A man wasjust got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle, He
gees is a rifle shop, and asks the clerk is show him a scope,
The clerk takes out a scope, and says is the man, "This scope is so
good, you can see m y house mi the prey up on that hii ' "
The man fakes a issat through the scope, and starts laughing.
What' s so hmnn?" asks the clerk.
f see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the house, "
the man replies,
The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and assits at his house, Then
he hands two bullets is the man and says, "Here are two bullets, i w give
you this scope for nothing ifyou fake these two bullets, shoot m y wife' s
head off and shoot the guy' s dick off. "
The man fakes another issat through the scope and says, "You know
what? f think iden that with one shot!"