Give this guy a medal! (read desc). Kid got owned, I just found this it may, may not have been a repost from the past but this guy is epic and couldn't pass up  bitch Kid Got owned Mom is a cunt
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Give this guy a medal! (read desc)

Kid got owned, I just found this it may, may not have been a repost from the past but this guy is epic and couldn't pass up sharing this to you guys!

av, I accomplished awesome today.
Note: This is not copypasta, This just happened today about an hour ago.
Now, I' m sure many of you have encountered little ***** in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over
their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the Enters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.
Sway av, here' s the best part. A Enter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fiucking skin, too. This was when the gears started
turning, the momenta saw a tiny sprinkle of blood on the little ***** s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. Imade my eyes get wide, and started screaming "SEITE. SEITE.". Now,
my good mend, Tom well call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting " **** ! MAYBE HE DUDETT GET IT! .". By now, the kid is scared ******** and
starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid.
Here' s the kicker, av, Ilook her straight in the eye and say, 'Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I' m... I' m ******* HIV PEST.
And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he jut flicked up big time because his mom isn' t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. Iwalk away from
them, buy my **** from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing
like the cunt she is.
I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob.
So, av, have you ever had moment or TRI, sadism like this?
In an air and reeses puffs.
Ah, so there is justice in the universe! Well done, anon, you deserve a medal for that.
Medal? Give him a couple fiucking . Itup my hat to you, sir!
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