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I visit this site every day.
But lately, posts are very gay.
Sometimes I wonder, ''should I stay?"
There are too many Reposts, but I guess thats Okay.
The Front Page is awful. The jokes are all lame.
They have so many thumbs, but who' s there to blame?
Perhaps all the 12 year olds who all think the same.
If OP' s a girl, they' ll thumb without shame.
I' m sick of these old posts. Bieberrules have to end.
Those punchlines are overrused. Hear that one, Dsend?
I get you hate Twilight. I get you hate Pop.
But that gets repetitve. Those posts need to stop.
I tend to pride myself in the I make.
I' ll soon post this content, which I' m sure Xaviersstuff will take.
I have hope for this site. I hope you think the same.
Now I' m done with this poem, and you just lost The Game.
Thebagel
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Submitted: 06/19/2011
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#557 - wuzzzzuuuuuppppp (06/21/2011) [-]
i read this while listening to a beat on television, good ****
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#554 - zoloz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#544 - PourGnawgraphy (06/20/2011) [-]
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Some poems rhyme,
But this one doesn't.
#541 - tomahawktom (06/20/2011) [-]
Here I sit all broken hearted.
Tried to poop, but only farted.
Now I'll leave, to take the chance.
Try to fart, and poop my pants.
User avatar #540 - leetland (06/20/2011) [-]
I wish this site wasn't filled with ranting
When I go to front page, I hear people chanting

thumbs up
thumbs down
Don't care? Go drown

For this little poem, goes out to you haters
Who sit in their room, while mom cooks them taters.
User avatar #539 - sigurros (06/20/2011) [-]
**** poetry!
User avatar #548 to #538 - ophiuchus (06/20/2011) [-]
turn it upside down and see what it says..
#535 - PublicRelations (06/20/2011) [-]
My goal on FJ is simple: to laugh.
And yet, many people will stand in my path.
These ranters and ravers, who whine and complain--
At the end of the day, what have they to gain?

There are memes, running jokes, some but passing fads,
And all to the pool of laughter they add.
These jokes may be repeated, reused till they're stale
But if we can laugh, there has been no fail.
#537 to #535 - PublicRelations (06/20/2011) [-]
I'm sorry that you just don't seem to find fun
In the kind of humor FJ has become.
Perhaps if you open your mind
You'll loosen up, and much LOL you will find.

Frontpage is frontpage, and that will not change.
Don't just sit here and treat it as a mange.
FJ is democracy, tried and true.
What people thumb is what authors will do.
#542 to #537 - PublicRelations (06/20/2011) [-]
If you find content that you simply don't like,
thumb down! Use your voice! Don't act like a tyke.
Contribute to the pool of comics and jokes.
Make your own content and entertain the folks.

But don't sit there and tell me what to enjoy.
And don't correct my view of what's funny, boy.
I've loved this site, every single bit,
which is why I can't see dispute breaking out like this.

Thank you for your time.
PublicRelations out.
#545 to #542 - leetland (06/20/2011) [-]
I have a suggestion, and it'll earn you a thumb
Go open your notepad, and write till you're numb
Come back to this site, but only if brave
And post your OC, and they will behave.

Seriously, you should go make OC of your genious, free thumbs.

Just write like "To all you haters out there" in the beginning or something.
#546 to #545 - PublicRelations (06/20/2011) [-]
Already happening, but not on the topic this one was on. I'm planning a poem much bigger.
#528 - MastodonFan (06/20/2011) [-]
More poetry
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User avatar #527 - yelperman (06/20/2011) [-]
**yelperman rolls 58**
#522 - Almondania (06/20/2011) [-]
BAGEL!
User avatar #518 - splatterfest (06/20/2011) [-]
******* are red
******* are blue
when your on photoshop playing with the hue
User avatar #536 to #518 - TehNewestGuy (06/20/2011) [-]
Why can't people get the difference between your and you're? Seriously, didn't you guys go to school? I knew this **** when I was in like, 1st grade
#553 to #536 - splatterfest (06/20/2011) [-]
My actual reaction when I read your rant
My actual reaction when I read your rant
User avatar #543 to #536 - leetland (06/20/2011) [-]
care
User avatar #534 to #518 - leetland (06/20/2011) [-]
Decent
User avatar #515 - shadowru (06/20/2011) [-]
At first I thought this was going to be some stupid poem...but then I read it, and have come to love it. This is the first time in a long time that I have been able to appreciate a beautiful work of FunnyJunk art. Well said and done TheBagel....Well said and done indeed.
#513 - megapepsifreak (06/20/2011) [-]
u are the new doctor seus
+15
#510 - StevieMaxis **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#506 - anonymous (06/20/2011) [-]
roes are red
violets are blue
had a cosmic brownie
and gotta go poo
#505 - bknob ONLINE (06/20/2011) [-]
i went upstairs, in search of food
but when upstairs, i felt dispare
so instead i went and pood

i grunted and groand
screamed and moaned
but the pain never ceased

but after a pinch, came out an inch
and the battle i faced was won

after i was done, and the war was won
i went to grab some food
but a familiar pain came out from within
and i didnt know what to do

but alas, i must leave you now, for that is a story for another time
a few words of advice, dont eat too much *****
especially when youre dealing with chicken
and rice...
User avatar #504 - scatmanjohn (06/20/2011) [-]
Nice!
User avatar #502 - shitdicknipples (06/20/2011) [-]
roses are red
violets are blue
i have a gun
get in my van
User avatar #533 to #502 - derpiesguybearpig (06/20/2011) [-]
last sentence doesn't fit.
#501 - slenderguy (06/20/2011) [-]
Roses are red
violets are golds
get on your knees and do what ur told
#531 to #501 - awesomehatguy (06/20/2011) [-]
Violets aren't gold you silly mother ****** !


<-- This is the face I am making, and it just happens to have a silly caption!
#555 to #531 - slenderguy (06/21/2011) [-]
roses are red  
lollies are sour  
get on ur knees  
and feel my power  
OH yeah
roses are red
lollies are sour
get on ur knees
and feel my power
OH yeah
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