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Whenever I get a package of plain M& Ms, I
make it my duty to continue the strength and
robustness of the candy as a species. To this
end, I hold duels-
Taking two candies between my thumb and
forefinger, I apply pressure. squeezing them
together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior
one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.
I have that, in general, the brown and red Afa. ffs are tougher. and the newer bffe
ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the the as a race cannot
survive long in the intense theater of that is the modem candy and
world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a camedy that is misshapen. er pointier, er flatter than the
rest- Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but nevery rare occasions it gives
the candy extra strength. In this way. the species continues to adapt to its environment.
When Breach the end of the pack, I are left with ene MAM, the strongest of the herd.
Since it wouid make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and
send it to M& M Mei, A Division Mars, Inc, Hackettstown, NJ 17840- I 503
LISA, along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M& M for breeding purposes"
This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a cencen for afree 1/ 2 pound bag
of plain M& Nis. I consider this " grant money? I have set aside the weekend for a grand
From a of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.
There can be only one.
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#197 - massivejelly **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
#42 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/16/2011) [+] (1 reply)
My friend did the same thing except he shot up the school.
My friend did the same thing except he shot up the school.
#59 - stealthymuskrat (06/16/2011) [-]
I didn't laugh, but I feel that people need to see this.
I didn't laugh, but I feel that people need to see this.
#410 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/17/2011) [-]
i ******* love the internet
User avatar #491 - badmonkey ONLINE (06/17/2011) [+] (4 replies)
That could not have been a fair test, as M&Ms' sugar crust will gradually soften and melt in the warmth of his fingers, and each time pressure is applied to the two M&Ms' although one yields, the winner will suffer from tiny cracks which will affect further performance. Therefore the longer it stays in competition the weaker it gets and no true winner could be found. Oh and btw, repost
User avatar #251 - kickme (06/17/2011) [+] (1 reply)
The Hittler of candy.
#259 - tamponunicorn (06/17/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#85 - thatswhatsup (06/17/2011) [-]
A repost, but it's a good repost.
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#233 - brainpollution (06/17/2011) [-]
15 minutes creating OC can save you 15% or more on comment hate
#634 - Greekkenyan (06/17/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I will do this with a package of m&m's immediately
#248 - Medication (06/17/2011) [-]
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#535 - chalupa (06/17/2011) [+] (3 replies)
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#614 - BluMind (06/17/2011) [+] (2 replies)
so tired of reposts.  
I want justice
so tired of reposts.
I want justice
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User avatar #136 - kojinus (06/17/2011) [-]
things i hate:
1.repost
2.op
3.when water hits my ass when i take a ****
#622 - corburis (06/17/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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