Penis vs Vagina. Says it all.. That's what makes pleasing a woman fun though :D you do random till she makes a noise of approval :D
x
Click to expand

Comments(270):

[ 270 comments ]
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
+39
#195 - foxsatton **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #203 to #195 - tlfrostbite (06/23/2011) [-]
i has this pic too:)
#245 to #203 - anon (06/23/2011) [-]
so what you want a ******* medal?
#246 to #245 - tlfrostbite (06/23/2011) [-]
anon alert.gtfo
0
#307 to #245 - foxsatton **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#193 - GhEtToSaTaN (06/23/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
+29
#127 - technicalgenius **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
+24
#184 - tunneyb **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#189 to #187 - izanagi (06/23/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
#213 to #199 - joemand (06/23/2011) [-]
first I was like "awww yours isn't a gif!" than I was like ahhhh
User avatar #217 to #213 - tlfrostbite (06/23/2011) [-]
tricky eh?
User avatar #291 to #187 - NOM NOM NOM (06/23/2011) [-]
so i know ill get -1000 thumbs for this, but what show is this? :I
User avatar #293 to #291 - tlfrostbite (06/23/2011) [-]
regular show
User avatar #295 to #293 - NOM NOM NOM (06/23/2011) [-]
it's legit called "regular show" ?
User avatar #296 to #295 - tlfrostbite (06/23/2011) [-]
yep
User avatar #299 to #296 - NOM NOM NOM (06/23/2011) [-]
thanks :D
#297 to #291 - gaylo (06/23/2011) [-]
regular show
#270 - Desdenne ONLINE (06/23/2011) [-]
Double meaning there. See a guy is like a light switch either on your off. A girl is like a control room to a nuclear reactor you do the wrong thing and ***** gonna get nuclear.
User avatar #285 to #270 - Shitthatscrazy (06/23/2011) [-]
itll be such a blast
User avatar #225 - ImNotSexistBitch (06/23/2011) [-]
I hate to tell you this but neither of those are a PENIS or vagina.
#21 - ChestchireCat (06/22/2011) [-]
That's what makes pleasing a woman fun though :D you do random **** till she makes a noise of approval :D
User avatar #166 to #21 - aeroxotl (06/23/2011) [-]
Trial and error, my friend. ;D
#244 - Brodyjguy (06/23/2011) [-]
And there's the butt...
And there's the butt...
#271 to #244 - frankmtz (06/23/2011) [-]
Holy sh*t...literally...
Holy sh*t...literally...
+7
#252 to #244 - malizlewa **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #229 - thelovelybandgeek (06/23/2011) [-]
But remember boys. We have a lot more buttons you can push. (;
#276 to #229 - astickywhale (06/23/2011) [-]
want me to push all of yours
-2
#259 to #241 - pornfourlifez **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#215 - thepsycho (06/23/2011) [-]
And then there's rape...
And then there's rape...
+16
#221 to #215 - tunneyb **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#228 to #221 - anon (06/23/2011) [-]
+37
#150 - tunneyb **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #60 - tehweave (06/22/2011) [-]
Vagina time!

Check meters, flip switch, pull lever, turn dial. Altitude steady. Fire thrusters. Disengage landing mechanisms. Flip five more switches. Check meters... Uh oh. We're going to crash! Turn dial, level out levers. Crash avoided. Turn left, flip autopilot on.

Is anyone else turned on?
User avatar #70 to #60 - trolljunkusa (06/22/2011) [-]
you forgot several steps.

attach the bottom of the sail, twist through two fishholes, tie a bowline knot. attach the upper part of sail, pull up with rope. attach jib whith those annoying twisty slinky things, hoist up the jib attach the rudder, push out too sea, then take a key put it into the ignition, push the lever into drive and press the gas
User avatar #93 to #70 - thesaxtonhale (06/22/2011) [-]
you must have gotten your vaginal start up procedures from a cereal box because you forgot go to C://Program Files/Sex/sexapps/(your sex id)/ vaginal intercourse 2/VI and create a new folder called scripts there, but make sure that you don't name using capital letters. Create a new text file(.txt) and call it objects. Copy the post at [url deleted] into the objects.txt. Open the console. To do this, press the ` (~) button during foreplay. Type 'build 3' into the console. Your pre-sex fluids should now be holding the toolbox, ready to pleasure a vagina, providing you have enough metal and are an engineer.That method is fine, but it can be quite troublesome to open the console every time you want to build. To fix this, we bind the command to a key. Once the command is bound, pressing the bound key will have the same effect as typing the command. We do this by opening the console and typing bind f "build 3".
User avatar #94 to #93 - trolljunkusa (06/22/2011) [-]
oh you forgot one thing, then you have to unplug the hardrive, open it up, replace the red wire with the blue one, turn it over, delete system 32 5 times, and install it 5 times, hack the CIA website, Playstation Network and the senate website OVER 9000!!!! times. then you need to grab your gun, shoot 18 cops, then try and get away from them, meet chuck norris and have him fight off zombie cops. a little while later open up your cooler too find gold.






and that is just how you start it.
User avatar #95 to #94 - thesaxtonhale (06/22/2011) [-]
thats only for version 5.6.03
User avatar #148 to #97 - manofbob (06/22/2011) [-]
I forgot the password.
User avatar #156 to #148 - dbrak (06/23/2011) [-]
oh here's the problem! *blows into bottom of cartridge*
User avatar #157 to #156 - manofbob (06/23/2011) [-]
YES.
User avatar #219 to #94 - Lemonsauce (06/23/2011) [-]
Oh god I'm so getting off on this.
User avatar #72 to #70 - tehweave (06/22/2011) [-]
Damn! How could I forget that? Must be off today.
#1 - anon (06/22/2011) [-]
It's so true, and they don't even come with a manual.
-4
#16 to #1 - dezzzzz has deleted their comment [-]
#52 to #1 - Deavas (06/22/2011) [-]
psh. i wouldnt read it anyway
[ 270 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)