Zombie plan. So do you have a zombie plan or are you just dinner? and i got it from . Z() MBI% PIEMAN ICE-" DER THEE EARTH 'to THOSE) WHO DONT' WE THESE‘ PEUPLE Zombie plan So do you have a zombie or are just dinner? and i got it from Z() MBI% PIEMAN ICE-" DER THEE EARTH 'to THOSE) WHO DONT' WE THESE‘ PEUPLE
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#19 - DirtyShizno
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(06/19/2011) [-]
Go to the Winchester and wait for this whole thing to blow over.
Go to the Winchester and wait for this whole thing to blow over.
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#24 to #19 - BlackAndWhiteNinja
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Plan B.... Live on a boat :)
#30 to #24 - icedcarbon
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And a wild infected giant killer whale appears out of nowhere and eats your boat... as much as i love water, i don't think that'll be a great idea, untill we find out that the infection doesnt spread on maritime animals lol. I say best place is an island with high altitudes, kill every zombies in there (if it's infected) then you can rest xD
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#2 to #1 - backspaceman
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yes i am
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User avatar #5 to #3 - zergswarm
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Race to the arctic, exposure kills any undead that wander even remotely near to where you hide out. BOOM
#9 to #5 - pallypal
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My plan. Gather food. Avoid large towns. Drive north.

Zombies, if they follow the rules set down in the Zombie Survival Handbook, must move slowly to avoid rapid cell deterioration, resulting in rapid loss of movement. They also have no body heat, meaning more than a minute in below 0 conditions, and they lose their ability to move. Cell deterioration would halt, so you'd need to go clean up though, or risk them thawing in the later months of the year and coming to eat you.

I thought for long hours.
User avatar #4 to #3 - rewday
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Either way, stay out of the way and they will die sooner or later.
#6 to #4 - backspaceman
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yeah dont zombies ever die of starvation
#7 to #6 - JFizzy
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They don't die of starvation because they dont need the food for fuel. unless you kill them the only way they would die is from decoposing which would take a LONG time.
User avatar #11 to #7 - rewday
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Well if the body is still working on an biological level, then yeah, they would need fuel. However if it's on one of those "It's a video game/movie and doesn't need an explanation" kinds of levels then yeah, we're screwed."
#20 to #11 - WiggsMaGee
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The go north plan probably wouldn't work at everyone else would think of the same thing but will be woefully in prepared so you'll probably end up getting shanked by your neighbor for a tin of bean's.
#39 to #20 - pallypal
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That's why you travel alone, or with a close group of friends you're sure have a good composure in a stressful situation, hopefully as prepared as yourself to avoid these situations. You hole up with nobody else, play it hermit style and live off the land.
User avatar #8 - zacmando
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(06/19/2011) [-]
RVB!
User avatar #10 to #8 - quigonjin
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i love a good RvB quote
User avatar #25 to #10 - zacmando
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(06/19/2011) [-]
Same "I Like me..." lol Caboose <3
User avatar #31 - amitgillen
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(06/19/2011) [-]
quoted verbatim from red vs blue zombie plan psa.
#17 - bobo2404
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(06/19/2011) [-]
SIMMIONS IS AWESOME, but griff has a better plan RVB BITCHES
#14 - orannis
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max brooks zombie survival guide.... check  
  
Machette... check  
  
trench knife... check  
  
sidearm.. check  
  
semiauto rifle ... check  
  
it's killing time.
max brooks zombie survival guide.... check

Machette... check

trench knife... check

sidearm.. check

semiauto rifle ... check

it's killing time.
User avatar #16 to #14 - nakedsquid
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I've read Max Brooks's zombie survival guide like ten different times. Amazing.
User avatar #18 to #16 - orannis
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yeah it's crazy how the 1st chapter it's quite funny.. and by the 3rd you're stocking the basement with food and weapons XD
#47 to #14 - mynamemax
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dude your forgot the tunes may i suggest  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzMJhOwBLqw&amp;feature=related
dude your forgot the tunes may i suggest http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzMJhOwBLqw&feature=related


User avatar #48 to #47 - orannis
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wasn't available in my country!!! ( :( ) what's the song called? and i reccomend: in the house in a heartbeat. it's a ******* epic zombie tune!!!
User avatar #49 to #48 - mynamemax
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the song was Orion by Metallica, then there is seek and destroy by metallica too
#40 - pallypal
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Only weapon you need: AA-12 Combat Shotgun.

***** zombies up, can't jam, lightweight frame, can accommodate almost every kind of shell you can think of, meaning you get more from scavenging, and you can run and gun with it easily because of low recoil.
User avatar #41 to #40 - techketzer
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Yeah, but where's the fun in that? Get's boring after a day.

I want my HK G3 or FN FAL variant with a decent scope, an MG3 to give these ***** the fiery hell and a grenade launcher system like the Milkor MGL.
And of course a freight house full of ammo, lol.
User avatar #38 - vanhalenma
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nice resident evil 3 pic and font thumb for you
#33 - anon id: 1761a3f3
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i dont get it, y do we call them dinner.... their zombies, i dont wanna eat no mother ******* zombies, they r calling us dinner
#36 to #33 - tmaull
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true, they probably taste like ur mums vag
#23 - idonttrollthatway
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we call them dinner because the zombies will eat them,

but won't we be their dinner once they become zombies?
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