Advice part 2. Credit to Grouch Rabbit Sorry to whoever wanted me to kill myself... can't please everybody!. Advice for living II 2) To ensure that no boys writ
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Advice part 2

Credit to Grouch Rabbit
Sorry to whoever wanted me to kill myself... can't please everybody!

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Advice for living II
2) To ensure that no boys write poems about
your daughter, name her Orange.
4) If you drop something just stare at it,
eventually some one will pick it up for you.
6) When someone tells you to "expect the
unexpected", hit them in the face and ask if they
expected it.
8) Sing badly and brush your teeth with a bottle
aflack.
10) If you ever get caught sleeping at work,
raise your head slowly and say "Amen".
12) Make bomb jokes at the airport. Security
will appreciate the light hearted humour
because of their stressful jobs.
Like before if this does well I' ll
make another one. But it' ll have
to wait two weeks, I go on
holiday tomorrow... I think I' ll try
...
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Submitted: 06/30/2011
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#7 - wok (06/30/2011) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #5 - LookinHereWhy ONLINE (06/30/2011) [+] (16 replies)
I love your daughter Orange.
She's as pretty as a sporange.
So **** you.
User avatar #276 - idontlikecake (07/01/2011) [-]
Roses are red
Violeets are blue
I wanna **** orange
and her mama too
User avatar #290 - doja (07/01/2011) [+] (12 replies)
roses are red
violets are blue
this poem dosen't rhyme
orange i love u

there u go
#306 - Pizda (07/01/2011) [+] (2 replies)
I love your daughter Orange.   
She's as pretty as a door-hinge  
So 						****					 you.  
  
Eminem thought me something.
I love your daughter Orange.
She's as pretty as a door-hinge
So **** you.

Eminem thought me something.
#209 - adumbasian (07/01/2011) [+] (2 replies)
oh you are so perfect Orange
I never want you to use that door hinge
i cant stand to see you leave miss
**** this get back in the kitchen dumb bitch
#227 - Abomb (07/01/2011) [+] (13 replies)
There once was a girl named Orange
At the bar, I stuck in her a syringe
She fell asleep right there
So I took her to my lair
Now she's gonna spread her legs wider than a door-hinge
#321 - adrowningfish (07/01/2011) [+] (7 replies)
<--- This is the face I make for number 1
#27 - anonymous (06/30/2011) [-]
I actually googled briffle because i thought it was a real word...
User avatar #33 - DroyLinker (06/30/2011) [+] (49 replies)
#4: true story:
so in middle school grade 7, there was this girl, but she wouldn't give me the time of the day and was the biggest bitch ever, she bitched out teachers, students, and the janitors, and 2 years later in freshman year, i drop my pencil, and hesitate and reach down to pick it up, the same girl from 7th grade also reached down to pick it up, and we clashed heads.
She had something in her hair that dug into my scalp, causing some bleeding, and she was also bleeding, we went to the school nurse, and while we were waiting, we talked and talked some more. after getting to know her, we texted, she sent me some nudes, and that night i sent the nudes out to my buddies, knowing that she was a slut, she also gave those pics out to other guys, and what do you know, the pictures spread around the school, even reaching her parents, where she was then verbally abused by her very religious mom, and her brand new car she loved was sold.
tl;dr, i owned a bitch.
#35 to #33 - anonymous (06/30/2011) [-]
How many times did she fail that she was driving to school... in 9th grade?
#304 - Drumachine (07/01/2011) [-]
when in a lift with others, farting is a perfect way to break the awkward silence and people will respect you for it
when in a lift with others, farting is a perfect way to break the awkward silence and people will respect you for it
#303 - anonymous (07/01/2011) [-]
User avatar #289 - slicerv (07/01/2011) [-]
Let me add one advice Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
User avatar #164 - bowlosugar (07/01/2011) [+] (19 replies)
I created a poem using the word orange:

Poor Orange
A word that never rhymes.
So lonely always left behind.
Even the greatest of poets cannot find, a way to make it rhyme.
Poor orange, its fate so unkind.
A word that never rhymes.
-22
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#191 - anonymous (07/01/2011) [+] (1 reply)
" I know this fine bitch named or-ange,
she swings both ways like a door hinge,
and she's hot as poppa bear's porridge"

not great, but I had to try...
#115 - yaminotoncod (07/01/2011) [-]
10 is the only one I think is actually a good idea...
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