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I am a deaf person hut I was hearing. I became
deaf at the age of 5, wihich gave me a small grasp of
english before I became deaf. I' ll be tunning " years old next month
and I suppose I could share some facts with you silly faggots about how
it is to be deaf and some of the random shit that deaf people go
on a daily basis. This is my first on
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1 Deaf people have their own symbol.
2 The idea for text messaging originated in the early 90' s
for deaf people to communicate long distance.
But for some fucking reason,
hearing people find it much
more fascinating than we do.
3 Ever wonder how deaf people wake in the meming to alarms?
Simple: I have a alain clock with a round vibrating disk
attached to my hed.
Whenever the alarm goes
off, the round disk begins
to vibrate.
4 Statistically, deaf people are safer drivers than hearing
people and are less likely to cause an accident. And yes, I
have my drivers license.
V Remember, hearing people
V talk on the phone while
I , . ' " driving and/ or turn their
w.- : volume on the car radio
extremely loud that they
can' t hear anything outside.
so loud can feel my can
saada- vibrating.
hearing people
DUMB BITCH
5 Speaking of driving, whenever! get pulled over try a cop,
all I have to do is show him my DDAD Teat Driver Visor
card) and they let me go without a ticket or caming.
More of a rumor than an actual fact, but it is said that
mimes originated from the deaf culture.
7 some deaf people, it they know how to sign good enougn,
can sign and maintain two conversations with two
different people at the same time. Multitasking ftw!
f N This is accomplished
try using each hand to
sign to each person.
Now here are some personal facts about myself...
8 Despite my lack of hea ing, I as well as - other deaf
people can still speak. I know how to say short phrases
sentences such as ‘Nice to meet you' or 'Fuckfag' or 'OP is
baggot'.
However, my hearing friends
have told me I sound like a
complete retard when I speak.
They are rignt.
9 I am a natural at video games. with good hand/ finger
cordination and keen eye sight (which is my dominant
sense since I am deaf), I plow certain video games
such as , , (, and even Tetris. If
it' s a fast paced and competitive game, I'
already played it.
one problem though when I
play FPS is that i is hard
to stay live long as assault
infantry or skirmish units,
due to my lack of hearing
of whats going on around
me. so most of the time I' m
stuck with playing the
sniper in any FPS game.
I hate to brag, hut I' m also very I SM
savvy at Starcraft in competitive ‘ "HE"
matcher's. Ser usly, click the T
link in the description to see my
sca profile.
Starcraft is so intense on fast
paced gameplay (not to mention
strategy?. Any deaf person can BIIT WHEN I III] Is' N
be and at it. i I} WINNING
1 , enougn about fucking video games. Let' s discuss music.
there are certain memes on threads that I don' t fully
understand, such as "chocolate Rain", ‘Man Cat", "Friday try
Black" or "Sparta Remix". The list goes on.
From what I can
tell, white people
can NOT dance.
Now thumb that shit.
h or
Made try G F]
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User avatar #112 - TheCodFather (06/22/2011) [+] (1 reply)
"Not able to hear Rebecca Black"

You have dodged a bullet my friend.
#220 - taokami (06/22/2011) [+] (2 replies)
You never have to hear Justin Bieber...ever.
You never have to hear Justin Bieber...ever.
#1183 - ZombeCyd (06/22/2011) [+] (2 replies)
I'm very sorry you won't be able to hear my voice.
#35 - bellaballistic (06/22/2011) [+] (3 replies)
My aunt and her husband are both deaf and i think it is the coolest thing to watch them sign to each other. I will admit, however, it is funny as shit to watch them argue.
Pic somewhat related...
#332 - kermheat (06/22/2011) [+] (3 replies)
This guy is automatically cool. Not because he's deaf and he should be pitied, but because he just says "Fuck it" and lives life to its fullest anyway. Rock on bro.
#808 - emkamartin (06/22/2011) [+] (3 replies)
you have terrible friends..
#1170 - gtfotrolls (06/22/2011) [+] (2 replies)
GUESS WHAT??!?!? all the GIFs have sound!!
User avatar #633 - tacogod (06/22/2011) [+] (9 replies)
woot i did not think i would meet another deaf person on funnyjunk, i am deaf as well.
User avatar #1191 - thunderbirdbass (06/22/2011) [+] (5 replies)
Bright side, he's never heard rebecca black.
#1184 - geeklund (06/22/2011) [+] (1 reply)
11)  
Question: Why did God make farts smell?  
Answer: So Deaf people could enjoy them too.
11)
Question: Why did God make farts smell?
Answer: So Deaf people could enjoy them too.
User avatar #537 - KingMcSanders (06/22/2011) [-]
You can't hear rebecca black...your soul is pure!
User avatar #641 - funnyjunkelite (06/22/2011) [-]
today op was a pretty cool guy
#346 - LolCatCheese (06/22/2011) [-]
I give you hug? I give you hug.
#1323 - alphablanch (06/22/2011) [+] (2 replies)
God has spared you the agony of having to listen to Rebecca Black
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#626 - asshair (06/22/2011) [-]
It's better that you don't know who Rebecca Black is.
#338 - cammyT (06/22/2011) [+] (1 reply)
i like you
i like you
#1346 - theotherwhitemeat (06/22/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Fun fact children......Deaf people cant hear
#1186 - bieg (06/22/2011) [-]
#1233 - mrmoustache (06/22/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Can't listen to Rebecca Black?


YOU HAVE BEEN SPARED.
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