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You Thought it was Impossible

Thanks for the idea ryan.
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Submitted: 02/23/2010
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#232 - anonymous (06/03/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 387,144**
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#224 - RonBurgandy (02/24/2010) [-]
yes but in soviet russia, soviet russia exists
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#222 - anonymous (02/24/2010) [-]
too bad soviet russia doesnt exist anymore
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#226 to #222 - anonymous (02/24/2010) [-]
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
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#220 - anonymous (02/24/2010) [-]
how do you roll
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#230 to #220 - anonymous (02/26/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 29,537** Failure

magically
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#219 - bobharry (02/24/2010) [-]
**bobharry rolls 324,910,197** lol
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User avatar #218 - RandomX (02/24/2010) [-]
**RandomX rolls 590,205,998** Ha never thought of it like that before XD you sir are a genius of epic proportions.
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User avatar #216 - DeadlyAwakening (02/24/2010) [-]
**DeadlyAwakening rolls 690,853,904** *redneck voice* lets get-er done
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User avatar #215 - qwertyhuio (02/24/2010) [-]
**qwertyhuio rolls 5,078** is it me or does soviet russia not exist anymore?
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#223 to #215 - anonymous (02/24/2010) [-]
then it's impossible.... Chuck Norris can't die.... unless we make a time machine and travel back 30 years in time
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User avatar #231 to #223 - Darkerface (05/19/2010) [-]
we would only need to travel 19 years back, Soviet Russia stopped existing in 1991.
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User avatar #210 - Amdin (02/24/2010) [-]
**Amdin rolls 784,833,791**
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#209 - anonymous (02/24/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 6** plzzzzzz
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#211 to #209 - anonymous (02/24/2010) [-]
hhahahaa single digit *roll 6*
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#207 - anonymous (02/24/2010) [-]
i cant be in... due to the factor he is lurking behind me, he read the whole plan.
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User avatar #203 - theonewhosmells (02/24/2010) [-]
**theonewhosmells rolls 430,234,271** win...
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#202 - anonymous (02/24/2010) [-]
No, I didn't. And if you mix Mr. T's and Bruce Lee's semens, It'll never be destructable. Or you could just inject their mixed Babyjuices into a woman and make an unstoppable PWNage.
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User avatar #198 - mrsuperawesomeguy (02/24/2010) [-]
**mrsuperawesomeguy rolls 297,671,299** lol fail
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User avatar #196 - scelesticfish (02/24/2010) [-]
The USSR collapsed in 1991. Soviet Russia no longer exists. Chuck Norris out lived it.
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User avatar #205 to #196 - wiwa (02/24/2010) [-]
He forgot to mention the time-traveling properties of Mr. T Brand Semen Cages. When someone is held in a Mr. T Semen Cage, the person who has captured them can choose to send them back or forward in time. This is how the soon to have escaped Chuck Norris gets to 1986. He is put on the plane and taken to a certain location in Russia and is then sent back in time. Only problem is... how do you keep him caged that long? If you think about it, when he gets to Soviet Russia, cage is imprisoned in Chuck, so he is no longer captive. Gotta think about these things.
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#204 to #196 - tylerr (02/24/2010) [-]
**tylerr rolls 960,010,278** well yeah, chuck norris is a symbol of america, and america won the cold war, so chuck outlived the soviet union :) distorted logic never fails lol
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#192 - anonymous (02/24/2010) [-]
or you could just bring bruce lee back to life. for anyone who doesn't know what i'm talking about, go and watch way of the dragon right now
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User avatar #221 to #192 - drgerbilstinger (02/24/2010) [-]
its a movie, only in movies can he be defeated
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#200 to #192 - anonymous (02/24/2010) [-]
haha bruce did whip him, lets be fair people. maybe that fight was in soviet russia there was a kitten there??
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User avatar #189 - AnimalsEnemy **User deleted account** (02/24/2010) [-]
I'm sorry but chuck norris has now adapted to Mr.T semen you lose.
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#187 - anonymous (02/24/2010) [-]
After reading the first sentence I decided that this was a huge waste of time.

gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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#194 to #187 - anonymous (02/24/2010) [-]
Fuck You
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#197 to #194 - anonymous (02/24/2010) [-]
Fuck you both. Twice.
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User avatar #208 to #197 - wiwa (02/24/2010) [-]
Fuck all three of you. Sideways.
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User avatar #206 to #197 - Amdin (02/24/2010) [-]
Fuck you all. Thrice.
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User avatar #214 to #206 - Mustafa (02/24/2010) [-]
**Mustafa rolls 905,798,303** oh yea admin well fuck you in my moms pussy HA!!

captcha: dirty ( lol)
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User avatar #217 to #214 - Amdin (02/24/2010) [-]
Alright, I'll fuck your mom. FOR THE SECOND TIME OHHHHHHHH
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User avatar #225 to #217 - Mustafa (02/24/2010) [-]
LOL JUST GOT PWNED BY ADMIN
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#213 to #206 - anonymous (02/24/2010) [-]
Fuck all 7 of you in the EAR!
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User avatar #229 to #213 - Amdin (02/25/2010) [-]
**Amdin rolls 237,745,573** FUCK ALL OF YOU INCLUDING MY SELF IN BOTH NOSTRILS
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User avatar #185 - Mustafa (02/24/2010) [-]
**Mustafa rolls 980,514,632** u see this is where chuck norris wins... THERE IS NO MORE SOVIET RUSSIA
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User avatar #191 to #185 - spidermartin (02/24/2010) [-]
well yeah, but the plane to russia has a flux capacitor. that goes without saying, surely
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User avatar #193 to #191 - Mustafa (02/24/2010) [-]
**Mustafa rolls 186,479,840**?
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User avatar #199 to #193 - spidermartin (02/24/2010) [-]
? really??? dude, learn your "back to the future"!
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User avatar #201 to #199 - Mustafa (02/24/2010) [-]
**Mustafa rolls 288,569,448** oh lol that thing!! lol a facepalm for me lol but um... wel... damn RUN CHUCK RUN
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User avatar #212 to #201 - wiwa (02/24/2010) [-]
Chuck doesn't need to run. If you think long and hard about it... when Chuck gets to Soviet Russia, cage is imprisoned in Chuck, so... yeah.
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#184 - MarquisIII (02/24/2010) [-]
sure im in but... whos going to get all the semen from Mr.T?
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