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Either this or rob a bank. . .

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Well what would you do? Run a marathon?

WHTEVER
KEEPS
BREASTS, IT
ISN' T FUNNY"
GOD
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THAT' S WHAT
IF I HAD
SUPER SPEED
...
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Submitted: 07/03/2011
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User avatar #53 - Ottovan (07/04/2011) [+] (6 replies)
Why not just rape her, and put all her clothes back on in a split second?
#56 to #53 - nikmx (07/04/2011) [-]
Because then you would have to admit that you came
in a split second, and that's just embarrassing.
#15 - TheCodFather (07/04/2011) [+] (3 replies)
The further and further i get from the front page the more and more funnier shit gets..
+47
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#83 - furiousmarshmellow ONLINE (07/04/2011) [-]
I would have ripped her shirt off.
#73 - devout feminist (07/04/2011) [+] (5 replies)
**anonymous rolls 2** +1 = *roll 1*
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#79 - devout feminist (07/04/2011) [+] (8 replies)
What people got to know that super speed and invisibility would suck.  
Why? you ask. Well because of inertia if you decelerate instantly your brain will smash into the front of your skull. also the fact you go so fast no one can see you, your brain won't be able to keep up with the speed you're going and you will crash. Invisibility works by bending light around something, you will be completely blind since your eyes use light to see. Super strength isn't the greatest either but better than the last two. Say you try to lift a plane you are holding up all the weight of the plane on those two hands, so what happens? Your hands would smash through the hull of the plane. Holding things up like it weighs nothing like in the movies would be telekinesis.
What people got to know that super speed and invisibility would suck.
Why? you ask. Well because of inertia if you decelerate instantly your brain will smash into the front of your skull. also the fact you go so fast no one can see you, your brain won't be able to keep up with the speed you're going and you will crash. Invisibility works by bending light around something, you will be completely blind since your eyes use light to see. Super strength isn't the greatest either but better than the last two. Say you try to lift a plane you are holding up all the weight of the plane on those two hands, so what happens? Your hands would smash through the hull of the plane. Holding things up like it weighs nothing like in the movies would be telekinesis.
#76 - firesky (07/04/2011) [-]
You should call it "Speedraping"

Wait...
#1 - jacobypro (07/03/2011) [+] (5 replies)
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#6 to #5 - jacobypro (07/03/2011) [-]
you seem nice about it  
  
I TAKE IT BACK
you seem nice about it

I TAKE IT BACK
#110 - mufasairl (07/04/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Wanna see me run to that mountain and back?

Wanna see me do it again?
#119 - devout feminist (07/04/2011) [-]
I would have raped her with my super fast speed right then and there.
User avatar #46 - sejn (07/04/2011) [+] (5 replies)
Lame.
#47 to #46 - seratyo (07/04/2011) [-]
OK then man! Thanks for the feedback :D
I'll try a bit better next time!
#126 - josieabby (07/04/2011) [+] (3 replies)
touched your bobbies!

touched your bobbies!
+11
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#112 - jakekel (07/04/2011) [-]
THIRD TIME'S THE CHARM.
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#118 to #114 - devout feminist (07/04/2011) [-]
and thats the best use of teleportation that you could come up with



i am so proud of funnyjunk
#58 - corundum (07/04/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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