Random Deaf Facts. I am deaf and this is my first OC. My sc2 profile: us.battle.net/sc2/en/profile/485600/1/Stebo/ Part 2: /funny_pictures/2290928/Random+Deaf+F OP is deaf and a faggot
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I am a deaf person hut I was hearing. I became
deaf at the age of 5, wihich gave me a small grasp of
english before I became deaf. I' ll be tunning " years old next month
and I suppose I could share some facts with you silly faggots about how
it is to be deaf and some of the random shit that deaf people go
on a daily basis. This is my first on
If I I' WIS
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will VIN“ Ml IN“
mile IO
This use inspired as n: make an
1 Deaf people have their own symbol.
2 The idea for text messaging originated in the early 90' s
for deaf people to communicate long distance.
But for some fucking reason,
hearing people find it much
more fascinating than we do.
3 Ever wonder how deaf people wake in the meming to alarms?
Simple: I have a alain clock with a round vibrating disk
attached to my hed.
Whenever the alarm goes
off, the round disk begins
to vibrate.
4 Statistically, deaf people are safer drivers than hearing
people and are less likely to cause an accident. And yes, I
have my drivers license.
V Remember, hearing people
V talk on the phone while
I , . ' " driving and/ or turn their
w.- : volume on the car radio
extremely loud that they
can' t hear anything outside.
so loud can feel my can
saada- vibrating.
hearing people
DUMB BITCH
5 Speaking of driving, whenever! get pulled over try a cop,
all I have to do is show him my DDAD Teat Driver Visor
card) and they let me go without a ticket or caming.
More of a rumor than an actual fact, but it is said that
mimes originated from the deaf culture.
7 some deaf people, it they know how to sign good enougn,
can sign and maintain two conversations with two
different people at the same time. Multitasking ftw!
f N This is accomplished
try using each hand to
sign to each person.
Now here are some personal facts about myself...
8 Despite my lack of hea ing, I as well as - other deaf
people can still speak. I know how to say short phrases
sentences such as ‘Nice to meet you' or 'Fuckfag' or 'OP is
baggot'.
However, my hearing friends
have told me I sound like a
complete retard when I speak.
They are rignt.
9 I am a natural at video games. with good hand/ finger
cordination and keen eye sight (which is my dominant
sense since I am deaf), I plow certain video games
such as , , (, and even Tetris. If
it' s a fast paced and competitive game, I'
already played it.
one problem though when I
play FPS is that i is hard
to stay live long as assault
infantry or skirmish units,
due to my lack of hearing
of whats going on around
me. so most of the time I' m
stuck with playing the
sniper in any FPS game.
I hate to brag, hut I' m also very I SM
savvy at Starcraft in competitive ‘ "HE"
matcher's. Ser usly, click the T
link in the description to see my
sca profile.
Starcraft is so intense on fast
paced gameplay (not to mention
strategy?. Any deaf person can BIIT WHEN I III] Is' N
be and at it. i I} WINNING
1 , enougn about fucking video games. Let' s discuss music.
there are certain memes on threads that I don' t fully
understand, such as "chocolate Rain", ‘Man Cat", "Friday try
Black" or "Sparta Remix". The list goes on.
From what I can
tell, white people
can NOT dance.
Now thumb that shit.
h or
Made try G F]
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #112 - TheCodFather
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(06/22/2011) [-]
"Not able to hear Rebecca Black"

You have dodged a bullet my friend.
User avatar #1249 to #112 - sdair
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(06/22/2011) [-]
not being able to hear nyan cat

im afraid the bullet did not miss him dear sir
#220 - taokami
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(06/22/2011) [-]
You never have to hear Justin Bieber...ever.
You never have to hear Justin Bieber...ever.
#265 to #220 - callmebarrett **User deleted account**
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#268 to #220 - okken
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(06/22/2011) [-]
I think the pros of being able to listen to good music is heavily outweighed with the cons of occasionally having to hear ****** music.
#1183 - ZombeCyd
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(06/22/2011) [-]
I'm very sorry you won't be able to hear my voice.
#1207 to #1183 - THEBIGMONEY
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(06/22/2011) [-]
id be more upset about not hearing this
id be more upset about not hearing this
#1838 to #1207 - evilcookie
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(06/25/2011) [-]
WTF?
Who thumbed down Led Zepp?
Arseholes.
#35 - bellaballistic
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(06/22/2011) [-]
My aunt and her husband are both deaf and i think it is the coolest thing to watch them sign to each other. I will admit, however, it is funny as **** to watch them argue.
Pic somewhat related...
#735 to #35 - anon id: 4426bfd2
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(06/22/2011) [-]
your going to hell :P
User avatar #392 to #35 - tomthedj
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(06/22/2011) [-]
does it go like "HAAA HAAANN NARRUUGGHHHHHH!!!"
or do they argue in sign....
User avatar #655 to #392 - bellaballistic
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(06/22/2011) [-]
LMFAO In sign but it looks like they are just flailing around
#332 - kermheat
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(06/22/2011) [-]
This guy is automatically cool. Not because he's deaf and he should be pitied, but because he just says "**** it" and lives life to its fullest anyway. Rock on bro.
#333 to #332 - anon id: b726888e
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(06/22/2011) [-]
He's deaf, which doesnt effect anything other than his hearing.
User avatar #336 to #333 - kermheat
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(06/22/2011) [-]
But many people with small disabilities *that i know* will just sit there and complain how life is unfair. He doesn't. So he's my hero
#344 to #336 - anon id: b726888e
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(06/22/2011) [-]
Fair enough.
#808 - emkamartin
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(06/22/2011) [-]
you have terrible friends..
#827 to #808 - BallTripper
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#817 to #808 - stromming
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(06/22/2011) [-]
He probably has honest friends
#1170 - gtfotrolls
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#1193 to #1170 - ImHappyPLZ
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Comment Picture
#1185 to #1170 - bobpizza
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User avatar #633 - tacogod
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(06/22/2011) [-]
woot i did not think i would meet another deaf person on funnyjunk, i am deaf as well.
#643 to #633 - anon id: a812d9bb
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(06/22/2011) [-]
im sorry i couldn't hear you. what was that?
#653 to #643 - vigilantae
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(06/22/2011) [-]
stfu, your reading words, hes not speaking them.
User avatar #648 to #643 - tacogod
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(06/22/2011) [-]
******* anons
User avatar #839 to #648 - piedOL
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(06/22/2011) [-]
Hey lighten up. That was actually pretty funny! And if this guy's cool, he won't care about one or two jokes about his condition. He's deaf. Not retarded.
User avatar #1627 to #839 - mosbo
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(06/23/2011) [-]
You're talking to....Just nevermind..
User avatar #1692 to #1627 - piedOL
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(06/23/2011) [-]
Talking to one of a couple people hating on a guy who made a clever but mildly insensitive joke. Your point?
#1788 to #1692 - piedOL
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(06/23/2011) [-]
How typical...
User avatar #1196 to #643 - MrDrProfessor
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(06/22/2011) [-]
i like how people had a bitch fit about this. i thought it was damn funny
User avatar #1191 - thunderbirdbass
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(06/22/2011) [-]
Bright side, he's never heard rebecca black.
User avatar #1216 to #1191 - PenutButterJellyOh
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(06/22/2011) [-]
Oh your voice
User avatar #1217 to #1191 - basicargentinian
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(06/22/2011) [-]
lucky ************
#1222 to #1191 - anon id: d3621659
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(06/22/2011) [-]
Yeah but hes also never heard Morgan Freemans voice ...
#1319 to #1222 - iiZeta
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#1201 to #1191 - leemons
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(06/22/2011) [-]
or justina bieber
#1184 - geeklund
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(06/22/2011) [-]
11)  
Question: Why did God make farts smell?  
Answer: So Deaf people could enjoy them too.
11)
Question: Why did God make farts smell?
Answer: So Deaf people could enjoy them too.
User avatar #1206 to #1184 - jeudyfeo
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(06/22/2011) [-]
There is another one that goes like this: why do black people smell? so blind people can hate them too