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Joke of The Day (Day 3)

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Joke of The Day
A depressed man walks
into a bar and the male
bartender asks him
what' s wrung. the man
responds he had a taugh
day and the bartender
feels inclined to help. so,
the bartender paints the
man towards 3 doors and
says "The first door is
worth it, if by then you
aren' t cheered up enter
wouldn' t enter the third
if I were you but yen
might want to, it' s a
personal preference".
The depressed man
walks into the first room
and sees a beautiful
woman naked. They flick,
the man is feeling better
and decides to enter the
second reem. Here, he
spots two wicked het
twins in nurses' s outfits
and he has a blast doing
every position
imaginable. The man
feels at his peak, but just
em of curosity he figures
he' s got nothing to leese
by geing inte the third. he
steps in and there' s a
hele that says "put dick
here", the man complies
and has the best oral sex
of his life. when he walks
out, the bartender asks
him hew he feels and the
man replies he feels
great. then, the bartender
asked him if he entered
the third deer and the
man mutters to net
upset the bartender whe
told him net to enter. the
bartender wipes his
meath and cries "liar!"
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Submitted: 06/19/2011
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#3 - Harjyot (06/20/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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#7 to #3 - 4chan refugee (06/20/2011) [-]
Because you can't.
#12 - JohnE (06/20/2011) [+] (7 replies)
I saw what you did there before you even did it.

Still funny.
#36 - IshimelofSomewhere (06/20/2011) [+] (14 replies)
black font on red background hurts my eyes, plz dont do it
#61 - iamepicwin (06/20/2011) [+] (3 replies)
So a baby seal walks into a club
#6 - Douchebagius (06/20/2011) [-]
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User avatar #45 - danohamhead (06/20/2011) [+] (2 replies)
better joke: So there was a rich black guy...
#1 - BrotherDeath (06/19/2011) [-]
lol
lol
#27 - nowayyeahway (06/20/2011) [-]
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User avatar #48 - MCPie (06/20/2011) [-]
so this guy comes into a bar...no wait it was a horse. so this guy comes into a horse...
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#86 - randomlyici (06/20/2011) [+] (9 replies)
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