joke. . An old Italian man lived alone in the country. m wanted to dig his Tomato garden but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only sen, Vincenz
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An old Italian man lived alone in the
country. m wanted to dig his Tomato
garden but it was very hard work as the
ground was hard. His only sen, Vincenzo,
who used to help him, was in prison. The
old man wrote a letter to his sen and
described his predicament.
Dear Vincenzo - I am feeling pretty bad
because it looks like I won' t be able to
plant my tomato garden this year. I am
getting tee old to be digging up a garden
plots If you were here, my troubles would
be over, I know you would dig the garden
for me. Love, Papa.
A few days later he received a letter from
Dear Papa - I' d do anything for yen Papa,
except dig up that garden. That' s where I
buried the bodies. Love, Vinnie.
At 4 am the next morning, FBI and local
police arrived and dug up the entire area
without finding any bodies, They
apologized to the old man and left. The
same day the old man received another
letter from his sen.
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#55 - donatellotmnt (06/24/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Having trouble digging your tomato garden?


Tell the government you have corpses in your backyard!!
User avatar #67 - svenz (06/24/2011) [+] (3 replies)
lol. he should work for CIA. he's a great strategist. but wait. he is mexican. lol. he should keep the tomatoes..



even potatoes.
#68 to #67 - avrg (06/24/2011) [-]
Learn to read
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#89 - carlkayjay (06/24/2011) [+] (1 reply)
it's interesting because it's a smart joke ........we are not used to those
#59 - yarolord (06/24/2011) [-]
Holy **** that was smart.
#12 - DJMartin (06/24/2011) [-]
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#76 - samuraicrack (06/24/2011) [+] (2 replies)
#77 - errortroll (06/24/2011) [-]
I read this High and it took me 45 minutes to figure it out.
#51 - dinocoaster (06/24/2011) [+] (2 replies)
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#90 - elmokllr **User deleted account** (06/24/2011) [+] (4 replies)
#155 - thebabyrap (06/24/2011) [-]
You're welcome dad
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User avatar #73 - miniZergling (06/24/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #74 to #73 - miniZergling (06/24/2011) [-]
But still crunchy.
#149 - plancksconstant (06/24/2011) [+] (3 replies)
FBI in Italy? you might wanna check your sources lol
#156 to #149 - ObviousEnigmatic (06/24/2011) [-]
If you kill someone in the US or from the US and you're from a different country or you buried them in a different country. It's still the FBI's problem. Plus, it said that he was an 'old Italian man' who 'lived alone in the country', who says he's actually in Italy?
#7 - jamesisawesome (06/23/2011) [+] (1 reply)
This man, he needs a medal
#174 - MidgetInABikini (06/24/2011) [+] (13 replies)
thumb me down if you will, but this guy lives in Italy, and the FBI (American) shows up at his house. What do?
#183 to #174 - lussierc (06/24/2011) [-]
It doesn't say they live in Italy, just that he is Italian and lives in the country
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#146 - jremzthedragon (06/24/2011) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #21 - couragewolf ONLINE (06/24/2011) [+] (8 replies)
this is how italians work, and im proud to be part italian
User avatar #23 to #21 - DoggyBouncer (06/24/2011) [-]
I would be ashamed to be Italian because of those Jersey Shore *****
User avatar #91 - LastCall (06/24/2011) [-]
BEST. SON. EVER
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