Penis vs Vagina. Says it all.. That's what makes pleasing a woman fun though :D you do random till she makes a noise of approval :D Penis vs Vagina Says it all That's what makes pleasing a woman fun though :D you do random till she noise of approval
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#21 - ChestchireCat
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(06/22/2011) [-]
That's what makes pleasing a woman fun though :D you do random **** till she makes a noise of approval :D
User avatar #166 to #21 - aeroxotl
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Trial and error, my friend. ;D
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User avatar #203 to #195 - tlfrostbite
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i has this pic too:)
#245 to #203 - anon id: 07683f68
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so what you want a ******* medal?
#246 to #245 - tlfrostbite
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anon alert.gtfo
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#223 to #195 - clothesallowence
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User avatar #60 - tehweave
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(06/22/2011) [-]
Vagina time!

Check meters, flip switch, pull lever, turn dial. Altitude steady. Fire thrusters. Disengage landing mechanisms. Flip five more switches. Check meters... Uh oh. We're going to crash! Turn dial, level out levers. Crash avoided. Turn left, flip autopilot on.

Is anyone else turned on?
User avatar #70 to #60 - trolljunkusa
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you forgot several steps.

attach the bottom of the sail, twist through two fishholes, tie a bowline knot. attach the upper part of sail, pull up with rope. attach jib whith those annoying twisty slinky things, hoist up the jib attach the rudder, push out too sea, then take a key put it into the ignition, push the lever into drive and press the gas
User avatar #93 to #70 - thesaxtonhale
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you must have gotten your vaginal start up procedures from a cereal box because you forgot go to C://Program Files/Sex/sexapps/(your sex id)/ vaginal intercourse 2/VI and create a new folder called scripts there, but make sure that you don't name using capital letters. Create a new text file(.txt) and call it objects. Copy the post at [url deleted] into the objects.txt. Open the console. To do this, press the ` (~) button during foreplay. Type 'build 3' into the console. Your pre-sex fluids should now be holding the toolbox, ready to pleasure a vagina, providing you have enough metal and are an engineer.That method is fine, but it can be quite troublesome to open the console every time you want to build. To fix this, we bind the command to a key. Once the command is bound, pressing the bound key will have the same effect as typing the command. We do this by opening the console and typing bind f "build 3".
User avatar #94 to #93 - trolljunkusa
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oh you forgot one thing, then you have to unplug the hardrive, open it up, replace the red wire with the blue one, turn it over, delete system 32 5 times, and install it 5 times, hack the CIA website, Playstation Network and the senate website OVER 9000!!!! times. then you need to grab your gun, shoot 18 cops, then try and get away from them, meet chuck norris and have him fight off zombie cops. a little while later open up your cooler too find gold.






and that is just how you start it.
User avatar #95 to #94 - thesaxtonhale
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thats only for version 5.6.03
User avatar #97 to #95 - trolljunkusa
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oh ****
User avatar #148 to #97 - manofbob
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I forgot the password.
User avatar #156 to #148 - dbrak
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oh here's the problem! *blows into bottom of cartridge*
User avatar #157 to #156 - manofbob
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YES.
User avatar #219 to #94 - Lemonsauce
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Oh god I'm so getting off on this.
User avatar #72 to #70 - tehweave
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Damn! How could I forget that? Must be off today.
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User avatar #4 to #3 - mindfunkexodus
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Hey man, it's all good, there might be alot of buttons there, but only one of them is the "ON" button =P
User avatar #9 to #4 - iheartfapping [OP]
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Well said
#19 to #4 - dezzzzz
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Come to find out the "ON" button is labeled "Off Switch"
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#193 - GhEtToSaTaN
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#181 - ninjahtiger
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#179 - dillard1
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That's why you go for the butt
That's why you go for the butt
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