxlunatic
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You spelt "Pompeii" wrong
User avatar #275 to #180 - Yakitaku
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So did the first guy, and he didn't get negative thumbs. What the **** happened?
#473 to #278 - anon id: c467ff55
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Because he wasn't being an annoying grammar nazi.
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#70 - blastblood
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I like this pic because, he seems pretty happy in it :)
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User avatar #134 to #74 - siknees
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You have no soul.
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#469 to #288 - UncleTwinkleToe
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User avatar #557 to #288 - siknees
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You were pussy enough to say what you said. It was wrong. That man has done so much, even without a real voice or functioning body parts. I'm sure that if he didn't know what happy was, he would have either found a way to kill himself, or let himself become the vegetable he was going to be before he decided to make a difference.
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User avatar #653 to #652 - siknees
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You have to understand that when you insult someone that is revered in a high esteem, people will not react well to it. I respect you for trying to have fun, but your comment was not very pleasant.,
#97 to #73 - wthhhh
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User avatar #102 to #100 - AlreadyExists
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#101 to #100 - codylonsdale
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SMARTEST MAN IN THE WORLD... I think. If he isn't then it just looks bad for me
User avatar #626 to #100 - evilcookie
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#645 to #629 - wthhhh
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Ok, thank you and thanks for the red thumbs even if I asked a simple ******* question.
User avatar #76 to #73 - mreid
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He is an amazing man. He makes up with his mind what his body can't do. He didn't grovel in self pity because of his condition. He used his full functioning mind to become one of the greatest thinkers of all time.
#338 - imeaniguess
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#221 - rageguyfuuu
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"You want a piece of me??"
"No, I want two."
#234 to #224 - anon id: 551351fe
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JAZZ, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
User avatar #357 to #224 - damnfunny
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Best quote ever.
User avatar #539 to #224 - RisenLichen
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its funny how the only 'black' guy in the movie dies, and he's the only one to die...
#231 to #224 - EpicXInfected
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Saddest part of the movie.  
Poor lovable movie black guys.
Saddest part of the movie.
Poor lovable movie black guys.
#61 - XJimboSliceX
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#111 - tothemax
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> thinks transformers 3, directed by Michael Bay, was a good movie
> uses "dumb bitch" punchline
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User avatar #646 to #392 - tothemax
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They can be fun to watch, but that doesn't make up for a plot and terrible acting
User avatar #313 to #114 - fadetometallica
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Hey, I thought it was a good movie. And I actually like Michael Bay. No, his movies aren't very deep or anything, but they're sure fun to watch when you want to see **** get blown up. I actually liked all of the Transformers movies so far.





inb4 *********
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#422 to #24 - worstposter
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#19 - JordanJwoww
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Don't make me get out of this chair just to smack a bitch
#331 - bigusdickus
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#348 to #345 - bigusdickus
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We can help