Apples are supposed to be healthy. . Derp finds apple laying derping arround on the ground ii? in school Ci) Ci) unaware of what is about War! T see this flying
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Apples are supposed to be healthy

Derp finds apple laying
derping arround on the ground
ii? in school
Ci) Ci) unaware of
what is about
War!
T see this flying
kicks apple towards my nuts.
with the unable to react
power of
hercules
Trollfriends
move aside
odense force pushes
m balls aside
lungs: I can
take this
unhearable f
It didn' t hurt, pain
did it?
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Submitted: 07/01/2011
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#19 - gummbearapocalyps (07/02/2011) [+] (5 replies)
SAVED.....but.. I have no idea when this could me useful. but I lol'd.
#121 - chinglit (07/02/2011) [+] (2 replies)
**chinglit rolls 1**
#178 - shannonrw (07/02/2011) [+] (12 replies)
I'm a girl, how badly does it hurt to get hit in the balls?
#185 to #178 - bkcrt (07/02/2011) [-]
I've only been in equal pain to being kicked in the balls from one other thing; The doctor gave me a cortisone shot in the foot. I screamed, (I was 16 at the time.) and my mother made fun of me the rest of the day for screaming "like a girl." When I came home the next day, she took me out for ice cream and told me about a conversation she had with a friend. The friend had said, "Oh, I had one of those shots once. Hurts worse than having kids."
#34 - riathewolf (07/02/2011) [+] (2 replies)
WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT TO THAT POOR DEFENSELESS APPLE!?!?!?!
WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT TO THAT POOR DEFENSELESS APPLE!?!?!?!
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#227 to #218 - CheesePudding (07/02/2011) [-]
Upon impact you feel as if someone has pushed your balls into your stomach (similar to if someone put a dildo so far up your vagina that your cervix was unpleasantly flipped inside out and somehow up your intestines). Emotionally speaking, upon this primary impact, all known joy is vanquished and replaced by a terrible grief and concern about the safe being on the millions of babies in the balls. In the first few seconds, despite the intolerable pain, you will still feel like you are able to walk, however after those few merciful seconds are over, you feel like someone is yanking the muscles around your waist and stomach causing you to almost fall forward. This is usually the point a man almost cries. The next stage is the Hell stage. This is when you cannot find any comfort and nothing will alleviate the pain. Sitting down won't do it, standing up won't either, and don't even think about lying down. That pain is there and it feels like your guts are being twisted out of proportion. You begin to feel your genitals throb and the concern about your testicles kicks in. Resentment of any preceding event that may have led to the grave injury also kicks in. Once this concern reaches a certain point, a man will go to the restroom to check the status of his balls. Usually upon careful looking over of the area, one will find that nothing is seriously out of the ordinary and will continue to deal with the excruciating pain. However, on occasions were the impact to the balls was deadly, one might find bruising or misshapen figures. This would put him into emotional trauma for a period of any time between a few hours to a few months. On rare occasions, if the impact is yet stronger, a man might lose his fertility, and be emotionally wrecked. The actual pain lasts for about an hour if not less. You won't be able to walk normally for a few hours. Your muscles down there will hurt as if someones playing guitar with the strings as your stretched muscles.
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#196 - Sbomb (07/02/2011) [-]
the last frame got me
#187 - snooopy (07/02/2011) [+] (3 replies)
**snooopy rolls 81**
#126 - superkalaphobia (07/02/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Normally if i don't react to a nut shot like that i get accused of having a vagina
Normally if i don't react to a nut shot like that i get accused of having a vagina
#2 - snhs (07/01/2011) [+] (4 replies)
LIKE A BOSS.  
  
Happened to me one time on the train, I was in one of those seats that close back when you don't sit on them anymore and my fingers got smashed by it. Didn't even make a noise or shed a tear.  
After a few seconds, I couldn't feel pain over the fact of how BOSS I had been.
LIKE A BOSS.

Happened to me one time on the train, I was in one of those seats that close back when you don't sit on them anymore and my fingers got smashed by it. Didn't even make a noise or shed a tear.
After a few seconds, I couldn't feel pain over the fact of how BOSS I had been.
#136 - theonionyrogue (07/02/2011) [+] (16 replies)
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#46 - klondikemonster (07/02/2011) [+] (6 replies)
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#5 - jekylzlol (07/02/2011) [+] (1 reply)
The last pic had me laughing so hard!
#7 to #5 - clarinetchick (07/02/2011) [-]
For you, good sir.
#49 - randomlyici (07/02/2011) [-]
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User avatar #12 - Whetstone (07/02/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I got shot on the dick with a paintball 10 feet away....I was wearing pants...didn't help....couldn't walk for a couple days
#204 - BlitzFlare (07/02/2011) [-]
<- When a gay man is hit in the balls
<- When a gay man is hit in the balls
User avatar #193 - JoeTheRooster (07/02/2011) [-]
Have been kicked enough times in the nuts playing Hacky sac, I actually lost my left one :(
#127 - rupturedpelvis (07/02/2011) [+] (7 replies)
**rupturedpelvis rolls 35**
#135 to #128 - eastergodm (07/02/2011) [-]
**eastergodm rolls 69**
#28 - allcontent (07/02/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**allcontent rolls 5**
#30 to #28 - tacticallinkage (07/02/2011) [-]
Not amusing anymore.
#18 - ryokufox (07/02/2011) [-]
nice couch
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