Funny Pick-Up Lines.. Thought these were funny. Dont forget to thumb up or down don't matter.. Damn girl, you make me feel like a loaf of bread... l wanna rise
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Funny Pick-Up Lines.

Thought these were funny. Dont forget to thumb up or down don't matter.

Damn girl, you make me feel like a loaf of bread... l wanna rise up in your oyea!
If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.
Are you a gardener? I have a bush that needs a trim.
Can you lick your nipples?
Yes] Can you show me?
Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and korewa like a tiger?" [No] Then wink.
Are you a hooker? Cause I' m hooked on you.
Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you' re blowing me away.
Hi, I' m Mr. Rightall heard you were looking for me.
I' m going to need a tall glass of oold water, our baby your making me HOT!
We' re like Little Ceasar' s, we' re Hot and Ready.
To aomeone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) 'fou' re like a drug to me. Good thing you' re ayer the counter.
Girl you' re like a oar accident, Cause Ijust cant look away.
Girl you fine I wish I eould plant you and grow a whole feild of y' all!
ls your name mickey? because your FINE!
A tall man to a short woman: "'fou' re perfect height for what you want."
She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date' s with you and me.
I must be a snowflake, because I' fallen for you.
Here' s D. Drink until I am really good looking, then aome and talk to me.
Are you form Tennessee? Cause you' re the only ten I oee!!!
ls your shirt felt? (No?) Do you want it to be?
What do you and the weather have in common? 'fou' re hoth Hot!
mu must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me (crazy.
Damn boy there' s only 2 things I like riding up my aoo, my and you!
Can I fish in your pond since all the othere seem to be dry or ollied?
steps on aome ice) Now that the ice is broken, what' s your name?
Could you please step away from the bar? 'fou' re melting all the ice.
My name' s [your name]. That' s you know what to icream in bed.
Hi, my name' s Fred, would you like to test my bed?
Lets play house, you be the and iall bang you all night long.
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
Polar Bear (HUM Ijust wanted to break the ice.
I' m the S, do you want to be the S?
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] when you fell from heaven?
Somebody call the iopo, because it' s got to be illegal to look that good!
I' m going outside to make out... Care to join me?
I' m gay, think you oan ponyart me?
mu don' t sweat much for a fat chick.
James you were a oar, I' d wax and ride you all ayer town.
I must be in heaven because I' m looking at an angel!
I would die a million deaths if it meant I eould be with you!
There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...
four eyes are hauer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I' m loot at seal
If I eould rearrange the alphabet, I' d put U and Toegether.
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
Hi, will you help me find my loot puppy? Ithink he went into this cheap motel room arroyo the street.
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
Room Are Red, Candle Light Flickery, After The Meal, Its off 1/ Mth The Knickers.
mu might as well sleep with me because I' m going to tell everybody we did it anyway.
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
If I had a garden I' d put your two lips and my two lips together.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
I may not be the instalocking guy in here, but I' m the only one talking to you.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Did the oun aome up or did you just smile at me?
If you were a new hamburger at Mcdonalds, you would be a .
Can you kiss me on the cheek I oan at least oay a cute girl kissed me tonight?
Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
Let' s have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?
If you were a hogger I would pick you first.
Laye is four letters is what me and you should do (other perosn: whats that?) F* CK
Violets are blue, rodeo are red, what is it going to take to get you into bed?
Say "l bet I oan kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you loot the bet.
Are you a pirate? Cause I want mo hooty.
Do you work for ATM, Cause you' re raiden my bar!
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
I. -Mao your Dad a baker? Because you' ye got a nice set of buns.
Hey Girl let' s play lion tamer... you get down on all fluro and I' ll stick my head in your mouth!
People call me John, but you oan call me Tonight!
Are you a parking ticket? Because you' ye got FINE written all ayer you.
I own a rocket. First stop your moona, then Uranus!
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Cause I eould oee myself in your panto.
mu know what would look good on you? Me!
Are those space panto? Because your aoo is out of this world!
I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] ‘four future is clear.
mu turn my software into hardware!
Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Do u sleep on your belly at night? If no, oan I?
ls that a ladder in your panto... or the stairway to heaven?
I' noticed you noticing me and I' m just giving you notion that I' noticed you!
My Ieye for you is like diarrhea, Ijust card hold it in!
Do you know karate? Cause your body' s kickin!
The word of the day is "legs." Let' s go back to my place and spread the word.
A cat falls into the water 8 the roboter laughs. 1/ hihat' s the moral of the story??? A wet ** y alway' s makes a happy c' ck.
I don' t know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana Cream.
My magic watch aayo that you don' t have on any underwear. (She aayo yeo I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast.
I' m not Fred Flintstone, but I oan make your bedrock!
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. (Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that... your numbers not in it.
What has 148 teeth and holde back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!
mu may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in Ieye with me.
Do you work for UPS? I eould have oporn I oaw you checking out my package.
If I received a nickel for everytime I oaw aomeone as beautiful as you, I' d have tive bento.
I loot my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
Do you want to do math? Let' s add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply!
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don' t worry Ilold Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
My okoko are having a party, do your panto want to aome down?
fou' re like a prize winning fish. I dork know whether to eat you or mount you.
Do you believe in Ieye at first sight, or should I walk by again?
There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one?
Lets play carpenter. First we get hammered, then I' ll nail you!
A boy gives a girl 12 rodeo. 11 fake, 1 real and he aayo to her " I will stop Ifying you when all the rodeo die"
Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong!
If Ilold you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
See my friend ayer there? He wants to know if you think I' m cute.
Soree me if I am wrong, but havent we met before?
Do you have a keg in your panto? (No! Why?) Cause I' d like to tap that!
a good thing that I have my library card. 1/ hqhy? Because I am totally checking you out!!
That shirt is very becoming on you, but if I wao on you I' d be coming too!
If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, oan I visit you between the holidays?
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Submitted: 02/24/2010
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#1 - anonymous (02/24/2010) [-]
favorited...i will have many uses for theese
#3 - anonymous (02/24/2010) [-]
just grunt at her then drag her out of the bar by her hair, like a man. i am a mother fucker.
User avatar #2 - SeekayFilms (02/24/2010) [-]
"HAVE SEX WITH ME OR I WILL KILL YOU"
User avatar #4 - Bacula ONLINE (02/26/2010) [-]
My pick up line:

You: Do you like Movies?
She: Yes.
You: You do? Hmm...
You: Well you wanna fuck?

Works every time.
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