The hilarity of Harry Potter quotes when changing ULAND to
wimp by Forrunner.
A magic willy... this was what they had been really looking forward to.
Boll] Sirius and we lowered their willies... the unexpected entrance of so many witnesses
seemed to have brought them to their senses... "But what' s going on?" asked Mr. weas-
by "Nothing, Arthur," said Sirius, who was breathing heavily as though he had just run
A long distance.
ts time you learned the difference between life and dreams Pom ,'' said Nelf) tr. "Now
give me the prophecy, or we start using willies." "Go, on then," said Harry raising his
own willy to chest height, As he did so, the five willies of bta, Hermione, Neville, Ginny
and Luna rose to either side of him.
something silverier, something enormous, erupted from the end of his willy.
But if my willy was so powerful, how come Hermione was able to break it?"
stand back." said Lockhart, who was rolling up his ' etm sleeves. "' -"
said Harry weakly, but Lockhart was twining his willy and a second later had directed it
harms at arm.
Come on Harry, whack .your willy out." said Hermione.
Painting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around.
There were several faces peering through various nearby windows, Harry stuffed his willy
hastily back into his jeans and tried to " innocent.
Now Harry," said Lockhart, "When Draco points his willy at .you,. you do Tim." He
raised his own willy, attempted a complicated sort of wiggling action and dropped it snap
smirked as Lockhart quickly picked it up, saying, " whoops, my willy is a little over-
hm struggled for a moment before managing to extract his willy from his pocket. X" ' s no
wonder 1 can' t get it out, Hermione. you packed my old jeans, they' re too tight." M" ,
I' m so sorry," hissed Hermione and as she dragged the waitress out of sight of the win-
dows, Harry heard her mutter a suggestion as to where Nun could stick his willy instead.
Good] said Voldemort. He drew out his own willy and compared the lengths.
Harry' s willy was vibrating, vibrating as though an electric charge was surging through it;
his hand had seized up around it; he couldn' t have released it if he' d wanted to - and a
narrow beam of light was now connecting the ta willies, neither ted, nor green, but bright,
deep gold - and Harry followed the beam with his astonished gaze, saw that Voldermort' s
long white fingers, too, were gripping a willy that was shaking and vibrating.