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I am a deaf person hut I was hearing. I became
deaf at the age of 5, wihich gave me a small grasp of
english before I became deaf. I' ll be tunning " years old next month
and I suppose I could share some facts with you silly faggots about how
it is to be deaf and some of the random **** that deaf people go
on a daily basis. This is my first on
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1 Deaf people have their own symbol.
2 The idea for text messaging originated in the early 90' s
for deaf people to communicate long distance.
But for some ******* reason,
hearing people find it much
more fascinating than we do.
3 Ever wonder how deaf people wake in the meming to alarms?
Simple: I have a alain clock with a round vibrating disk
attached to my hed.
Whenever the alarm goes
off, the round disk begins
to vibrate.
4 Statistically, deaf people are safer drivers than hearing
people and are less likely to cause an accident. And yes, I
have my drivers license.
V Remember, hearing people
V talk on the phone while
I , . ' " driving and/ or turn their
w.- : volume on the car radio
extremely loud that they
can' t hear anything outside.
so loud can feel my can
saada- vibrating.
hearing people
DUMB BITCH
5 Speaking of driving, whenever! get pulled over try a cop,
all I have to do is show him my DDAD Teat Driver Visor
card) and they let me go without a ticket or caming.
More of a rumor than an actual fact, but it is said that
mimes originated from the deaf culture.
7 some deaf people, it they know how to sign good enougn,
can sign and maintain two conversations with two
different people at the same time. Multitasking ftw!
f N This is accomplished
try using each hand to
sign to each person.
Now here are some personal facts about myself...
8 Despite my lack of hea ing, I as well as - other deaf
people can still speak. I know how to say short phrases
sentences such as ‘Nice to meet you' or ' ******** or 'OP is
baggot'.
However, my hearing friends
have told me I sound like a
complete retard when I speak.
They are rignt.
9 I am a natural at video games. with good hand/ finger
cordination and keen eye sight (which is my dominant
sense since I am deaf), I plow certain video games
such as , , (, and even Tetris. If
it' s a fast paced and competitive game, I'
already played it.
one problem though when I
play FPS is that i is hard
to stay live long as assault
infantry or skirmish units,
due to my lack of hearing
of whats going on around
me. so most of the time I' m
stuck with playing the
sniper in any FPS game.
I hate to brag, hut I' m also very I SM
savvy at Starcraft in competitive ‘ "HE"
matcher's. Ser usly, click the T
link in the description to see my
sca profile.
Starcraft is so intense on fast
paced gameplay (not to mention
strategy?. Any deaf person can BIIT WHEN I III] Is' N
be and at it. i I} WINNING
1 , enougn about ******* video games. Let' s discuss music.
there are certain memes on threads that I don' t fully
understand, such as "chocolate Rain", ‘Man Cat", "Friday try
Black" or "Sparta Remix". The list goes on.
From what I can
tell, white people
can NOT dance.
Now thumb that **** .
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Made try G F]
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User avatar #112 - TheCodFather (06/22/2011) [+] (1 reply)
"Not able to hear Rebecca Black"

You have dodged a bullet my friend.
#220 - taokami (06/22/2011) [+] (2 replies)
You never have to hear Justin Bieber...ever.
You never have to hear Justin Bieber...ever.
#1183 - ZombeCyd (06/22/2011) [+] (2 replies)
I'm very sorry you won't be able to hear my voice.
#35 - bellaballistic (06/22/2011) [+] (3 replies)
My aunt and her husband are both deaf and i think it is the coolest thing to watch them sign to each other. I will admit, however, it is funny as **** to watch them argue.
Pic somewhat related...
#332 - kermheat (06/22/2011) [+] (3 replies)
This guy is automatically cool. Not because he's deaf and he should be pitied, but because he just says " **** it" and lives life to its fullest anyway. Rock on bro.
#808 - emkamartin (06/22/2011) [+] (3 replies)
you have terrible friends..
#1170 - gtfotrolls (06/22/2011) [+] (2 replies)
GUESS WHAT??!?!? all the GIFs have sound!!
User avatar #633 - tacogod (06/22/2011) [+] (9 replies)
woot i did not think i would meet another deaf person on funnyjunk, i am deaf as well.
User avatar #1191 - thunderbirdbass (06/22/2011) [+] (5 replies)
Bright side, he's never heard rebecca black.
#1184 - geeklund (06/22/2011) [+] (1 reply)
11)  
Question: Why did God make farts smell?  
Answer: So Deaf people could enjoy them too.
11)
Question: Why did God make farts smell?
Answer: So Deaf people could enjoy them too.
User avatar #537 - KingMcSanders (06/22/2011) [-]
You can't hear rebecca black...your soul is pure!
User avatar #641 - funnyjunkelite (06/22/2011) [-]
today op was a pretty cool guy
#346 - LolCatCheese (06/22/2011) [-]
I give you hug? I give you hug.
#1323 - alphablanch (06/22/2011) [+] (2 replies)
God has spared you the agony of having to listen to Rebecca Black
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#626 - asshair (06/22/2011) [-]
It's better that you don't know who Rebecca Black is.
#338 - cammyT (06/22/2011) [+] (1 reply)
i like you
i like you
#1346 - theotherwhitemeat (06/22/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Fun fact children......Deaf people cant hear
#1186 - bieg (06/22/2011) [-]
#1233 - mrmoustache (06/22/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Can't listen to Rebecca Black?


YOU HAVE BEEN SPARED.
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