Bitch mom and her little daughter. . derpin around at work, doing customer service like a boss as I am grabbing her cigarettes,, her daughter ohmes up to me Sir
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Bitch mom and her little daughter

derpin around at work,
doing customer service like
a boss
as I am grabbing her
cigarettes,, her daughter
ohmes up to me
Sir, please don' t give
those to my mommy,
she' s in really poor
health and gets really
mean when to me when
she smokes
Mam,
eould you
please just listen
to your daughter,
she sounds very
concerned about you
Sir, please
don' t do it
a wild mom and her child
appear
GIVE ME SUM
BLAH BLAH TERRIBLE CUSTOMER
SERVICE BLAH BLAH BLAH
YOUNG LADY SSDP BOTHERING
THE MAN, NAYN GET ME MY
******* CIGARETTES
YOU STUPID WORTHLESS PIECE UP **** ,
MY DAUGHTER DIESN' T MATTER. I WANT
MY ******* CIGARETTES SD I CAN RUN
CAER TO THE LIQUOR STARE QUICKLY
...
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Submitted: 06/29/2011
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#453 - Joeyjoeymc (06/30/2011) [+] (7 replies)
When I was 8 I went shopping with my dad the day before my birthday. He went to buy some cigarettes and I ran off to the man at the till and told him not to sell them to my dad because I didn't want my daddy to die. When he came up to buy his stuff, the man told him the story. He broke down in tears in the middle of the store, picked me up and took me home without the cigarettes. The next day, he told me that as my birthday present, he had given up smoking for good.

Bitch, I asked for a bike.
#40 - crowdpleazer (06/30/2011) [+] (11 replies)
something like this happened to my cousin he was working t papa Murphy pizza guy comes in with his daughter i am sitting on the bench waiting for him to get off work the little girl looks up and says daddy can i please have a sucker guy turns and backhands his daughter my cousin jumps over the counter grabs the dude up slams him into a wall and says if you ever hit her again ill bury your ass in the freezer. i was so proud of my cousin that day
something like this happened to my cousin he was working t papa Murphy pizza guy comes in with his daughter i am sitting on the bench waiting for him to get off work the little girl looks up and says daddy can i please have a sucker guy turns and backhands his daughter my cousin jumps over the counter grabs the dude up slams him into a wall and says if you ever hit her again ill bury your ass in the freezer. i was so proud of my cousin that day
#242 - TehNewestGuy (06/30/2011) [+] (12 replies)
I worked part time at a grocery store and a 						****					 ton of people were around as she was yelling at her teenage son. She came up with two large cases of bud light but you could already smell the alcohol on her. She starts rushing me and 						****					 telling me to "scan the 						*******					 things so she can get her retarded ass kid home." I sat there looking at her with this expression like "Da' 						****					?" She gets all pissed and leans over the counter and says "Listen to me you little 						*****					" Now this is where I opened up my cell phone and dialed 911 and had the phone behind the counter. The police heard every word she said for about two minutes straight. After sitting there as she bitched with this huge smile on my face, she finally said "Wipe that 						*******					 grin off your face or so help me god I will MAKE you get it off." After a brief silence I heard the cops talking and the one said "Uh ma'me, you are aware that we've been listening to you for the past two minutes, correct? No? Okay then (speaking to me now) sir we're sending a squad car now. She'll most likely be charged as drunk and disorderly and probably more. Thank you for calling us before the situation got out of hand."  
I felt like a real badass that day
I worked part time at a grocery store and a **** ton of people were around as she was yelling at her teenage son. She came up with two large cases of bud light but you could already smell the alcohol on her. She starts rushing me and **** telling me to "scan the ******* things so she can get her retarded ass kid home." I sat there looking at her with this expression like "Da' **** ?" She gets all pissed and leans over the counter and says "Listen to me you little ***** " Now this is where I opened up my cell phone and dialed 911 and had the phone behind the counter. The police heard every word she said for about two minutes straight. After sitting there as she bitched with this huge smile on my face, she finally said "Wipe that ******* grin off your face or so help me god I will MAKE you get it off." After a brief silence I heard the cops talking and the one said "Uh ma'me, you are aware that we've been listening to you for the past two minutes, correct? No? Okay then (speaking to me now) sir we're sending a squad car now. She'll most likely be charged as drunk and disorderly and probably more. Thank you for calling us before the situation got out of hand."
I felt like a real badass that day
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#31 - taokami (06/30/2011) [+] (3 replies)
#32 - kapurass (06/30/2011) [-]
why dont they ever listen to the kids, especially if the concern is that big
why dont they ever listen to the kids, especially if the concern is that big
User avatar #8 - YourLordAndMaster (06/30/2011) [-]
Management reserves the right to refuse service to anyone. DAMN IT MAN REFUSE THE HELL OUT OF THIS.
User avatar #542 - painballwiz (06/30/2011) [+] (1 reply)
The question is... How do you legally kidnap a kid for their own good?
#545 to #542 - anonymous (06/30/2011) [-]
Child Services.
#689 - epichamster (06/30/2011) [+] (4 replies)
Bitch...
#221 - TheDutchBoy (06/30/2011) [+] (5 replies)
but polarbears are actually dangerous!
User avatar #29 - therealtotodile ONLINE (06/30/2011) [-]
am i the only one who thinks these mini memes are adorable?
#402 - Ihazfunkitty (06/30/2011) [+] (3 replies)
<- the dad
<- the dad
#465 - awkwardmeerkat (06/30/2011) [+] (4 replies)
Excuse me mam, can I AXE you something
Excuse me mam, can I AXE you something
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#532 to #527 - sparkieemae (06/30/2011) [-]
See post about little girl getting abused by parent. Suggest that she should be raped.


Now what has funnyjunk done to you?
#357 - Toki (06/30/2011) [+] (5 replies)
#10 - anonymous (06/30/2011) [+] (16 replies)
I hope this does not start an argument but... it is HER descesion to smoke, not the daughters or the man's. If she wants to have it, let her be her. Don't let the daughter, mangment, or government tell her he can't.
#18 to #10 - tauntaunsingalong (06/30/2011) [-]
It takes quite a bit to get a child worried about their parent.  
  
A normal kid thinks that their parents are invincible, maybe even flawless, it's the nature of children.  
  
You have to 						****					 up really bad to concern your kid.
It takes quite a bit to get a child worried about their parent.

A normal kid thinks that their parents are invincible, maybe even flawless, it's the nature of children.

You have to **** up really bad to concern your kid.
#190 - downstrait (06/30/2011) [-]
I feel sorry for these kids with that kind of parents.
#174 - vitafix (06/30/2011) [-]
If **** like that happened to me, I'd call the police, and rid the kid from this bitch, due to child abuse. That **** ain't cool.
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