Crazy texts comp. Just a small compilation of crazy things parents text. Comments/friends/thumbs and subscribers are appreciated. Have a nice day/evening or nig Crazy things Parents text
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Crazy texts comp

Crazy texts comp. Just a small compilation of crazy things parents text. Comments/friends/thumbs and subscribers are appreciated. Have a nice day/evening or nig

Just a small compilation of crazy things parents text. Comments/friends/thumbs and subscribers are appreciated.
Have a nice day/evening or night depending on your timezone.
I know it's just taken from another site but some people are too lazy to go there. I also chose old ones that not every have seen.
EDIT: Top 10 ☺ Thanks a lot for the thumbs and comments.

lazy hinge
A cerny. by '
Me}: I managed fit my wallet, my keys,
my wens, and all in my bra, and
50 is in quarters, mel,
Dad): Seems like yetis barbs shatold be
taking up a little mere reem than they in
that era...
Dad): justsayin
they Things Parents Text. i: ena
IVE): at' s the fastest way get
the Cheesecake Factory? I' m in a hurry,,,
DAD): A straight line.
IVE): Dad Seriously'?
IVE): Please Helm
DAD): , W. Time trawl. Then yeti' ll
get there esters yeti even asked the
prostitot,
may Things Parents Texta: tam
Dad): m beer tatoes Emily like?
h/ ): IDK, tthink she likes Bud light lime.
Why?
Dad): well sen, it setings like yeti have a
keeper. yeti knew she will swallow
ANYTHING!
canny. Things Parents Texta: tam
Mem}: Se yeti and Tayler seem be
getting serieus,
Me}: I really den' t like him,,,
Mem}: Se he' s basically like a fancy dilda
that buys yeti dinner?
any Things Parents Texta: tarot
DAD): Yau Jaws theme
seng when you pull dawn my pants,
IVE): WTF DAD? Please tell me thatwas
fer mem.
DAD): I knew itwas a bad idea name
yeti after yetis methos.
may Things Parents Tej: t. i: erra
Ille): Mem the new lawn bay is HDT!
Mem}: Yeti can have him, There' s tee many
men in my life right new. I ean' t handle
anither disk.
Ille): Weah. Tml. Just because leen' t litre at
heme tians net mean iwantto hear **** like
that.
canny Things Parents Text. i: erra
hhe): Ye mamas like a library, she' s Capers
the public,
Friend' s mem}: um Mae leek whe yeti
just seenthis ...
hhe): cm I' m serry Mrs. dense,
jaking with rele. ' t acttually refered
Friend' s mem}: It' s akay Mae, Ye
mama is " ugly her birth certificate is an
hem the ennder factory.
may Things Parents Texta: tarot
Dad): Te make sure bays will
seems daughter, name her
Dranks.
new Thing
Dad): Waneta hear ajoke?
Dad): Hahahaha, m retires yeti den' t
get it.
may Things Parents Texa:. i: em
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#67 - willybowe (06/25/2011) [+] (8 replies)
who tells their dad that they stuff **** in their bra? Thats pretty ****** up in itself...
#14 - carlkayjay (06/25/2011) [+] (1 reply)
am i the only one who kept imaging the first one trying to fit the whole world in her bra ?
User avatar #17 to #14 - rageshaman (06/25/2011) [-]
did you notice she had a wallet in it but she refused to put the money in the wallet
User avatar #28 - tehweave (06/25/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Pussy.
What?
Pussy.
Excuse me?
Pussy.
I don't get it.
And you never will.
You ****** !

I love that joke. You get thumb.
#173 - snhs (06/25/2011) [-]
<-- Me at the last one
<-- Me at the last one
+14
#126 - thatcanadian **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #26 - nightmaren (06/25/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Your mom is so ugly, she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.
#160 - yaminotoncod (06/25/2011) [-]
drake: What rhymes with Orange Josh?
(runs into door) drake: I've got it DOOR HINGE!

also for number 1, thats why I dont get Women, she put the wallet in, but the money seperate...
#199 - mathnerds (06/26/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Person 1) Want to hear a joke?

Person 2) Sure.

Person 1) Sex.

Person 2) That's a terrible joke.

Person 1's face) <---------
#177 - EmilySnicket (06/25/2011) [-]
#8 is pretty clever, but poems don't necessarily need to rhyme.
#8 is pretty clever, but poems don't necessarily need to rhyme.
User avatar #99 - wafflemastur (06/25/2011) [+] (9 replies)
something rimes with oarnge look it up
#102 to #99 - altoids (06/25/2011) [-]
that's not even a word AMIGO!
#98 - abstract (06/25/2011) [+] (4 replies)
stop showing off your parents
#18 - drnothing (06/25/2011) [-]
they all receive it
#182 - sierramistfourteen (06/26/2011) [-]
<------- related to the last one
#204 - Jenisist (06/26/2011) [+] (7 replies)
#8: My dad named me Shannon because he says it doesnt rhyme with anything. the only thing i can think of that it rhymes with is cannon, but know why would their be a poem about me with a cannon in it..?  
pic unrelated
#8: My dad named me Shannon because he says it doesnt rhyme with anything. the only thing i can think of that it rhymes with is cannon, but know why would their be a poem about me with a cannon in it..?
pic unrelated
#156 - hypnophobia (06/25/2011) [+] (3 replies)
#152 - uscjacob (06/25/2011) [-]
i dont get #9
#122 - thisfuckingguy (06/25/2011) [+] (5 replies)
I dont get #8.
User avatar #136 to #129 - EdTheGreat (06/25/2011) [-]
Doorhinge.
#55 - spadaseisnueve (06/25/2011) [-]
Im gonna have a kid just so I can troll him/her no other reason, maybe the tax break but mostly just to troll them
Im gonna have a kid just so I can troll him/her no other reason, maybe the tax break but mostly just to troll them
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