this page is for MEN' S EYES only. Ifyou are a woman, I have another page I' m
uploading soon so check my profile for it. Again, this is a page.
And for the jokes...
Three women at a party are discussing their love lives. The first said, "My husband
inlike a Mercedes; smooth and sophisticated." The second said "Mine is like a
BMW; fast and powerful." The third said "Mine is like an old Ford, it needs a hand
start and I need to jump on quickly while it' s still going.
Ct: / can women only count to ?
A: Because is a mouthful.
Ct: What' s the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
A: Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.
Awoman gets naked right before her husband comes home. When he opens the
door he asks "Why are you naked?" She replies, "' smy love suit." The husband