Duke Nukem. DUKE NUKEM FOREVER!!. TEXT HER "HEY THERE BEAUTFUL" POST RESULTS Cl Anonymous () 13: 352x300, Duke Nukem, jpg) Me: Hey beautiful Her: Wow, thanks. T duke nukem chan
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Duke Nukem. DUKE NUKEM FOREVER!!. TEXT HER "HEY THERE BEAUTFUL" POST RESULTS Cl Anonymous () 13: 352x300, Duke Nukem, jpg) Me: Hey beautiful Her: Wow, thanks. T

DUKE NUKEM FOREVER!!

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TEXT HER "HEY
THERE BEAUTFUL"
POST RESULTS
Cl Anonymous () 13:
352x300, Duke Nukem, jpg)
Me: Hey beautiful
Her: Wow, thanks. That was unexpected
Me: I' m not saying it because it' s nice, I' m saying it because it' s true.
Her: My my, whats gotten into you? Youre in a really sweet mood rite new it
Me: I realized It' s time to talk to beautiful girls and chew bubble gum, and I' m all outta gum-
Her: You know I have a boyfriend right? Why are you saying this to me anyway?
Me: Ne got balls of steel!
Her: lei you probably do cause he' d be pissed if he saw this.
Me: I' m an equal opportunity ass kicker!
Her: HAHA em, yeu' re weird taday_ You tell me I' m beautiful and now yeu' re acting all alpha
Me: Balls of steel!
Her: Right right. Look, honestly I think yeu' re kind excute so if yeu' re not doing anything right now, why dent you come over? Just don' t tell anyone okay it
Me: Hail to the king, baby
Her: lei, just get the hell over here
Me: Damn I' m good
Did I really just get a booty call hem a girl with a boyfriend using Duke Nukem lines?
I FUCKING LOVE YOU
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#18 - ThePedoBear
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#59 to #18 - FunkyWelshMonkey
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#113 to #18 - apollopwnszeus **User deleted account**
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#142 to #18 - ClassyChris
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******* GENIUS
******* GENIUS
#57 to #18 - aliw
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(06/26/2011) [-]
You should post this as OC with a lil description so people understand it. I keep laughing at this everytime I see :D
#27 to #18 - mathnerds
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#42 to #18 - Squidge **User deleted account**
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#25 to #18 - CortezTheKiller
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#22 to #18 - Anonymousplz
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oh my ******* god i laughed so damn hard
#98 - neroblack
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(06/27/2011) [-]
Me: Hey beautiful
Dad: You're grounded
#105 to #98 - icarius
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roflmaoshmsfoaidmt (rolling on floor laughing my ass off so hard my sombrero fell off and I dropped my taco)
#103 to #98 - BMTEJ **User deleted account**
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#135 to #98 - MaxFabian
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ok, that was good
#117 to #98 - LoveAmorAi
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#102 to #98 - mrhudson
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#12 - CatsGoBark
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"Hey there beautiful. :)"

"That's nice. Now come home and eat dinner with your dad."

"Fine mom."
#129 to #12 - anon id: b31dc0c3
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at least ur mom and dad are together T-T
#21 - Awakive
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Me: "Hey there beautiful"
Girl: "How did you get my number? :S"
User avatar #28 to #21 - MAGNUM
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I feel your pain
User avatar #76 - JesuschristofAZ
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I tried this once.

Me: Hey there beautiful!
Girl: Oh hey! :)
Me: Come to the king
Girl: Wow LOL.
Me: Hail to the King Baby
Girl: yeah ;)
Me: I'll rip off your head and **** DOWN YOUR THROAT!
Girl:...
Me: Damn I'm smooth.
User avatar #82 to #76 - Silver Quantum
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i bet that made her soaking wet
User avatar #84 to #82 - JesuschristofAZ
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(06/27/2011) [-]
Couldn't dry them panties in an oven LOL.
#26 - herpderpens
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(06/26/2011) [-]
bro tip: try using it on someone who is single and who you are already close with!
User avatar #104 - gowge
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(06/27/2011) [-]
Me: Hey there beautiful.
Her: Hi this is maria's mum she has a new phone and gave her old one to me...
#148 to #104 - anon id: 838c9fa8
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lulz
#144 - swiiftly
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REPOST REPOST REPOST
#91 - GhEtToSaTaN
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(06/27/2011) [-]
> get banned from 4chan for 30 days
> continue on with life
> look online for random **** decide to get a proxy
> get a proxy and browse 4chan some more
> become unbanned
> post something
> banned for a year because I evaded the first ban
> feel bad
> ????
> profit
User avatar #94 to #91 - mcshmeggy
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I don't know that feel but it must suck bro
User avatar #95 to #94 - GhEtToSaTaN
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I'll live. I actually have another proxy server that I could use but I don't really feel like it.
#187 to #91 - makeuhsalad
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(06/27/2011) [-]
Feels bad man. Pic related. Only 33 more months.
User avatar #188 to #187 - GhEtToSaTaN
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Why were you banned
#189 to #188 - makeuhsalad
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Mostly because Im a faggot.
User avatar #192 to #189 - GhEtToSaTaN
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What did it say?
#62 - anon id: 9aa8a8fd
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me: hey there beautiful ;)
her: drunk two nights in a row? =)
me: No, but both times i was telling the truth ;)
her: we should hangout soon ;)
#67 to #62 - EZBakeFourthAcct
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Have you considered not using emotes everywhere like an 8 year old on AIM?
#68 to #67 - anon id: 9aa8a8fd
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good idea...