karma's a Bitch. I just found this a while ago and thought it was hilarious, i din't know if it's a repost but what does it matter anyway credit to 4chan and wa
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karma's a Bitch

I just found this a while ago and thought it was hilarious, i din't know if it's a repost but what does it matter anyway credit to 4chan and wasted at work

Cl Anonymous 08/ fyw/ % : 5541 Wastedatwork. cam
Evening/ bl,
I come to you tonight to share you a tale
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And most mall proofread the almighty hates women.
Rest assure there wit be no trouble in mah neighbourhood, no moving to bel air, retelling any taxi drivers twill be
smelling them later.
Here' s where its at, about 8 months ago, January's be exact, Iwent out to the good guys (you know whail mean Ausfags}
and got myselfe brand new handy cam, sitting at home by to work the ****** out, all ofa sudden there' s a
knock at the door, and who else is it, but my ex, hawwo' ing her eyes out, playing the sympathy card hard, so I let her in
big mistake}, not fond other and we wernt on good terms but she explains to me that she thinks she pregnant cause
the cumdumpster and her boyfriend are both as stupid as one another.
Cl Anonymous (: ffy.
She being 1?, explains she can' t go to her rents nor any due to ultimate shame and harsh ridicule that (also not telling her
boyfriend cause he' d **** off on her (as a real man would)), so as I don' t associate with furfriends azfamily she explains I am her only hope begetting
help, athest I was hoping she would ask me to punch her in the stomach, but she wants me to take herto a clinic, posing as her ‘law old brother, being
desperate she offers to do anything.
soor as any self respecting gentleman I reply with "blow me" and in the true spirit, she does, allthough I admit it was nothing special, it
wasn' t bad either, she cleans and looks at me and says she , I lot, and she says "so are u gonna help me" andthen it dawns on me,
this bitch ****** me over hard after our break up andthey moment is a godsend, a once in a life time chance to **** her over like never before, so I look at
her, and simply say "get the **** our' she hips, and screams and yells and cries and calls me a ************ like its the only word she knows, I can' t stop
laughing, untill she drops the bomb, " going to tell everyone u raped me u ****** right there andthen I shat enough brig to build the great wall of china, and
she slams the door.
Cl Anonymous (( 9: o 93 6446
I am ******* ****** , I pace ehwhat to do, I didn' t rape her, but who are the police gonna belive, allegations like that don' t get
cause I say, nah man, I didn' t do **** , my reputation would be ****** , right then I hear my new camera beeping, I pick it up and read the screen "low
battery"... right next to "REC', and my grin almost tore my cheek off, in my fiddling around I had set it to record and hadn' t realised, great odins beard the
whole thing was on tape, the ofthe moment almost had me in tears, anyways, that night cops rocked up, as I expected, and asked me down to
the station, my parents where in shock, and I togethe police ill give me a seconded explain to my rents.
Ilold my parents about the tape andthey we' re tine, and I was going to bring the tape with me to the topshop, but then it hit me, no **** that, going to
take a ride, and went with the police without a lick of evidence, the cops we' re outraged, and I made my story sound really flawed and ****** , so
they charged me with counts of rape, assault, harrasment, all this ******** and I had to front court in the coming month, atonally came, andthat whore was
in that booth bawwing and carrying on like a ************ , almost convincing on account other many years of acting lessons, shed walk back to herstal
and give me ******* grin that i wantedto slap the **** off her, when Ibook the standi pretender's be ******** brig and have a real **** defence,
just to bitch up, the case carried on northren court appearances or ‘IE days.
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on the final day, in the morning prejudge would compile hythe end ofthe day, during my recess I told my lawyer about the tape, he
only responded retelling me ‘you ******* sneaky bastard" laughing, I gave him the tape, andthat bitch spat on me as I went back to my seat, I turned and
waved at , which wiped her grin straight off, my lawyer new evidence and hit the lights, and bam, up on the screen before the
whole court was her sucking my dick like a little whore, andthe it was weird having my parents watching it, my dad laughing away.
the look on hamface was, to me, all the happiness in the world, the court was silent for ahould mins , ****** their back room and
emerged in a blink efan eye, Iwas innocent dropped charges on my ex, for false accusation with intent of damaging my reputation and
wasting police resources, my legal fees had to be paid by her and her parents and boyfriend disowned her and I did not stop laughing my arse offeer about
fl months, to date it was the greatest thing thats ever happended me, revenge was so sweet .... .. andno put the icing on the cake, she was pregnant.
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#71 - bethonite (06/18/2011) [+] (2 replies)


i scrolled to the bottom just to make sure no dinosaurs were walking on the floor
#54 - 4chan refugee (06/18/2011) [+] (4 replies)
I know its a fictional story, but holy **** . This girl, distraught, comes to what she beleives is her only hope. This cunt-faced ass hole extorts her for his own pleasureable gains and then tells her to **** off. What a ******* dick. She shouldnt have taken the rape charges as far as she did, but holy **** . What an ass hole. Poor girl.
#58 to #54 - 4chan refugee (06/18/2011) [-]
#37 - youlosthegame (06/17/2011) [-]
<------ His face in court.
#7 - stfuitspedobear (06/17/2011) [-]
I would break this dude's hand. That is how awesome I brofist would be.
#40 - aBlindMoron (06/17/2011) [+] (2 replies)
This is a repost.
#41 to #40 - aBlindMoron (06/17/2011) [-]
But I don't give a **** .
#38 - seniorawesomesauce ONLINE (06/17/2011) [-]
I would brofist this man calmly, shake his hand, and go on with my day

<--- oh, but I'd print out and give him this document first
#32 - fappen (06/17/2011) [-]
Was anybody else waiting for this?
User avatar #14 - kmokmokmokmokmokmo (06/17/2011) [+] (1 reply)
GIVE THIS GUY...NOT A ******* MEDAL......BUT A ******* STATUE IN HIS HONOR!!!!
User avatar #42 - sunakai (06/17/2011) [+] (2 replies)
**sunakai rolls 643** Didn't read. xD
#39 - battletoast (06/17/2011) [-]
For the love of god someone build a statue in this man's honor.
For the love of god someone build a statue in this man's honor.
#121 - dreamcast (06/18/2011) [-]
mother of god. this has made my night. i was actually just thinking about my ex who cheated on me with a guy she had only known for a few hours and then she dumped me the same day to go out with him. you my friend will get a thumb. and i will sub. just because now i am in the greatest ******* modd.
#120 - gasete (06/18/2011) [+] (6 replies)
okay i saw how much there was to read and just left
okay i saw how much there was to read and just left
User avatar #128 to #120 - blergle ONLINE (06/18/2011) [-]
you missed out!
#53 - analconundrum (06/18/2011) [-]
whoever that man is. i just want to know . win. just win, this man deserves a medal and his own mansion for christ sake. i to have a tale of revenge this kid drew who when we were in 6th grade he alredy had a beard and i had nothing de pantsed me in front of 3 girls i immediately broke down and i still got made fun of it until about a year ago when. he started talking **** about me and how hee thinks im atotal pussy and i knew he crossed the line i stood up and im about 6,5 now and he was about 5,10 i immediatly walked over to the corner and pick up one of those mid sized trees in a pot and swung it at him knocking him unconsious and i didnt even get a detention cause my school has video cameras. in otherwords **** you drew.

pic semi-related
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#99 - littleswede (06/18/2011) [-]
hahahaha. made my 						*******					 day. stupid bitch
hahahaha. made my ******* day. stupid bitch
#51 - proffesurshithead (06/18/2011) [-]
Epic in one image
User avatar #36 - tomahawkward (06/17/2011) [-]
Worth the read, thumb for you
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