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Oh, you so silly.

I love you.

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Anonymous CE/ 30/ 09( S am 8: 41 No. 138752880
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So, youre in lave with sne of , but she has a boyfriend and probably wouldnt have sex with We
anyway.
What We will need: 1 X knife, 1 X ring, access to a sunbed, the ability to grew a beard.
Step One: Place the ring en finger and amid contact with yourfriend fer a month.
Step Twe: Stop shaving and use the sunbed to gain a tan.
Will countinue, Just
Anonymous CE/ 30/ 09( S am 8: 42: 28 No. 138752960
Step Three: After a month when yew beard is full and is noticeable, remove the ring from .
Step Four: Psmove all yew clothes and break inte yourfriend' s house.
Step Five: Use the knife to cut yew body in Various places. Avoid the face. If possible, feces en yew back. The mere bleed the better.
Step Six: Enter yourfriend' s bedroom and lie face down en the floor. Wait fer her return.
Anonymous CE/ 30/ 09( S am 8: 42: 88 No. 138753049
Step Seen: When she enters the reem pretend to be unconscious. Allow harte turn We dyer and try to wake We fer a few seconds before We epin
yew eyes. The injuries to yew body will serve as a distraction to yew nakedness. She will be mere concerned about instead offerring
the naked man in her reem.
Step Eight: When she asks Wu what' s happened Wu should ignore her questions. Instead Wu must act confused and ask the date. If it' s September
18th she will say '' to which Wu must reply We, what year is it?'
Step Nine: Upon hearing the year say the words 'It worked.' Pretend to Eese consciousness again fer a few seconds, implying that whatever it is that has
worked tssk a great effort.
Anonymous CE/ 30/ 09( Sat) 15: 43: 32 No. 138753146
Step Ten: If yourfriend is a curious person she will probably ask What worked?', even if she Wasn' t ask this question it is important that Wu new say
the words {Insert Friend' s Name), I' m from the future' in yew most deadpan Wise.
Step Eleven: Pause fasten seconds to sothe situation to sink in. There will be no reason fer harte doubt yew claim, because
yew beard will make Wu appear many years elder and yew cuts wiuld add weight to the idea that youve csmu from a postapocalyptic future where a
war is currently taking place.
Step Twelve: Raise yew left hand to yourface. All esmen are very observant, SC) yourfriend will immediately notice the tanline en finger. If
she is educated to a decent standard she will realise that Wu are married and yew ring has simply disappeared, because clothing and other items
cannot travel through time. Your nudity will support this.
Anonymous CE/ 30/ 09( S am 8: 44: 88 No. 138753251
Step Thirteen: Now cames the hard part - The monologue. In yew swn words Wu must give a speech in which Wu mention all ofthose key points:
a) We are married to each other in the future
b) Her current boyfriend is dead
c) The world is coming to an end. It' s up to Wu to pick a reason, but I wiuld recommend a war against machines. This whole situation will be backed up
by the Terminator franchise
d) In the future yew relationship is not going well
e) Waive csmu back in time because Wu cant help but feel that she wiuld have been her current boyfriend if he hadnt been killed
Her current boyfriend is going to be hit by a bus en a day six months from her present. She should stop him going to work that day
g) If she does exactly what Wu say this current Version of yourselfkill be erased and Wu will never get married. If she questions this flaw in beartime
travel logic, because Wu cannot change the past, simply reference Back to the Future
Anonymous CE/ 30/ 09( Sat) 15: No. 138753346
Step Fourteen: Unless yourfriend is made of stone she will new be evertime by emotion, especially at yew selflessness. Get to and gs to
kiss her goodbye. It is important that Wu do this with the confidence sfa man who has done this to her many times.
Step Fifteen: There is new no possible way that Wu aren' t about to have sex with her. We' re naked, kissing her, in her bedroom, agreeing to erase a
Version of history to make her happy. And as far as she knows youve had sex many times in a future that will no Sanger happen, SC) she
thinks to maybe she should have sne memory of it.
Step Sixteen: After having the sex, ask to borrow same clothes then leave.
Anonymous CE/ 30/ 09( S am 8: 48: 1 1 No. 138753454
Step Seventeen: Shave off yew beard and coat finger in fake tan. Carry en as if nothing has happened. There will be three possible
outcomes:
l) During the sex same feelings that she didnt know existed are awakened and she will leave her boyfriend fer Wu.
2) Life will carry en as normal.
3) We will be filled with guilt because ofthis moral grey area where We aren' t entirely sure ifthat youve done counts as same kind eflen level rape.
We will take yew swn life by hanging, overdose cutting.
Prove me wrong.
Omega CE/ 30/ 09( Sat) 15: 45: 44 No. 138753544
I If
This anon is a evil mastermind.
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