Between her legs. Found this in a book once. Thought it was funny.. Jenny is in the car with her mother one winter morning, and she says, "My hands are cold." H
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Between her legs

Found this in a book once. Thought it was funny.

Jenny is in the car with her mother one winter morning, and
she says, "My hands are cold." Her mother responds with,
Put them between your legs, it' ll warm them up."
The next morning she' s in the car with her boyfriend, and he
says, "My hands are cold." And she says, "Put them between
my legs, it' ll warm them up."
The next morning she' s with her boyfriend again, and he says,
My nose is cold." And she says, "Put it between my legs, it' ll
warm it up."
The next morning, she' s with her boyfriend once again, and
he says, "My dick is freezing." And she says, "Put it between
my legs, it' ll warm it up."
Later en that day she' s with her mother again and asks,
Mom, do wan know what a penis is'?" Her mother says yes
and asks why.
Because they make one hell of a mess when they thaw out."
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Submitted: 02/23/2010
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User avatar #1 - TheRealCrispy (04/06/2010) [-]
Ha, I see what she did there.
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