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#79 - anonymous (07/04/2011) [-]
What people got to know that super speed and invisibility would suck.  
Why? you ask. Well because of inertia if you decelerate instantly your brain will smash into the front of your skull. also the fact you go so fast no one can see you, your brain won't be able to keep up with the speed you're going and you will crash. Invisibility works by bending light around something, you will be completely blind since your eyes use light to see. Super strength isn't the greatest either but better than the last two. Say you try to lift a plane you are holding up all the weight of the plane on those two hands, so what happens? Your hands would smash through the hull of the plane. Holding things up like it weighs nothing like in the movies would be telekinesis.
What people got to know that super speed and invisibility would suck.
Why? you ask. Well because of inertia if you decelerate instantly your brain will smash into the front of your skull. also the fact you go so fast no one can see you, your brain won't be able to keep up with the speed you're going and you will crash. Invisibility works by bending light around something, you will be completely blind since your eyes use light to see. Super strength isn't the greatest either but better than the last two. Say you try to lift a plane you are holding up all the weight of the plane on those two hands, so what happens? Your hands would smash through the hull of the plane. Holding things up like it weighs nothing like in the movies would be telekinesis.
User avatar #104 to #79 - marinepenguin ONLINE (07/04/2011) [-]
I think telekinesis it the ultimate ability. Because with it, you can do basically everything.
User avatar #95 to #79 - kabizus (07/04/2011) [-]
Jesus who put a cock in your stocking when you were 5? If you got super speed wouldn't you also have the ability to NOT crash your skull? Oh yeah lets give spider man the ability to be a spider. Oh wait spiders aren't strong so we won't give them super strength. But they gave him super strength so he won't get squashed -_-
#101 to #95 - anonymous (07/04/2011) [-]
You should really read the article in the link by the Silence.   
But if you're to lazy. To be effectively use super speed you will have to overcome inertia and be able to keep up with speed you're going at. So let's say that you actually are able to keep up with the speed, but that means when going in normal speed everything would be slow as 						****					. Imagine the bullet time in the Matrix. Now imagine that happening all the time.
You should really read the article in the link by the Silence.
But if you're to lazy. To be effectively use super speed you will have to overcome inertia and be able to keep up with speed you're going at. So let's say that you actually are able to keep up with the speed, but that means when going in normal speed everything would be slow as **** . Imagine the bullet time in the Matrix. Now imagine that happening all the time.
User avatar #109 to #101 - kabizus (07/04/2011) [-]
You're not getting what the **** I'm saying are you? Basically this: **** SCIENCE, GO IMAGINATION!
User avatar #89 to #79 - thesilence (07/04/2011) [-]
You need to login to view this link ml
Theres more for anyone whos interested. It pretty much ruined my life ambitions.
User avatar #142 to #89 - seratyo ONLINE (07/05/2011) [-]
Oh Cracked! You ruin my dreams... and yet I love you for it :3
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