Concealed weapon s. concealed weapons. Posted at: M: M: 07 Original ad: Disguisable weapons wanted Wanted: hidden blades, belt buckle knives, cane swords, etc__
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Posted at: M: M: 07
Original ad:
Disguisable weapons wanted ****
Wanted: hidden blades, belt buckle knives, cane swords, etc_____
Offering: cash, items for barter
I saw your ad looking fer concealable/ disguised weapons. I have several items
you may be interested in. Respond if you are interested and I will send you pictures and
EMS-
Thanks,
Mike
I am- lets see what you got.
From Me to Jeff Alik H E
Jeff,
Here you go:
Looks like a normal spoon, right?
Wrong. It is actually a deadly CLS" half- smooth, knife with tactical grip. one
minute you are enjoying a bowl of cereal, and the next you are fighting off attackers with
this deadly and disguised weapon.
I am asking fer the blade. Let me know if you want to step by and take a look at it.
Mike
that is stupid as hell and looks like crap- unless you have anything better to offer, dent
waste my time.
Jeff,
f am serry you feel that way about the spoon blade. I do have some other weapons that I
think you will feel differently about.
Mike
fine. but if it is another knife duct taped to a spoon then you can **** eff.
Jeff,
Thank yon fer . Here are three quality disguised weapons that I think you will
love:
At first glance, this looks like a normal party cup. However, if you look close enough, you
will see that it is really a fully automatic Glock EC. You will be able to pour your enemies a
nice warna cup of lead with this fine purchase. Assing EDD fer the gun/ cup combo.
Still thirsty for justice? Try this badass Ml disguised as a Repack of soda. The box
has two finely crafted holes on each side to allow for any kind of optics (not included} that
yon with to attach. This weapon is only fer sale if you have a Class m permit.
This cleverly disguised weapon may look like a tissue box, but is actually a Benelli
gauge shotgun disguised as a tissue box. The quilted tissues serve as a
comfortable grip on the pulpfiction shotgun. Itso, if you find yourself sneezing druing the
heat of combat, you will have a handy tissue box ready for action. Asking Milli} for the
weapon. Additional tissue boxes are an extra per box.
Let me know if you want any of these items.
Thanks,
Mike
youre a ******* dumbass, *********** , asswipe, retarded ******* _ you prob walk around
with that **** too you dumb mother ****** . I hem you get hit by a car_. **** off, eat **** ,
and die.
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Submitted: 02/26/2010
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User avatar #2 - OhHiImNew (02/26/2010) [-]
Most of those were gay but I didn't even see the M16, that was a good job!!!
User avatar #1 - CardBoard (02/26/2010) [-]
**CardBoard rolls 674,260,617** id totally buy that shotgun disguised as a tissue box
User avatar #3 - jinglejangles (02/27/2010) [-]
haha this guy is my hero
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