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I visit this site every day.
But lately, posts are very gay.
Sometimes I wonder, ''should I stay?"
There are too many Reposts, but I guess thats Okay.
The Front Page is awful. The jokes are all lame.
They have so many thumbs, but who' s there to blame?
Perhaps all the 12 year olds who all think the same.
If OP' s a girl, they' ll thumb without shame.
I' m sick of these old posts. Bieberrules have to end.
Those punchlines are overrused. Hear that one, Dsend?
I get you hate Twilight. I get you hate Pop.
But that gets repetitve. Those posts need to stop.
I tend to pride myself in the I make.
I' ll soon post this content, which I' m sure Xaviersstuff will take.
I have hope for this site. I hope you think the same.
Now I' m done with this poem, and you just lost The Game.
Thebagel
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Submitted: 06/19/2011
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#70 - guillerme (06/19/2011) [+] (6 replies)
My least favorite is iMagnet
He is such a fag
He steals everyones **** ,
His OC is a drag.

DSend used to be good
His comics made my laugh trigger.
Now he draws himself as a white fag,
Even though he's a ****** !

We like to steal comics
And almost get sued
Seems getting shut down
Is something we cant elude.

This poem is difficult,
I think I'll stop
Dead is the way,
I want iMagnet to drop!
#144 - Scientology (06/20/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#67 - aeroxotl (06/19/2011) [-]
Don't worry MrBagel, this site ain't so bad.
There's no use fighting it now, or to get mad
Because the trolls eat the anger
And the thumbwhores eat the fame
But no matter their outside shells
They can feel the inner shame

There's always those comics
That make you thumb and smile.
The entire site isn't ****
It'll get better in a while

This I can promise
No, I can GUARANTEE
That Funnyjunk will always be a site
For for good people like you and me.
#112 - JVladness (06/19/2011) [+] (5 replies)
roses are red
violets are blue
get in the van
I've got a gun
#208 - mariostrikerz (06/20/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Show me your tits
Or I'll rape you.
#202 - foelkera (06/20/2011) [-]
Roses are red
Violets are blue
No more read poem
Go study now.
User avatar #346 - lenus (06/20/2011) [+] (3 replies)
i have a simple haiku for you

haikus are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerator
#192 - misteranderson (06/20/2011) [-]
Roses are red  
Violets are blue  
I suck at poems  
Nice tits.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I suck at poems
Nice tits.
User avatar #518 - splatterfest (06/20/2011) [+] (4 replies)
******* are red
******* are blue
when your on photoshop playing with the hue
#196 - lordfrydaixiii (06/20/2011) [-]
some flowers are real,
others are fake.
now get in my bed or
get ****** by a rake
#35 - TheWolfman (06/19/2011) [+] (6 replies)
You're argument is absolutely correct, and made me lol at the same time. Also, couldn't help thinking of Dr. Seuss.
+15
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#56 - paintdatank (06/19/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I am a soldier of Le FunnyJunk/ I post funny pictures and comment with spunk.
Now read this comment, I give you no choice/ in your mind you are repeating my voice!
I bow for the big brother, funny is he/ Le **** on the Anon, blast him with pee.
OC's and Reposts, thumb's Up Galore/ Bieber is gay, so are thumb whores.
So I ask you now, my FunnyJunk knights/ Read my Creed and pledge all your rights!
If you're still reading a thumb up for you/ My rhymes, they take time, as swallow's do too.
Always remember women reside in the kitchen/ There they make bacon for sammich, no bitchin.
And now that I've reached the end of my poem/ Le Game you have lost, your thumbs, please do show 'em.
Le Frenchman I am, of Le Holy Grail/ Troll of all Trolls, FunnyJunk do I hail!
+14
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#38 - sebgun ONLINE (06/19/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#485 - trollinjesus (06/20/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Roses are Grey  
Violets are Grey  
I'm Colorblind
Roses are Grey
Violets are Grey
I'm Colorblind
#132 - cubanwhiteman (06/20/2011) [+] (3 replies)
I have my own. *Ahem*


Roses are straight,
Violets are twisted.
Bend over, my love,
You're about to get fisted.
#134 to #132 - grittyguy (06/20/2011) [-]
Roses are Red.
Violets are Blue.
I've got a gun.
Get in the van.
#99 - drainbamage ONLINE (06/19/2011) [+] (8 replies)
THEY CALL ME TROLLFACE BITCH, I'M LIKE "LOL U MAD"
CAUSE YOUR FLOW GIVES ME LULZ LIKE I'VE NEVER HAD
*roll 2* AND YOU CAN TRY TO STOP ME IF YOUR GONNA RAGE
BUT MY RHYMES KEEP GOING TO THE 15TH PAGE
I'M A T TO THE R TO THE O DOUBLE L
IF OP DOESN'T LIKE IT HE CAN GO TO HELL
THIS IS MAXIMUM TROLLING
I STOP YOUR PAGE SCROLLING
CAUSE YOU'VE GOT TO RESPECT THESE DOPE DUBS THAT I'M ROLLING
I'M TROLLFACE BITCH SO DON'T FORGET MY NAME
AND GUESS WHAT FAGGOTS, YOU JUST LOST THE GAME
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