joke

An old Italian man lived alone in the
country. m wanted to dig his Tomato
garden but it was very hard work as the
ground was hard. His only sen, Vincenzo,
who used to help him, was in prison. The
old man wrote a letter to his sen and
described his predicament.
Dear Vincenzo - I am feeling pretty bad
because it looks like I won' t be able to
plant my tomato garden this year. I am
getting tee old to be digging up a garden
plots If you were here, my troubles would
be over, I know you would dig the garden
for me. Love, Papa.
A few days later he received a letter from
Dear Papa - I' d do anything for yen Papa,
except dig up that garden. That' s where I
buried the bodies. Love, Vinnie.
At 4 am the next morning, FBI and local
police arrived and dug up the entire area
without finding any bodies, They
apologized to the old man and left. The
same day the old man received another
letter from his sen.