Dr. David Benke TRUE HERO. For those of you that didnt know, on Tuesday a man walked into a school in Littleton, CO and opened fire just three miles away from t
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Dr. David Benke TRUE HERO

For those of you that didnt know, on Tuesday a man walked into a school in Littleton, CO and opened fire just three miles away from the Colombine Massacre. The killer had only gotten two shots off when a 7th grade math teacher (Dr. David Benke) tackled and disabled the man. Dr. Benke saved countless lives this day and restored all faith in humanity. Please give this man the praise he deserves. The shooter is on a million dollar bond and charged with two counts of attempted first degree murder all thanks to this man. And I know this isnt funny, but its reality and shows good in people

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User avatar #98 - ooi (02/25/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Looks like he
*put on sunglasses*
Got Schooled.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh
User avatar #1 - fruitshishkabob (02/24/2010) [-]
i think you mean million dollar bail...
this is funnyjunk and all content should be such
User avatar #6 - AnonTheProphet (02/25/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I would say that he only saved as many lives as the number of bullets the shooter had on him.
User avatar #21 - DrDoctorSatan (02/25/2010) [-]
Thank you for sharing that bit of news. I'm so glad I'm informed of something that does not effect me and you can benefit from.
#62 - wircklich (02/25/2010) [-]
**wircklich rolls 874,754,388** balls of steel
#296 - commentator (02/25/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Indeed, you are a thumb whore. What he did was great but it doesn't belong on this site.
User avatar #308 to #296 - trevcars (02/25/2010) [-]
dont be an ass
User avatar #294 - yourdarkside (02/25/2010) [+] (1 reply)
**yourdarkside rolls 530,916,394**
he is a legend among us all
#77 - dgoodnightbutthole **User deleted account** (02/25/2010) [+] (6 replies)
a wild gunman appears! math teacher uses tackle!...it's super effective! ...gunmen got arrested! math teacher gained 1000 exp. points!
User avatar #305 - xdtx (02/25/2010) [-]
this man... is the one who truly deserves a medal
#300 - 4chan refugee (02/25/2010) [-]
He actually tackled the man after three shots. The third of which wounded a student. In his interview he said he felt ashamed that he had not acted sooner. I think He shouldn't be so hard on him self, there is no telling how many lives he saved.
#261 - 4chan refugee (02/25/2010) [+] (3 replies)
hey dumb **** ...it wasnt a man...it was a student there...he snuck the rifle into the school pulled it out and walked into his class shot one student then went the math class with that man in it...shot another student then wss tackled....get ur **** together you EPIC FAILING PORCHMONKEY!
#270 to #261 - 4chan refugee (02/25/2010) [-]
you are a stupid ******** , read the ******* news ******** . ppl like u arent worthy of even reproducing you cunthead
User avatar #186 - Firekiller (02/25/2010) [-]
one sentance for each bullet, nice!
User avatar #110 - cystemic (02/25/2010) [+] (1 reply)
so that's why all the male math teachers at my school are so buff...
User avatar #2 - BlancoCheese (02/25/2010) [-]
This is why learning about guns is good, most people treat them like some magical amulet that make you invincible but really they don't, and i've always wondered why no one does this, maybe if this gets publicity people will be slightly less retarded and more school shootings could be prevented, this man deserves a medal, hell give him the nobel peace prize, obama doesn't deserve it.
#316 - thebub (02/25/2010) [-]
so glad this beat the boobs pic
User avatar #292 - Canadian (02/25/2010) [-]
**Canadian rolls 108,476,353**believe
User avatar #254 - JohnFootpenis (02/25/2010) [-]
no **** , Dr. Benke was probably camping
User avatar #121 - JeffreyDahmer (02/25/2010) [-]
The fact that he actually didnt kill anyone.... wouldn't that make him a failure of a killer? bloop
User avatar #86 - TacoMcBangBang (02/25/2010) [+] (2 replies)
:/ This isn't funny, I come to FUNNYjunk to LAUGH. If I wanted to hear about news I'd read a newspaper or look online for it.
#61 - 4chan refugee (02/25/2010) [+] (6 replies)
1st degree murder? Wtf is that, epic death?
User avatar #66 to #61 - techieman (02/25/2010) [-]
1st degree muder is planed, but still shomwhat random murder, its still a 25 to life sentence, 2nd degree muder is worse, its a planed murder for a specific target.
to the best of my knowage.
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