Duke Nukem. DUKE NUKEM FOREVER!!. TEXT HER "HEY THERE BEAUTFUL" POST RESULTS Cl Anonymous () 13: 352x300, Duke Nukem, jpg) Me: Hey beautiful Her: Wow, thanks. T duke nukem chan
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Duke Nukem

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TEXT HER "HEY
THERE BEAUTFUL"
POST RESULTS
Cl Anonymous () 13:
352x300, Duke Nukem, jpg)
Me: Hey beautiful
Her: Wow, thanks. That was unexpected
Me: I' m not saying it because it' s nice, I' m saying it because it' s true.
Her: My my, whats gotten into you? Youre in a really sweet mood rite new it
Me: I realized It' s time to talk to beautiful girls and chew bubble gum, and I' m all outta gum-
Her: You know I have a boyfriend right? Why are you saying this to me anyway?
Me: Ne got balls of steel!
Her: lei you probably do cause he' d be pissed if he saw this.
Me: I' m an equal opportunity ass kicker!
Her: HAHA em, yeu' re weird taday_ You tell me I' m beautiful and now yeu' re acting all alpha
Me: Balls of steel!
Her: Right right. Look, honestly I think yeu' re kind excute so if yeu' re not doing anything right now, why dent you come over? Just don' t tell anyone okay it
Me: Hail to the king, baby
Her: lei, just get the hell over here
Me: Damn I' m good
Did I really just get a booty call hem a girl with a boyfriend using Duke Nukem lines?
I ******* LOVE YOU
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#18 - ThePedoBear (06/26/2011) [+] (8 replies)
#98 - neroblack ONLINE (06/27/2011) [+] (5 replies)
Me: Hey beautiful
Dad: You're grounded
#12 - CatsGoBark (06/26/2011) [+] (1 reply)
"Hey there beautiful. :)"

"That's nice. Now come home and eat dinner with your dad."

"Fine mom."
#21 - Awakive (06/26/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Me: "Hey there beautiful"
Girl: "How did you get my number? :S"
User avatar #76 - JesuschristofAZ (06/26/2011) [+] (2 replies)
I tried this once.

Me: Hey there beautiful!
Girl: Oh hey! :)
Me: Come to the king
Girl: Wow LOL.
Me: Hail to the King Baby
Girl: yeah ;)
Me: I'll rip off your head and **** DOWN YOUR THROAT!
Girl:...
Me: Damn I'm smooth.
#26 - herpderpens (06/26/2011) [-]
bro tip: try using it on someone who is single and who you are already close with!
User avatar #104 - gowge (06/27/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Me: Hey there beautiful.
Her: Hi this is maria's mum she has a new phone and gave her old one to me...
#144 - swiiftly (06/27/2011) [-]
REPOST REPOST REPOST
#91 - GhEtToSaTaN (06/27/2011) [+] (6 replies)
> get banned from 4chan for 30 days
> continue on with life
> look online for random **** decide to get a proxy
> get a proxy and browse 4chan some more
> become unbanned
> post something
> banned for a year because I evaded the first ban
> feel bad
> ????
> profit
#62 - anonymous (06/26/2011) [+] (2 replies)
me: hey there beautiful ;)
her: drunk two nights in a row? =)
me: No, but both times i was telling the truth ;)
her: we should hangout soon ;)
#67 to #62 - EZBakeFourthAcct (06/26/2011) [-]
Have you considered not using emotes everywhere like an 8 year old on AIM?
#110 - pasiusquotum (06/27/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Me: Hey Beautiful
"Her": Hey Beautiful

>Sent it to self
>Still counts
User avatar #88 - cossackwhoop (06/27/2011) [-]
Me: Hey there.
Her: Hi.
Me: I'LL ******* SKIN YOU IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME YOUR GODDAMN MONEY!!!
Her: Oh god. Please don't kill me.


profit
#55 - wwlc (06/26/2011) [-]
User avatar #75 - joeblah (06/26/2011) [-]
me:hey there beautiful
her: who is this?

turns out she deleted my number no joke XD
User avatar #5 - xxSiLENTx (06/26/2011) [-]
Now how many guys are gunna try this and either:
1) get shot down
2) get laid themselves.
User avatar #54 - catsgomeowalot (06/26/2011) [+] (2 replies)
sorry but im calling shenanigans
i dbout a girl would say 'acting all alpha'
#48 - ulrock (06/26/2011) [-]
#58 - sebgun ONLINE (06/26/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#7 - ShadowThunder (06/26/2011) [-]
it said so on the internet so it must be true  
  
*picture unrealeted*
it said so on the internet so it must be true

*picture unrealeted*
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