Dr. David Benke TRUE HERO. For those of you that didnt know, on Tuesday a man walked into a school in Littleton, CO and opened fire just three miles away from t
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Dr. David Benke TRUE HERO

For those of you that didnt know, on Tuesday a man walked into a school in Littleton, CO and opened fire just three miles away from the Colombine Massacre. The killer had only gotten two shots off when a 7th grade math teacher (Dr. David Benke) tackled and disabled the man. Dr. Benke saved countless lives this day and restored all faith in humanity. Please give this man the praise he deserves. The shooter is on a million dollar bond and charged with two counts of attempted first degree murder all thanks to this man. And I know this isnt funny, but its reality and shows good in people

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Submitted: 02/24/2010
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User avatar #98 - ooi (02/25/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Looks like he
*put on sunglasses*
Got Schooled.
User avatar #1 - fruitshishkabob (02/24/2010) [-]
i think you mean million dollar bail...
this is funnyjunk and all content should be such
User avatar #6 - AnonTheProphet (02/25/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I would say that he only saved as many lives as the number of bullets the shooter had on him.
User avatar #21 - DrDoctorSatan (02/25/2010) [-]
Thank you for sharing that bit of news. I'm so glad I'm informed of something that does not effect me and you can benefit from.
#62 - wircklich (02/25/2010) [-]
**wircklich rolls 874,754,388** balls of steel
#296 - commentator (02/25/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Indeed, you are a thumb whore. What he did was great but it doesn't belong on this site.
User avatar #308 to #296 - trevcars (02/25/2010) [-]
dont be an ass
User avatar #294 - yourdarkside (02/25/2010) [+] (1 reply)
**yourdarkside rolls 530,916,394**
he is a legend among us all
#77 - dgoodnightbutthole **User deleted account** (02/25/2010) [+] (6 replies)
a wild gunman appears! math teacher uses tackle!...it's super effective! ...gunmen got arrested! math teacher gained 1000 exp. points!
User avatar #305 - xdtx (02/25/2010) [-]
this man... is the one who truly deserves a medal
User avatar #186 - Firekiller (02/25/2010) [-]
one sentance for each bullet, nice!
User avatar #110 - cystemic (02/25/2010) [+] (1 reply)
so that's why all the male math teachers at my school are so buff...
User avatar #2 - BlancoCheese (02/25/2010) [-]
This is why learning about guns is good, most people treat them like some magical amulet that make you invincible but really they don't, and i've always wondered why no one does this, maybe if this gets publicity people will be slightly less retarded and more school shootings could be prevented, this man deserves a medal, hell give him the nobel peace prize, obama doesn't deserve it.
#504 - anonymous (02/25/2010) [+] (7 replies)
**** HIM...he stopped the shooter from doing the world a favor..killing all the offsprings of americans..oh well at lest they're still dying in iraq..thank god for george w bush for sending them to their death..woop woop
#512 to #504 - readymadejunk **User deleted account** (02/25/2010) [-]
your just pissed cuz u live in a ****** country and its probably england. and your pissed cuz your country is full of pussies who cant even fight for their freedom or to keep future threats from coming in. America is the best country in the world. we save all the countries who deserve it and even a few that didnt i.e. yours. if it wasnt for us half of the world would be german or jap. go **** a shank bitch
#316 - thebub (02/25/2010) [-]
so glad this beat the boobs pic
User avatar #292 - Canadian (02/25/2010) [-]
**Canadian rolls 108,476,353**believe
User avatar #254 - JohnFootpenis (02/25/2010) [-]
no **** , Dr. Benke was probably camping
User avatar #121 - JeffreyDahmer (02/25/2010) [-]
The fact that he actually didnt kill anyone.... wouldn't that make him a failure of a killer? bloop
User avatar #86 - TacoMcBangBang (02/25/2010) [+] (2 replies)
:/ This isn't funny, I come to FUNNYjunk to LAUGH. If I wanted to hear about news I'd read a newspaper or look online for it.
#61 - anonymous (02/25/2010) [+] (6 replies)
1st degree murder? Wtf is that, epic death?
User avatar #66 to #61 - techieman (02/25/2010) [-]
1st degree muder is planed, but still shomwhat random murder, its still a 25 to life sentence, 2nd degree muder is worse, its a planed murder for a specific target.
to the best of my knowage.
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