boobs on my hand. true story :3. stalking me a friend yea dude, we were totally drunk and... Cl Pgs fl hey guys! hey derpina! how you doing? hey derp. are you t Boobs on my Hand
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boobs on my hand

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stalking me a friend
yea dude, we were totally
drunk and...
Cl Pgs fl
hey guys!
hey derpina!
how you doing?
hey derp.
are you tired? yea, Must walked my way
her
boobs Just
we ed on
so what were you two
just derp and i went talking about?
to a party and...
l oh yea? how was it?
man, this is an
hawkward situation..
what should i do?
so derpina and iwent
shopping yesterday and....
should i make her notice that
her boos are on my hand? or
maybe she' s doing it on
purpose...
she bought this
cellphone that had
onscreen she...
nice
but if its not on purpose
she' ll get mad at me for
not telling her
after that we went to
the movies to watch
transformers
DAO r-
really?
i mean, were friends after
all right? right-...? and her cellphone started
ringing in the middle of
the movie
might as well just enjoy the
ride.... but she' ll notice
eventually but she didnt know how
to turned it off!
oh man... ill tell her, she' s
my friend anyways i dont and then a guard came
wanna ruin that telling us to turn it off, it was
3 soo , but still
we couldnt turn it off
everybody was shouting us
what is it derp? kinda
telling you a story
your chest is on my hand
then she took out the batteries
and the whole cinema started
clapping at us, it went after all.
OVERRATED
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#84 - festizzio (07/04/2011) [+] (4 replies)
She put her boos on your hand.
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#779 - dirtydubstep (07/04/2011) [+] (1 reply)
No offence intended
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#700 - jetvw (07/04/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**jetvw rolls 5**
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#795 - ojangerfoeva (07/04/2011) [-]
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#745 - shadir (07/04/2011) [+] (3 replies)
**shadir rolls 69** Dubz and i drink my own piss
User avatar #750 to #745 - mikelan (07/04/2011) [-]
69 means finding someone else and drinking each others piss
#330 - thefunnyside (07/04/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Her boos where on your hand? Sweet
User avatar #784 - xBooMHeaDShOt (07/04/2011) [-]
**xBooMHeaDShOt rolls 66** Dubs and...well nothing. I just got dubs!
#555 - monsterbeast (07/04/2011) [-]
Meanwhile, in real life.
#692 - edwardtrollington (07/04/2011) [-]
"The power of the sun in the palm of my hand."
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#629 - bboyman (07/04/2011) [+] (7 replies)
she might be a <--------
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